I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory

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  1. Outbeyond

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    You have finally accepted the Golden Eagle of Roger best sexi class?
     
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    Have I a choice? LOL!....


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    ...too good:):)
     
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    As many posters are wide awake snorting Cortex Crystals frolicking with alcohol and naked actresses and other general life obstuctionist activities Roger is resting his GOATish beautiful head upon Mirka's steadfast bosom tender loving Mother caressing Rogi as he peacefully submits to the night au natural and recharges his cosmic sinews and mortal coil subconsciously preparing for battle slaying the demons that cower and attempt to congregate around him but the Golden Eagle takes hold and restores honor to Roland Garros after many years of skilled trolling the dawn is upon us may Rogi awaken rested and ready to deliver a sexi master best class victory.

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    Roger for the win!
     
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    I cant watch Fed anymore without thinking "Rogi master best class." Curse on you, JD.
     
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    just an fyi, those are bald eagles not golden eagles
     
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    These are golden eagles sporting Ljubicic like hairstyle :)
     
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    You are the only one who got it right.
    Rogi is the red eagle . Golden eagle is what carries him to victory.

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    As the hour approaches upon us, rogi lies upon the fair hills of Mirka bosom, whilst AnnaGOAT serenades him with tales of Petros' many victories. The time is coming my brethren. I shall make one last call to arms before the battle begins. One last GOATpoast to inspire the best of all classes. Rest now brothers, for soon we ride upon Matadorhell, where Goldendiamond GOATEAGLES shall vanquish all topspinmonkeys!

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    i changed my avatar inspired by this thread.
     
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    The winged bull of the Fedal era soars mighty high heralding once more the powerful clash in the tennis skies, against the powerful glutenous struggle of the new High King of the impeachable streak.












    Beware the occasional falling turd.
     
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    I still don't understand what the heck are you people talking about but for some inexplicable reason I'm fascinated by it so please proceed.
     
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    The golden eagle is waiting for the rain to stop so he can spread his mighty wings over center court at Rolland Garros. With his claws he will take the bull by the horns, will lift him and throw him into the ground, and so with one last heroic flight all topspin will be vanished from Rolland Garros.







    My first take:))
     
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    Roger who sits on the bosom of Mirka is comforted by the Golden Eagle of Victory.

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    A call to arms. Rise GOLDENGOATeagle believers, for our time is now.

    A young Swiss boy has a dream of a great Golden eagle, flying high above the clouds, GOATing all opponents before him, vanquishing the conquistadors of Spain. His young Lindt coloured locks fall perfectly over the Nike bandana. His single handed backhand is a GOATshot of true beauty, and his liquid whip forehand destroys those who are not GOATworthy.

    Now almost 30, the boy has become a man, and many have written of his demise, and how his GOATing days are behind him.

    But he defies them. He summons the power of the New DiamondGolden eagle, to destroy the young Sjerbjian man with the AnnaGOAT guided GLUTEN SWORD. His GOATest victory many said, snapping the winneing streake of Nolevak with his GLUTEN FILLED GOAT MILK. Mirka cradles him in her fair and righteous bosom, replenishing his GOATness with her precious liquid.

    Now refreshed and replenished, he asks the GOD Laver for assistance.

    For this day shall be his.

    I have talked before of making a stand, and this day, we shall rise as one, lifting Rogi to the heavens and supporting the Golden GOATEAGLE in it's fight for all that is good and holy against the vicious forehand Topspinmonkey. It will not be easy. We will suffer many shanks and unforced errors in our fight for GOATness. But, as we travel through the Matadorhell, our voices shall ring loud and proud. We shall be heard from the heavens, and GOD Laver shall provide us with assistance, breathing GOATlife into the Golden GOATEAGLE. And we shall emerge victorious, creating a whirlwind of GOATclaydust to blind the Topspinmonkey and steal The Three Sets from him.

    On this day, we shall be one and the same. All followers of the Golden GOATEAGLE, all followers of Rogisexiclass. All destined for our places in the foothills of Mirka's fair bosom, where a bounty of milk and Honey Lindt shall await us.

    For wee are the Golden Eagle believers, and we shall be victorious!

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    Cometh the hour Cometh the man, the time has come this is a call to arms for all affected with Federeritis together we will help prop the golden eagle for it will fly in a blaze of glory just like a burning phoenix.

    With the help of the slippery serpent Paul Anaconda the Emperor, Guru, epitome of beautiful tennis shall be ruthless and tame the raging bull. Onwards to battle!!!

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    As the top of the hour approacheth, we must dawn our GHOATs, RF Caps, and praise the Golden Eagle. Our goal as a tribe of the Rogisexiclass is to take down the crazy spinmonkey Nadal who is not GOATworthy. So, as Rogi rests his head drinking Mirka's precious Gluten liquid...

    Let us all...RISE AS ONE!

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    But - oh! Whilst appealing to the heavens, thou didst send forth an avenging angel to sootheth my searing sorrows!!!!

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    Oh zasr4325....

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    But Rogi has a plan to slay the raging bull!

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    That's cross breeding gone way wrong. :lol:
     
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    Sayeth it ain't soeth!!! LOL
     
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    I stand by rogerr... ;-)
     
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    Great thanks for the felicitations. We stand together as one against evil Topspinmonkeys under Golden GOATEAGLES!
     
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    Bring on the GOATEAGLE!!! The hour is upon us....:twisted:
     
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    C'mon Rogi! I still believe in you!

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    Roger will harness the power of the Golden Eagle on the grass courts of Wimbledon.

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    Roja MV Federer is a warrior ... and warriors never give up!



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    Mirka's pregnant again? :shock: That's what it appears to be...
     
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    They are the very picture of virility and might!
     
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    O Dear Eagle God, thats a LOLZzull.
     
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    Then why did you post it? This is a Golden Eagle thread, not a baby shower.
     
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    I'm in full support of the Golden Eagle's Seventh Heaven Victory Flight!
     
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    Petros supports the Golden Eagle(tm) as well.
     
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    I spoke to the Green Grass Eagle this morning in Sussex and he assured me that Rogi is looking strong and will possibly win Wimbledon.
     
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