Discussion in 'Pro Match Results and Discussion' started by JoelDali, May 14, 2011.
Awesome link u posted re:eagle/goat!
It is a blessing to know my brothers of the Eagle share my joyous consumption of Lindt Excellence and bask in the aroma of Eau de Fed! Every day Sexi Rogi MasterClass plays sorcery within the rectangular boundaries of our minds is truly a divine gift. Now, allez Monsieur Maestro, whisk away to foggy London town and release the great Winged Eagle of Victory once more through the O2 rafters. Banish spinmonkeys, pouters and, most especially, quitters to the dungeons of mediocrity to despair in eternal awe of the one true champion!
This is the greatest thread in the Open ... er ... Internet era!
One of my assistants based in Sussex has fashioned an Eagle mask to wear to O2 London...Epic.
Today and always !
^^ epic mask !
Nice one, PP! Is the sword infused w/basalt crystals?
Not just the sword. The armor is made entirely of Basalt.
This RogiPhoto was taken after he decided could not deal anymore with a friend constantly abusing Cortex.
He had no other choice.
The Eagle wept.
Do you doubt the GOATness of Rogi's true weapon, Excalibasalt?
My wallpaper for life.
I was at LBTC tonite and the teaching pro was telling students Legends of the Eagle stories and referenced this thread. It made me think about the cosmic reach of the glorious Eagle and the Basalt powders that define our collective mortal coils. Love Rodgeur tonite, oh every night, so Mirka hold tight...oh baby hold tight.
The epicness of this thread grows every day.
Really digging Rogi tonite...
It was forged in the wraths of sweetMirkabossom and infused with golden eagle feather, Lindt truffle and Basalt with ProStaff and Amplifeel crystals in the handle.
I doubt nothing concerning the one true champion, Sexi Rogi MasterClass! I confirm this belief with ample daily consumption of sweet Lindt and aromatherapy due to the mists of Eau de Fed I sprint through after my daily shower. In these ways I attempt to become one with the complete man and tennis sorcerer we all believe in as members of the Brotherhood of the Eagle.
Maybe it should be the equivalent of the "Nadal News" thread and be moved to the general pro player discussion section.
Resting after 2 hours of bestsexiclasstennis while tasting the sweet elixir of golden goodness (Miller Lite).
Really wanting and needing FedAl one more time in 2012.
By saying that, the Eagle sentences all tards of the Troll Kingdom to Eternal darnation. The Eagle doesn't use mediocre threads as a comparison to this incredible Basalt-Crusted, Lindt 90% Excellence-Covered, Eau de Fed-Perfumed GOATthread.
Poppa Joel should be proud of his two GOATthreads...I was first converted to the wondrous Nike Isner Dry Sphere baby (RIP, but Gawd I miss it)...now the Eagle takes us even higher into the Internet stratosphere.
Now on to London where the Eagle shall soar for his final flight of '11! Allez Rogi!
no new comment since yesterday??
Ah, just a lull prior to the English crescendo...we of the BOTE busy ourselves with the mundane obligatories prior to battle...visits to the local chocolatiers for abundant supplies of the Lindt 90% Excellence while resting the trigger fingers necessary for mists of Eau de Fed to waft through our private atmospheres. We shall be ready!
It better be indoors on the right surface, time, temp, humidity etc. otherwise masterclass Fed will be embarassed by the topspinning babolat heaving baboon.
Of course Mirka would be there to console the old pitiful, birdboned, Fedsexiclass with ample bosoms and routined damp debauchery if things didn't work out.
I couldn't stop myself.
Troll elsewhere, spinmonkey devotee! I whisk away the stench of your feeble comments with extra pumps of the Eau de Fed atomizer usually reserved for prematch rituals and postmatch celebrations.
You sick, sick, man.
Mirka's a full-bosomed woman alright. That's no excuse to talk that way about Fed the Master.
Bold Prediction: 2011 WTF Fed FTW.
I had to throw in an anti Fed poast, all of the worshipping was grating on my nerves.
Ha, spotted the Eagle on the Freedumb Tower today...
O Thy Eagle Followers! Time is upon us for the eagle is going to take the final flight to O2 arena.
Meditating on Rogi tonight. Counting grommet holes, watching Sampras battle from 2001. Contemplating an Occupy Roger web site. Really feeling the Eagle tonight. So blessed with Basalt crystals, wonderous substance of GOATish folk. Amplifeel has changed everything and will give Rogi more courage, more feel. I think Martina will rag on and on about how it gives Rogi an unfair advantage. Amplifeel may become the new Luxilon, a game changing technology. Waiting for London and Rogi patiently.
I leave the ragefest that is pretty much everywhere else in talk tennis in order to come here--where we can just chill and have good-humored discussions about Roger
As we of the BOTE await patiently the London calling of the Eagle to take flight, I am reassured by the rainy Melbourne weather for the President's Cup that there will be fertile soil awaiting the transplant of seeds sown in Sydney by SexiMasterClass Rogi during his DC conquering of September. I will now have even more faith the proud wielder of the Basalt-encrusted, Amplifeel-enhanced WonderStick will soon need a bigger plane for the victorious transoceanic flight home in late January. Now, on to unfinished business in the O2. Release the Eagle to the rafters of that venue and rejoice in the eye-pleasing play of the one true champion! Allez, Rogi!
Looked for the eagle to make an appearance just outside of my tennis court as I put my basalt stick away and chewed on some Lindt this morning. Sure enough, the eagle made an appearance circling in a particular pattern and this time it appeared to be tsinging a Tsong. I don't know what this means so I'll let my more experienced Eagle followers or the Poap decipher it. Allez.
Could you make out the tune? Was it the children's lullaby...Frere JoJo, Frere JoJo, dormez vous?
Thus far, the Eagle smiteth Le Poodle.....
Thou hast jinxed the Eagle.
In sooth, the Basalt crystals toyeth with their prey
Yea verily, the Basalt crystals prevail!
At 2all 3rd set, I remisted w/Eau de Fed and added a splash on pulse points to refortify my belief in the Eagle. My diligence was rewarded 6 games later. Allez Rogi! Allez BOTE! Four more Flights through the O2 rafters. Stock well on the precious necessities. Receive Amplifeelication through the sense of touch as you wield your own personal Wondersticks. Blessed are the BOTE bros who offer support for SexiMasterClass Swiss Sorcereor Rogi. To the ramparts, My band of believers!
how could you miss mirka in your post?? ;-)
Counting grommet holes... Lol.The poap struck again.
That would be 70 total on his basalt-encrusted Wonderstick. That makes a ratio of 11.47 match wins per grommethole and a perfect 1:1 ratio for tourney wins with the next Flight of the Eagle. Allez Rogi!
Anyone know Roger's playing schedule on tennis channel?
Is he playing monday, wednesday, friday?
Nope, Tuesday & Thursday. Semis & final are the weekend.
BOTE, the time has come to begin spraying Eau de Fed cologne, devouring Lindt 90% Excellence, and finely tuning our basalt-crusted wonderstix...Rogi will slay the topspin monkey with sexi forehands and serves. Allez!
+many, my friend!
The day of reckoning hath begun.
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