I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory

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  1. Crayola Oblongata

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    Had I known I was going I would've done this, or make a papier mache 'sexiclassed' eagle. .. ....I was actually looking to see if there were any golden eagle banners :oops:

    But yeah, I agree with you!
     
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    Guys, I'm working long hours this weekend so won't post much but I'll stock on the 90% Lindt & Eau de Fed so I will be there in spirit. Pick up the slack! Allez BOTE & SexiMasterClassRogi!
     
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    DAmit, i want, need to have tennis channel HD for my cable service.

    Hate watching his excellency in mere distasteful SDTV. It's a disgrace to his awesomeness.

    Will ESPN2 HD please pick up the rights for the semis and the finals of WTF2011?
     
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    you shall grind down your precious basalt crystal and snort as much as you can to gain 10 times the strength from the spirit of his tennis holiness.

    then you shall sleep blissfully for 10 hours straight and face your mortal enemy at the crack of dawn. And you shall triumph and bring home double-bagels for your belief in the eagle's omnipotent power of basalt wonderstix.

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  5. JoelDali

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    Picked up 2 Basalt packs at the rock quarry in upstate NY. Shopkeeper said it was "the best" crystalized Basalt hes seen in years.

    I'm going to crush it down tonight in preparation for the match tomorrow.

    This stuff is so powerful, so mysterious, even my dog is like yo WTF is that chit. Now I know why Rogi prefers this substance to the woven Karophite Black. The Basalt is just better...ultimate feel...
     
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    while having my saturday morning coffee, I had 90% lindt and meditated upon lord federer for bliss and happiness.
     
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    Slept in after 3am shift pedaling thru hills of Gainesville. Missed match but I see I received admirable results from my BOTE pinch hitters!

    Sitting at IHOP for morning carbo load b4 huge gameday shift. Tried to amplifeel my pancakes w/dash of basalt crystals. Waitress couldn't find any. Settled for Swiss cheese in my omelette.

    Now, allez SexiMasterClassRogi! Vite Vite! One more desolation of the non-believing heathens that call themselves "competition". One more swath thru the ATP muck, like Sherman to the sea, like a hot BasaltWonderStick thru IHOP butter. Release the Eagle, let your brethren of believers rejoice as his wingspan flirts with the rafters of the Holy Hall named O2! Allez, BOTE! Allez, Rogi! Feel the hug of joy sandwiched between MilkyMirkabreasts and wise sage P-Cone. You shall regale in triumph tomorrow!
     
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    With a bar of 99% lindt excellence and a rolex watch, keeping watch over the flight of the golden eagle.
     
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    Really diggin' Rogi today.

    Sprinkling Rare Prostaph Crystals over Pankakes slathered with GOAT IHOPbutter.

    Epick.
     
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    WE ARE BOTE!

    Someone should carry that slogan during finals!
     
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    He's aware of both these things. Found them amusing.
     
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    This epic thread deserves a link (of course comprised of basalt fibers and coated with Lindt 90% excellence) from Fed's facebook page :).
    BTW, the eagle conquered the bulls compatriot today, and the Djoker (does he have a name on this thread like the bull?) chose to shrink away instead of facing the eagle.
     
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    Am jones-ing SOOO bad for that 99% Lindt Excellence. I will scour the drugstores. If I'm lucky, I will also buy a syringe, then slip into an IHOP bathroom stall with my coffee spoon...I will need no help soaring across the Pond to watch the Eagle soar ever higher. Oh wait, I suffer from needlephobia. Guess I'll settle for ingestion and imagination. Better plan still! Allez BOTE, vite vite Rogi!
     
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    We do not take spin monkeys and tankers (gosh we really need a good nickname for djokovic) by names in this thread. No place for them in this thread!
     
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    The Golden Eagle sexy beast has proved the naysayers, fans of the Serbian Serpent and Spanish Topspinmonkey wrong with its majestic flight this past fall sweeping through Basel and Paris with much aplomb sprinkling wondrous Basalt crystals to one and all.

    Now continuing on his majestic flight sweeping past the Big Ben and the London Eye he has landed on the O2 to stamp his seximasterclassness to the masses. Time for the Golden Eagle, Guru of sexy tennis to strut and stamp his sexy tennis and emerge victorious and fly off into the holiday season.

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    I thought he had been nicknamed Possum by some people recently. I don't know how it happened, i was sort of absent for a bit.

    Please avoid using the m-word - can get you in trouble. Peeps are very sensitive here.
     
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    If anyone wants to stop by for some Basalt Bars I've got 2 extras.
     
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    I have a trade set up in the for sail forum for Basalt Bars.
     
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    Dear BOTE: Now is the time for us to stay united and stand by golden eagle. Hope the masterclasssexirogi prevails.
     
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    Chomping down on Lindt 99% Excellence, Spraying on Eau de Fed, cuddling with Basalt-Crusted Wonderstix.

    Reciting Pledge to the Eagle.

    The Eagle shall slay Songa.
     
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    ALL HAIL THE KING

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    the eagle yet soreth
     
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    The eagle wanted to please his drama hungry followers so he lowered the sexiclass just enough to "lose" (didn't fool anyone) the second set.

    Truffles for all.
     
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    Lol, nice one!
     
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    Swiss hugs for everyone.

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    Woooooooo HOOOOOOO !!!

    Yup ,we weren;t fooled. he did it to make it more interesting. Naughty eaglet.
     
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    After the pain of Roland Garros, Wimbledon and Flushing Meadows. Take flight BOTE major group hug. To the GoldenEagle, guru of sexy tennis.

    To Roger. :cool:

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    cheers!

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    Good one.:)
     
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    What does BOTE mean?
     
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    Brotherhood of the Eagle?
     
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    A glorious day for the eagle in all of us. Long live the Brotherhood.
     
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    Le poodle had an extra spring in the step today, cheered on by new La poodlette - pardon my french :). But he was no match for the sheer Lindt excellence of the eagle, yielding for much rejoicing from Mirka and the BOTEs, as the envious excusers and tankers look on.
     
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    WE ARE BO+E
     
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    I'm so verklempt.

    I cannot write anything of great value or humour.

    Other than, congrats Rogi...I see 2 slams for 2012.

    This man is not done yet.

    He has more fire in the belly than the entire top 10.

    With Mirka's warm milk to nourish the Boy from Basel until the AO, we look forward to many more great GOATish moments in 2012.

    So down with the Eagle tonight, feeling the spiritual powers of the Holy Basalt. Of sober mind and of a sober heart, still stand by Roger.

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    He is the best player ever.
     
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    Sexiclass Rogi couldn't get a slam this year, but he'd be damned if he didn't set or break at least ONE record per year.
     
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    So very sexi...master best class.

    Only Danielle Dotzenrod is sexier on court.
     
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    Now that PoodlePwnage has been completed for the third consecutive Sunday, the Eagle has been released to soar thru the Holy Hall of the O2 on his final flight of 2011. Victory is complete! The perfect 1:1 ratio of Tour titles to grommetholes has been achieved. Bask in mists of Eau de Fed and renourish with bits of Lindt Excellence in 90 or 99% formulae, knowing that the suckling at MightyMirka's milky breasts will continue forward to achieve Project 17 on Aussie soil in January. SexiMasterClassRogi is finely tuned and his Strad-like BasaltEncrustedWondersticks are just an extension of that finely-tuned MaestroChampion he has become.

    We of the BOTE must remain vigilant in our support of Project 17 during the upcoming hiatus from tour activity. If it is not in our thoughts and actions as we go about our Decembers and Januarys, the energy we have developed will dissipate. Keep Project 17 in your hearts and minds and it WILL happen.

    I wish you all the best Holiday seasons and rejoice in the beautiful end of this tennis season. Allez BOTE, allez Rogi! Vite, Vite! On to Melbourne and Project 17!
     
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    She pinches her areolas each time Rogelio starts spreading his wings holding the weapon that even most opponents beg to be bestowed a beautiful and graceful demise on court.
     
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    Tom has reached epic Eagle GOAThood.

    If and when I pass from this wretched thing called life on earth and into the arms of the Eagle, I hoap you keep this thread alive for generations and bestow Mirka's Milk into the bellies of our youth sowing the seeds of sexi classi tweeners and Nike Vapour 12.
     
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    When receiving praise, one must always consider the source. I thank you humbly, but remind the BOTE that I am only a disciple of the originator of this mighty synergistic thread. We are many and we are strong, thanks in no small part to the Pope of Sacred Threads.
     
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    Okay the other jokes i get, but i've seen basalt thrown around here...someone explain that to me lol
     

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