I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory

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  1. FedererBestTennis

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    BOTE, this is where it really counts. Rogi will slay the TSP in the rainy conditions of Endian Wills using sexi forehands, serves, and majestic volleys. Arm yourselves with high octane Lindt and Eau de Fed!

    16 Hail Mirkas!
     
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    SMCRogi needs to swoop in and strike those magic BHs on the rise to take out the TSP and rain on his parade. Quick decisive forays to the net, and not get discouraged by the occasional pass.
     
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    O my winged brethren, REJOICE!!

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    DEVOURED by SEXICLASS!!
     
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    So beautiful so sexy, crushing zooming forehands blazed with masterclassness.
     
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    FBT, you are the TRUE Nostradamus of this board.

    HAIL my friends!!! Because today our spirits shall party in the memories of Rogi Sexy Class, Mirka of the sacred bosom, the blessed Federities and good buddies Gavin Rossexy, Gwen "no doubt" Steffani and Anna Winty of the Prada Clothings!!!

    Cheers, and Long Live the BOTE!!! :)
     
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    SwissSorcery at its sexi best on what day of the month...project 17 continues, my brethren! Revenge tomorrow for DC tie result. Allez Rogi, allez BOTE. Happy Lindt-laden dreams for all. Eagles music in my head...welcome to the Hotel California...Rogi stabbed the beast with his steely strokes!
     
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    Hallelujah indeed
     
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    In the Blitzkrieg of Ralph, the world witnessed magnificent elegant footwork akin to a waltzing ballerina like sex on legs.
     
  11. monfed

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    I thought I heard "Heal the world" playing in the background after Roger beat the TSP?

    Now for some sweet Revenge for DC, make us feel super-sexi again . Operation Desert storm baby.

    STEP ASIDE , HERE COMES THE GOAT! ALLLLLLLEZZZZ!!!!
     
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    Fell asleep last night with headphones on. Alternating Bush and No Doubt. Watching videos of Rogi hitting forehands in slow motion on youtube compliments of FYB. So hypnotic and soothing like a sexi lava lamp. Tragic Kingdom. Magic Tennis. Machine heads, spider webs, dreams of arrogantly struck forehands. This afternoon's final will. be. sexi
     
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    Allez Rogi! Allez BOTE! The SwissSorcery has begun.
     
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    Pretty epic thread.
     
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    Rossdale and Wintour too much variety for Fair breasted Isner
     
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    So sexi SwissSorcery! BH slice, come on in to my SwissSpider web little John so I may introduce you to my pathetic 4.5 BH pass redirected DTL.

    I shall now nibble the Lindt in sweet successful celebration! Indoor GOAT, desert GOAT...just plain GOAT! The Eagle soars again.

    Welcome to the Hotel California...fly like an EAGLE...into the Future!

    Allez Rogi, so sexi! Allez BOTE! Until Miami!
     
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    ROFLMAO. :)
     
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    So chuffed for sexi daddy.
     
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    10+awesomeGoatbackhandwinners
     
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    These moments are what the BOTE lives for. Feeling so sexi thanks to Rogi's beautiful returns dismantling Izner man of many noble battles but no match for SMC's radiation-powered prostaff crystal-encrusted weapon of war drenched in MirkaMilk and touched by the one and only Paul AnnaGOAT. Rogi will live on in the hearts of those who believe and will reach those who don't believe through the holy ten commandments of the Eagle and through the completion of Project 17. According to iFone stocks, purchases of high octane Lindt 99% Excellence and exotic Eau de Fed are up 50% thanks to the dismantling of TopSpin Primate (TSP).

    16 HailMirka's!

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    The seximaestro of the GOAT milk alps drinketh from the sweet nectar of Mirkas Babylons and the succulent honey of success tonight in celebratory fashion. Throngs of Fredfans reach near equal levels of ecstasy as they realize evil has fallen to the wayside and all that was wrong is now right in the world.

    Fred hath conquered all from the legitimate proxy win against the chia head of hypobaricland to the neon colored itchy rear matador, to climbing the highest peak of formidable mount john and placing a Lindt flag as a recaptured territory.
     
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    Cut down to size by supermegasexiclass!

    Allez Rogi! Allez BOTE!! On to Miami, the clay season and Project 17!!
     
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    Seximasterclassrogi spreading his wings and flying to victory!
     
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    Once there were Eagles in the skies in the desert. You could see them soaring in the amber current where the golden edges of their wings wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of basalt in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of Rogi.
     
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    I will sleep perchance to dream with this image burnt into the backs of my eyelids! So sexi, so Rogi! SHBH has outdone himself again! Thanks!
     
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    Ascend. A light skyward to the field rise claimant to freedom.
    Rise the erudite GOAT and penitent to sky and to send piercing slice backhand droppers.
    To send - Retainer soalesced a vision boards the skybarge to freedom of the Bassaulted children of Basel.
    Somnolescent rays emit now from the origin-known of the hidden lead tape and Annaconian breatickle juices and Ron Yunian Magical Bassaultious Sorcery.
    And remember Roland Garros - glorious veils to scenic frees the photonic doves amassing the red clay caking upon the talons of victory.
    And descend - as ambulant propels up through antediluvian sky in flight above and beyond Petros of Greecian formulas.
    To send - Onward to terminus triumphal flight sheds object form crushing forth the Chia Headed Serbian gluttonous monster who poses and flaunts his wealth without conscience in glossy magazines.
    Orbitainer eyes the absolute and freed - walk sturdy and fertile spraying the essence of the GOAT Warrior onto fair breasted Mirka's mighty circle of Life.

    Traverse the Indianous Wellsian field in Vapour 9 Non PJ Goat Foot Covers
    Riding out from red sun high above the Miami skies
    Prevades the salient wind GOATING tweeners two and fro unto the earth
    Upward. From sun to cross the sky above Cincinnati
    Rides out from red sun high above Madrid
    Pervades the salient wind spreading the Matador's swollen itchie pants
    Upward. From sun to cross the sky

    To send, enables lantern to orb-sentinel and swan harks prevailer Of Mirka's gentle grasp
    Formate shrineite seize the Titan rounds the unobscured codes of the GOATed Ones of Past
    To send - The indeterminate incandescent wills now merge with white orbs Bassault Amplified Feel of Wilsonic Freedom
    Somnolescent rays project forth from the sugary Lindt chocolate squares of delight released into the bellies of the hungry children of Africa
    Of London - Ephrem veils to be seen - and raise the freedom-ward Golden Eagle
    And descend - as ambulant propels up through anteveludian sky collecting title after title
    To send - Onward to terminus triumphal flight sheds object form, the Nike bandana of anti sweat mechanisms so veri sexi
    Orbitainer eyes the absolute and freed from the 100 square inch windshield wipers of evil intentions

    Atones the windship - light to firescreen ascend thou GOAT into the loving arms of fair breasted Mirka.
    Rise the erudite and penitent to sky and to send invisible love notes in the sky to fair breasted AnnaCoan.
    To send - Retainer soalesced a vision boards the skybarge to freedom and the Vision of Project 17.

    To send - Onward to terminus triumphal flight sheds object form and transcends.
    Orbitainer eyes the absolute and freed - Master Best Class. Pure Champion. Absolutely GOATing.
     
  28. stringertom

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    ^^^

    GOATpoasting Poap!
     
  29. Polaris

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    Genius :). You guys are delirious!
     
  30. Fed Kennedy

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    It was cribbed from a pulitzer prize winning novel by this guy

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    Huge ******* btw
     
  31. niff

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    Oh. My.

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    Roger 3:16.
     
  33. natalia

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    +1!!!!!!!!


    I just fainted reading this joeldalism....so suave...so sexi... *THUD*
     
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  34. stringertom

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    Roger 3:16+1, no?
     
  35. FEDERERNADAL13

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    The Poape showing us why he's the Poape. Well said PoapeJoel :)
     
  36. Fed Kennedy

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    Gettin born in the state of basel switzi
    Poppa was a robert momma was a lynnie
    On the fast grass he was beatin sampras
    Price you gotta pay for a sexirogibestclass
    He never knew that there was anything more than gold
    What in the world does your babolat take me for?

    Blue bandanna sweet wintour anna
    Floatin on a court in the Wells of Indiana
    Hes a runner rebel and a stunner
    On his merry way sayin Toni what you gonna
    Lookin down the barrel of a hot basalt 85
    Just another way to survive...
     
  37. FEDERERNADAL13

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    well played sir :)
     
  38. JoelDali

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    FK is GOATing.
     
  39. JGads

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    well played.
     
  40. GPG

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    he'll get to number 2 if he wins Miami and nadal loses in semis, right?
     
  41. JoelDali

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    This thread is exclusively about the Eagle, not rankings because Rogi is the macho sexi classi true #1...still super sexi even when he drops out of the top 10 (january 2016).
     
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  43. niff

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    Fognini 'the fog' joins the BOTE <3

    Fabio Fognini (http://twitter.com/#!/Fabio_Fogna)
    "Non c'e' ne Djoko,ne Rafa,ne Andy,ne tutti messi insieme che giochino come RE ROGER... Mi dispiace!!!"
    Roughly: "Not Djoko, not Rafa, not Andy, not all of them put together can play like KING ROGER... Sorry!!!"
     
  44. joeri888

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    Nice, Fognini knows what he's talking about. He didn't dare to say 'EAGLE ROGER', because he likes the BOTE community to live in peace rather than being crowded by millions of people wanting to pledge alliance
     
  45. sportsfan1

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    ^^ What was the context of that conversation?
    Will have to get the fill of FHs and BHs in Miami, Fed will be laying low for 5 weeks after that, unleashing the repertoire again in Madrid.
    One more thought: Can Roland Garros be the 17th, peek hard into the crystal ball, what does the community see?
     
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    With SMC Rogi's current level of confidence, we BOTE believe -- nay, swear -- it shall be!

    ALLEZ!!
     
  47. stringertom

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    Time to GOATBOTE, brethren! Post up your best stuff in support of the Eagle flight through balmy Biscayne skies to the aerie of Victory. Allez Rogi! Bring your SwissSorcery talents to Crandon Park and pack your bags with more swag on your way to Europa and fulfillment of Project 17!
     
  48. stringertom

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    SexiRogi warming up his bag of SwissSorcery today. Young Harry was a perfect tuneup for Monday matchup with Mr. Decker. I will now sleep perchance to dream of shbh's imagery, that being so sexi in contrast to feeble ARod 2hbh stroke. Lindt on my lips, Eau de Fed on my pillow. Do not disturb til Monday! Allez Rogi, Allez BOTE!
     
  49. monfed

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    The eagle has crash landed. :(
     
  50. JoelDali

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    The look in your eyes as I head for the door is a cold fire.

    Still stand by Rogi.

    So handsome in white crew. So very classi, confident ooze sexi.
     

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