I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory

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  1. FedererBestTennis

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    Thus the Summer's eve upon retiring upon stoic fair breasted noble princess of Basel sweet and innocent vanilla flavored Mirka tends cheerfully to the GOAT with her perfect love and only natural offerings resting exhilarated quietly with the child man GOAT bathed in the misty silver twilight pressed against the London sky as lonesome orphan babies across the world suckle themselves to sleep waking forth embracing the dawn cascade of the Green Grass Eagle: sexi master best class Rogi wipes away the tears of a generation wrought with malice and unleavened clown people with yellow chick dude sticks graceful and perfect Rogi slaying forth with the magical 85 square inch pure weapon of war piercing enemies from all corners of the earth whilst the hope of a generation rests on Rogi as he takes flight against the Argentine warrior survivor of many mortal battles but no match for master best class sexy time Rogi......onward to 17.

    Still standin' by Rogi. Flight of the Green Grass Eagle.

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  3. FedererBestTennis

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    Amen!

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    Upon the entrance to SW19 grounds Rogi feels renewed with strength of grass green liek the coloure green to better fill his Golden Eagle with enviro-friendly green spirits. Mirka of the good and kind breastededness weans the children on their GOATmilk whilest Roginiceness observes with Severus and Pauole AnnaGOAT by the fieryplace to better understand the tacticks the FormerGOAT Petros usedings in his Past Triumphants. Theis is occuringe whilst Topspinmonkey sits brooding in his cave eating paella and Tuna fishe pondering next move to hurt Rogilegacy. The Djokerdickhe is silenced now by rogi (Rogialwayssexiandfullofclass) and must be of the relegation to noumber 4 favourite behind Andy The Haggis.

    Only one shall emerge victoriouse at end of fortnighte. The one we cherish. The one we love. The one. The only.

    SEXICLASS.
    He shall sore high above All on wings of Green GRASSGOATeagle that Petros once useded, to swoop down and pluck trophy of the Wimbledons from French GOAT Tsonga.

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    Gosh, I hope not.

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    :-?
     
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    give your tards hope.

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  8. FedererBestTennis

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    I think I'm ready for my first GOATrant. Here goes nothing.

    As the London skies fall and the night dawns upon all the residents Rogi lays his head upon the steadfast bosom of GOATmilk Mirka in anticipation of a battle against fatGOAT Nalbandian and confirms with Mirka whether or not his non-cortex-crystallized, Basalt rich weapons of war have been strung with Gluten-rich setup of Gut/ALU at mid-45 lbs so that Rogi can swing with full confidence and slay the RusselBirds, topspinmonkeys, and the bulls of Pamplona with authority where Rafa spingorilla sinfully clobbers down a mixture of arborio rice, saffron, and almonds, whereas Nolito dances in a cat suit with his parents in Belgrade during the late hours of the night. When Mirka confirms that Rogi's weapons are precisely tuned, he peacefully falls asleep dreaming about the countless YouTube videos and comments by federerbestclass pointing precisely to the fact that he is the penultimate sexiclass soaring free with the grass court green eagle of victory.

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    there's something odd about this picture ... is that a unicorn horn on his head? Don't think I've ever seen a single horn in the forehead of a goat eagle? :confused:
     
  10. FEDERERNADAL13

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    Excellent first GOATrant, but you have some work to do to reach JD's greatness :)
     
  11. FedererBestTennis

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    I know. It's not even close to JD's, but it's a good first effort if I may say so myself. :D Will be sure to poast one tomorrow night.
     
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    this looks like an ad straight off a nike billboard. wow
     
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    The GOAT eagle soaring like a GOAT eagle, perfection.
     
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    All in a Dream!

    Well I dreamed I saw the Golden Eagle flying
    Saying something to his Queen
    There were *******s singing
    and *******s crying
    and the Acer split the T
    There was a Fed fan glowing in the Sun
    That was floating on the Breeze
    Look at Mother Mirka on the run
    In the 21st Century

    I was lying in burned out Spinmonkey hut
    With the Wimby clouds in my Eyes
    I was hoping for replacement
    When the Sun burst through the Sky
    There was a Match playing in my Head
    and I felt like getting high
    I was thinking about what a Score had said
    I was hoping it was a Lie
    I was thinking about what a Score had said
    I was hoping it was a Lie

    Well I dreamed I saw the Golden Eagle flying
    In the yellow Haze of the Sun
    There were *******s crying and Colors flying
    All around the Chosen One

    All in a Dream
    All in a Dream
    The Playing had begun
    They were flying Mother Mirka's golden Seed
    To a new Home in the Sun
    Flying Mother Mirka's golden Seed
    To a new Home

    Thanks to Neil!
     
  16. FedererBestTennis

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    Rogi will take to the court as soon as Woz the Poosh has finished pooshing her way through past the formidable opponent Gajafjhasfhjaskjfhsova.

    Allez Rogi!
     
  17. JoelDali

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    No, I think you're almost there. Well done.

    Come on Woz finish this shizz.
     
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    JD, I assure you that yours at more detailed and more entertaining. I think I have a long way to go. :p

    As for Woz the poosh, C'mon! Hurry up!
     
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    As evening sets upon the locals on the day of the summer solstice, Rogi sweeps past the Argentine warrior Nalbandian comfortably GOATing from all areas of the court as described by the energized Arabic commentators fed in through the BBC. Rogi silences the cries of the young chaps hoping for a Murray win saying..."NO! I will not accept a win from the male Woz poosh." With fair breasted Mirka, Paul AnnaGOAT, and the green master best sexi class eagle of victory by his side, Rogi shuts the ignorant mouths of the loud, disrespectful Centre Court crowd, and dawns them to watch his tennis, not by using words, but by high powered gamma waves custom build in to his 30 sq in, [K]arophite Black weapon of war. As the sun slowly comes down, Rogi delivers the final blow to his opponent. The commentators proceed to shout..."Rrrrroger Federer. Al Maestro!" The greatest day in tennis draws ever closer as Rogi once again lays his head on the bosom of milkGOAT Mirka. Middle monday is coming.
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    This is a strong era, you guys are all GOATING, and that includes you, Federerbestclass. JoelDali's legacy is in danger. His GOATHood is in question by the young FBC. :D

    Can one have a gif of the jumping smash ??? Puhlease ?
     
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    Don't ruin the dream, LG ;) Besides, a Goat Eagle Unicorn? That is effing badass :)
     
  22. JoelDali

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    Don't Look a gif cat in the mouth?

    Or is it "don't let the cat out of the bag, er, mouth"?
     
  25. FedererBestTennis

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    It's supposed to be "OMG. What a controversial statement." And then a cat shows up from his/her mouth. Can't really tell whether that's a boy or a girl.
     
  26. FedererBestTennis

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    Wimbledon might as well change their address to SW17 as Rogi is drawing ever closer to his 17th grand slam title and looks to tie the record of seven Wimbledon titles set by Petros, the previous hero for all of Internet tennis enthusiasts. Today, on the greatest day in tennis, Rogi quietly swept passed the Soviet warrior who was sporting sinfully inferior brands such as Adidas and Head. Rogi sexi, easily, gracefully hitting winners from all areas of the court, tangling and wrongfooting the Soviet warrior into knots. Rogi wordlessly let the tournament director know of his dissatisfaction on the court placement using 129 mph balms, and sharp crosscourt angles, showing what a terrible decision it was to put Andy Muppet, Venus moron, the topspinmonkey and Delpo on Centre Court, wasting over 20 minutes on injury timeouts from both. I doesn't matter, though, because this title will soon solidify that Rogi is running free and soaring high by the green master best sexi class Eagle of Victory, and is the hero for all of Internet tennis enthusiasts.

    Moving on to #17!

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    What a controversial statement." And then a cat shows up from his/her mouth. Can't really tell whether that's a boy or a girl.[/QUOTE]

    It's a female 99% of the time, should be obvious from certain structural characteristics of the face. Or a guy from Los Angeles the other 1%.
     
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    I dedicate this song to all the Golden Eagle supporters, *group hug* be strong my brothers and sisters for the eagle will soar once again.

    http://youtu.be/6QyVil0dwhk

    Don't be sad because the journey is over, smile because it happened!
     
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  31. JoelDali

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    I can't believe it...:cry:

    It's coming to an end.

    Goodbye everyone! :cry:
     
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    So disappointing Roger. To blow a 2 set lead like that is unreal.

    OTOH, go Murray!!1 (second fav player :D )
     
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    ESPN classic just now showing 2007 Wimbledon. Good times. We were all younger....Fed was soaring high that effing eagle.
     
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    So is this post going to appear everytime Fed loses...because that's going to be a lot of repeat postings...
     
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    Be strong brothers and sisters, be strong. Rogi is not done. He is not finished. His GOATeagle shall rise again.

    Although watching that Oasis video makes me want to go hug Roger.

    I haven't felt this bad about tennis since Australia 2009.

    This suckes. I couldn't even watch the end of the match. I watched until the break at the beginning of the 5th, then took out my anger on my hitting partner.

    Beating him 1 & 1 didn't even make me feel good.

    I'm going up on semi finals day, and will cheer so hard for Murray. Hopefully Rogi shall grant him access to the GOATeagle for just two more matches.

    But I really hope Roger doesn't get rid of Annacone. He's done a lot for Rodge, and honestly this match gets put down to mental burnout, not physical. So I still think the guy has plenty to offer.

    Love Rogi. Always trueclass.

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    Has the Rogi eagle finally set?

    Is this the end of the masterclass of sexi forehand love?

    :(
     
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    Once the golden eagle lands for good. I will stop watching tennis.
     
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    So you're a Fed fan not a tennis fan?
     
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    I love tennis! I play tennis for 3-4 hrs at least 4-5 times a week. I will never stop playing tennis or being a fan of the sport. However,as much as I love tennis, I have no obligation to follow pro tennis.
     
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    That's cool, I too would choose playing tennis over watching it.
     
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    Sorry guys I coudn't resist this.
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    We must move on. We will have to see how Rogi moves forward from this and how he performs during the HC season. He absolutely MUST win a masters in order to win the US Open.

    Rogi, if you're reading this, Stay strong! We're still here!
     
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    Flight of the Anti-Sanitary Bird of ...:lol:
     
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    JoelDali. I don't want to know what goes on inside your mind.
     
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    the STYLE of the anti-sanitary bird

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  50. Fedex

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    That's much prettier than your previous image.

     

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