Discussion in 'Pro Match Results and Discussion' started by JoelDali, May 14, 2011.
hehehe, the devil is usually in the detals, no?!?!:wink::-D
The devil is usually in Mallorca, no?
I took a hot bath last night before bed so I woke up feeling extra fresh and super duper sexi and totally devoted to the Eagle and all of his graces. I stopped and hesitated thinking about fair breasted Mirka and how lucky Rogi is to lay with her upon the fine linens of Asia and other middle eastern nations. I thought about the glory of the new PS Basalt 90 in its whiteness and purity and all of the 4.0 men proclaiming its glory in the lower Seattle portion of Washington Square.
With the release of the Vapour 9 RG I'm so excited to be gayfully basking in the glory of all that is Roger Federer. Master best class so defined and sexi dad sportsman epic lover to Mirka total full on raging GOAT.
The supreme leader agrees.
In the name of the Eagle, the Fed, and the Holy GOAT. Amen.
Unwinding from my nocturnal odyssey of pursuit for Eagle-adorned confetti thrown my way by loving masses of thirsty and hungry turistas. I have returned to be surrounded by Sexi, excellence-colored Spaniels, one draped on my feet while the other massages my bikeseat-sore fanny through my beach chair with his own gyrating hindquarter. BOTEbard Pete Gabriel's eloquence wafts through my mental channels..."Eagle flew out of the night...He was something to observe...came in close, I heard a voice...standing, stretching every nerve...had to listen, had no choice..."; my heart does go Boom Boom Boom!
Life is full of the many blessings brought on by the Eagle and his followers as I sip from Eagle-decorated cans of Yuengling and enjoy this brief hiatus between Miami and Madrid. Soon the Eagle will fly again, his basalt-encrusted talons ready to carry Chiaheaded carrion to the Valhalla-like Aerie home of fair Mirka and the twin babes of perfection. Again we will be able to rejoice in the beautiful game as it was meant to be played without excessive ball-bouncing and obscene glutean stimulation. Allez Rogi, allez BOTE! Believe in Project XVII!
The inner rhythm and almost sacral melodicity of these lines are strangely, weirdly, oddly, bizarrely enchanting. Makes me really envious.... but never mind : applause for Mr. JD!
Here's a photoshop version of Natalia's awesome coins.
In this world that often seems far too grave, it is refreshing to see such a world-class grin! I betcha young Rogi was quite a rascal.
OMG I'm petrified at our SMC Rogi's draw. Will the eagle soar the Madrid skies on the blueness of blue clay?
amazing coins, natalia... i want some of them !
the blue eagle will flight to the victory (while the golden bull will bite the blue dust).
and here's the special madrid 2012 cap:
how can i enter the BODE, by the way ? how do i know if i'm worthy of joining this venerable circle ? do i have to demonstrate it by going through some initiation ritual or something like this ?
and...... maybe it's too early for a newbie to ask, but can i get some basalt chips, please ?
(where does the legend of the basalt chips come from ?...)
Welcome to the BOTE! I offer you a symbolic sprinkling of basalt chips as I nibble on some Lindt Excellence as a token of appreciation for your initial contribution to our epic thread begun by the Poap, JD. Go forth and share your belief in the Eagle with more such positive thoughts about the SwissSorceror. That is all that is needed to be a proper BOTEhand!
OMG VLBJ is now a BOTEhand welcomed by Tom sir!! This is such a special moment. OMG I'm gonna cry
run like the wind, eagle.
I walked into Basal and asked the famous Internet tennis historian Deli man for a GOAT prediction and he gave me coffee and rebuked me for GOATing the coffee up with massive amounts of sugary Basalt packets. I demanded his GOAT prediction and he said Federer is the GOAT. I left happy. And now I'm enjoying my coffee at MSP. GHOATing Carl and meditating on the glorious Golden Eagle victorious on blue clay, and may the Eagle protect Rogi from the lustful glare of nude teen suicidal bulemickal ball girls whose goal is to tear apart the immortal embrace of fair breasted Mirka. Go away tools of the devil, you shall never break Rogi and Mirka's (love).
Thunderboomers (God's version of an arrogant FH) temporarily grounding my personal flight for the Eagle-adorned confetti thrown in my direction, so I have gathered my thoughts and hopes for a Rogi bounceback from his first-set stumble vs Baby-faced Milosh. Dressed in '05USO Swede-flag polo, I have misted in Eau de Fed and close my eyes to project on the backs of my eyelids the glorious shbh and the fierce power of the SwissSorcerorFH. These are all one needs to sustain a belief in the beautiful game!
Allez Rogi, allez BOTE!
Phew! That was a close & excellent match. Some sexi GSVOATing too.
Brilliant match,don't know how he pulled it off...Raonic looking a little slow and awkward in last set compared to beginning.
PHEW... Clutch SMCRogi prevailed in the end!
The true Baby Fed! What a find, Poap! He's just as impish as I imagined!
That woman is donning the GSOAT.
I call on members of the BOTE to share their thoughts on the bluey blue heaven. The golden bull has been vanquished my dear BOTEhands by the indomitable spanish lapdog. :lol:
Fly high eagle! ALLLLLLLEZZZZ!
O my wingèd brethren
I'm a-lovin' the bluey blue. The Eagle verily soareth in its tranquil vistas as it driveth the TSP bananas!
I to adore the bluest of gloden eagle lands!
its soft hue and magical indigo dust infuzes the power of the GOAT to swoop in and pluck off the jewels that are meant for him.
..er or somethin like that?:neutral:
I shall double-dose my Lindt Excellence, mist in Eau de Fed and don the blue '06USO polo prior to his Roginess' match vs the Spanish Terrier, especially now that both Chiahead and the TSP have been vanguished by other lapdogs. Perhaps download some Linda Ronstadt...Blue Bayou! Allez ROGi, allez BOTE!
Stranded on the dusty ground or soaring through the deep blue sky? This really is a no-brainer for the Eagle...
I went to the Brazilian Bath House on 34th street at lunch and basked in the glow of the Golden Eagle. As the attendant massaged my calloused triceps I considered Rogi and how sexi and classi he is and how astonishing his game is on the Tiriacian Bleu Clay. Master Best Class. Still stand by Rogi.
Double 4's for his Sexiness! Now, on to vanguish the tattooed, bespectacled, philosophical Serb on his journey back to #2! Allez Rogi, allez BOTE!
"Blue bandana in the show courts by the baseline. Who watches over you? Make a little BOTEhouse in your soul" - They might be Rogi
As I begin my day in the land of the brave and home of the free, I call upon my fellow BOTEs to bring your best spirits forward and worship thy golden eagle within you. Amen!
Bam! That's how SMCRogi rolls into the final against the Berdman.
Also the eagle is the best of all berds; madrid shall have a swiss king on the morrow!
Maybe a sharp Urban Dictionary associate "on the ball" and an eye to the hottest thread on the Internet can add the proper third definiton of the BOTE...Brotherhood Of The Eagle!
Now, on to the finals...Eagle vs mere Berd, GOAT vs GHOATee...Allez Rogi, fresh from quick work vs Gasket, Spanish Terrier & Tipsie. Carry on in SwissSorcery towards final victory and the release of the Eagle to soar above the blue sands of the Magic Box.
In case it has slipped the attention of the BOTE, tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of this thread!
Nice dig there, Sid! I would have been in the doghouse for not wishing The Poap a very happy anniversary. You have brought us all great joy with your clever invention!
Although i dont post here often I follow each and every post.. as u can see from my avatar.. i just belong here.. :-D
I had the pleasure of watching his sexiness in madrid.. court side tickets.. almost on the floor.. every match.. yeah even the raonic one.. :twisted:
Can some one tell me how to upload pics here.. wanted to post some pics..
If the photos are on your computer, dump them on to a site such as photobucket. From there, you can easily post them on here by copying the urls of the images.
All hail the golden eagle which helped bird bite the blue dust!!
...AND THE BIRD BITES THE BLUE DUST!!
Yes yes YES!
The Great Eagle hath vanquished ye puny Berd.
Allez SMC Rogi! Bring on Roma & Project 17!!
This will be Monfed's new avatar in a few minutes.
Who of two will be the next GOAT? Only time will tell, I'm guessing it's the one with Mirka, she looks more like Fed
Rafael Nadal complains about slippery blue clay... slides down to number three in world ranking.
Djokovic says Madrid should revert to red clay or else he "No Vak" next year.
Federer just BLUE Berdych out of Madrid.
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