I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory

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  1. JoelDali

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    Rogi is the true anchor of my life, my giblets, my Basalt foundation. All that I am I owe to Sexi Master Best Class. Stout and firm, loyal experimental lover to fair breasted Mirka.

    Still stand by Rogi.
     
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    Fortunately for Roger, even as a doofusy young dood he was able to see something special about Mirka . . .

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    Happy belated, my fellow 17ers. I now have regular internet access restored and together we shall soar with the Eagle as he roosts at the O2!
     
  4. monfed

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    I was wondering where you are good sir, in your absence the golden bull fans were having a field day,specially TDK. Good to have you back on the team, we need our enforcers at all times. :)
     
  5. Smasher08

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    Lol moving is the biggest PITA there is. It's now been 3 1/2 weeks and I'm STILL not completely unpacked!!

    And hey, I'm Canadian, so I always finish my checks. ;)
     
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    Federer has qualified for London with Tsonga losing, unoffically.

    I think if Raonic wins the title *and* Wawrinka/Gasquet both make SF then its not possible.
     
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    Ideal Christmas gift.
     
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    Ideal All Saints' Day present...Winged Victory for The Eagle vs The Tower of Tandil!

    Allez Rogi, Allez BOTE!
     
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    Sexitime!!
     
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    SoSexiSoAllSaintlyTennis today! Carry on, Eagle...vanguish DjokoDevilDullness and restore the power of artistry in this BlandBall era!

    Allez Rogi, Allez BOTE!
     
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    I was GOATing down 5th ave earlier tonight and I walked into the Rolex store and asked the cashier to let me try on whatever piece The GOATChild(tm) from Basel wears and he said Rogi has over 600 different GOATworthy timepieces. So I tried on a Submariner Serti style gold watch and could feel a Basalt like rush amplifying my soul. Rolex + Rogi = Extreme Sexi, tweeners and slices on the grass or blue clay...sexy watch for a GOAT or a rising 4.5 with limited potential.

    Still loving Rogi. Mad love. Truly mad, deep man crushing love.
     
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    Hi guys,

    Back to the forum after four months :) missed you all! I thought let my first post after the break be here in this hallowed thread about our darling Roger Federer

    I hope our Roger Federer will carve the magic number seven in the hallowed courts of London, like how he did it seven in the same London on a sunday evening in July 2012

    Allez Roger Federer!

    Together with you, always, forever
     
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    I know it's not an eagle, but falcon fist pump!
     
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    SexiSpecialSwissSaturday treat today! The Tower of Tandil was second to the Eagle arsenal of power, touch and pure desire to reach Victory's aerie. This truly is the best matchup in tennis today!

    Allez Rogi, Allez BOTE!
     
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    Allons-y Rogi!!
     
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    Talons-y, Rogi...eviscerate The Bull!
     
  22. Translated by google

    How do you feel after the last match of the season?
    Just tired. I was hoping something better to play, but Nadal is still complicated. If only because he is a lefty.

    Their first season record?
    There was a difficult year. Although it started well and went well to the end, but the months from March to October were more likely to forget, despite the quarter-finals in Paris and the Victory Hall.

    So 2013 was a lost year?
    than a year is lost. There was even an interesting season in these circumstances. While it's not fun to be injured. But since I had to go through, everything had to scrutinize. The back problems kept on long or came back quickly. And I also suffered setbacks as otherwise rare in the previous ten years. But it was still a casual experience - to see who and how did I even dealt with this situation. I could barely move even partially correct and was still criticized.

    How satisfied are you with the latest indoor tournaments in Basel, Paris and London?
    , the balance is good, better than expected. Of course I would have liked to win a tournament, but that was perhaps too much to ask. I reached a final and two semi-finals, beating top 10 players without playing my best tennis. If the surcharge or the forehand would have been more solid, the results could be much better. But if I'm going a-breaked or twice in each set, I can not win against the best. After all, I could now concentrate fully on tennis for three weeks, and the body gave me no problems. This was during the months of being different. This is a big step and makes you want more. The confidence is back.

    What would be your satisfactory in 2014?
    About five titles to win, that's fun. The ranking interests me less if it is not about rank first But it would be nice to be in the top 4 or top 8 in order to be well placed.

    How will you spend the next few weeks until the end of December?
    Now I am especially on the holidays that I've earned. Then I will prepare the new season and I hope that I can work through four weeks without setbacks hard. Also I am looking forward. For I have lost many days of training, I felt in the match.

    Will you try again racquets with larger clubhead?

    sure I will.

    Could London with the success Wawrinkas increase your desire to compete in 2014 in Serbia in Davis Cup?
    , the situation remains as two years or six months ago, I had to prove anything Stan, I know that he can beat the best. I'll have to make a decision in the next few weeks. At the moment but I have no idea how this will turn out.
     
  23. JoelDali

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    Woke up with a tingling sensation in my bosom for Rogi knowing that he will lead the Children of the Basalt Generation(tm) into battles of spiritual warfare against the Self Rated 4.5 SandBaggars of Puerto Rico/Texas.

    Still in love with Rogi.
     
  24. sbengte

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    This isn't the right place to ask, but whatever happened to JoelDali's epic 'Nadal decline poetry' thread ? Please don't tell me they nuked it :(
     
  25. natalia

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    I had it bookmarked but all I get now, is a message saying that the thread is invalid...:confused:

    edit : Sent message to the webmaster.
     
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  26. sbengte

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    Oh well, that means it is gone :( There were some real gems posted there..all in good humor. Can't think of a good reason why it is deleted.I wanted to post something there but had to make a new thread.
     
  27. natalia

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    Good news, SBENGTE : the thread has been restored, albeit locked - never mind, still great source of healthy laugh! :)

    Here is the link : http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=379670
     
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    Ah, thanks natalia ! It's a shame it got locked.
     
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    Well at least I got the last word . . . with the prelude from ROGAIR ;)
     
  30. natalia

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    Holy Eagle!!! what a mystery!

    Now, the new thread you started seems to have vanished :(
    I don't see it :confused:
     
  31. sbengte

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    Yeah, TDK and gang took it personally and derailed it so it got deleted. Need to find a new place to post my poem :D
     
  32. TDK was making homphobic remarks and that is why it got removed.

    Don't know why he didn't get banned. :confused:
     
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    I go into '14 with total confidence we shall see a Renaissance of BeautifulTennis! Stand by me, BOTE, in this belief. The Eagle will fly very high once again!
     
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    "Roger Federer - The mission 18" will be achieved one fine day. I am sure about that
     
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    ..Saw very positive signs from Federer toward the end of 2013 and am very optimistic about his chances for the 2014 season.
     
  36. JoelDali

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    Do not be deceived by The Cortex Devil my children.

    Hold on to the power and mysterious cosmic waves of light emanating forth from small transportable zip lock bags filled with Epic Basalt Crystals.

    Rogi for ever and ever forever.

    Prophecy(18)(7)(2014)
     
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    Fed and Andy hanging out with -- isn't that THE JOKER!!??

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    Fell asleep last night while wearing Rogi Davis Cup Polo watching 2001 Wimby SF. Woke up this morning with a fire in my bosom for Rogi.

    Absolutely still hot for Rogi. Sexi & Classi. Master best class.
     
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    Federer to win Wimbledon 2014 and become the Master of the Greatest Tournament in the World.
     
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    This thread is properly amazing
     
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    That pix's been photoshopped: Murray's fangs s/b green.
     
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    Woke up feeling extra-sexi, GOATing myself in the evanescent hours when Morpheus had unleashed me from his somnolent grip, those precious minutes of half-remembered Annoconian man-breasts shielded from virginal eyes by prudently placed Rolexes, Mercedes Benz insignias and melted Lindt truffles — and then from the Moet-fueled ether, whispered words of the waking children of Basalt telling me to rise up and turn No. 18 from the specter of dreams into beautiful reality.

    Oops, let me revise that …

    Woke up feeling like JoelDali, in dire need of the wisdom of the Golden Eagle and realizing, with a certain amount of shame and regret, that I had not logged on to Tennis Warehouse in what seemed like years but was more realistically about six business days.

    But what to my horrified eyes do I see but the insidious enshacklement of one of our great threads! Like the barbarous mujahideen standing before the majestic Buddhas of Bamiyan in befuddlement, somehow the gatekeepers of online tennis rectitude summoned the spirit of Mullah Omar and — in the blink of an eye (aptly only one in the case of the monocular jihadist) — a monument to our culture was gone. Luckily, from the grave, our thread has arisen, even if it remains a mere phantasm of its former self.

    Perhaps it was time, with Nadal’s surprising physical intransigence this year. However, whatever ascent he may claim in the rankings has to be offset by his continuing decline on the issue of sustenance. It is in this guise that I address Rafa on the eve of the most dangerous food day of the year for Americans. Do the Spanish have an equivalent of Thanksgiving? If so, Rafa surely would be thankful if the silverware is plastic, the poultry bas been butchered to infinitesimal pieces and the sippy-cups have been artfully arrayed on the festive dinner table.

    In that spirit, I offer Nadal Gustatory Decline Poetry: 


    What’s Eating the Bull?

    I give thanks to Uncle Toni and this steak that he pre-chewed.
    I don’t want to retire from a match for an injury due to food.
    Why, oh why, can a little banana take me out in my prime?
    I have to admit it — Fed is the best food digester of all time.
    Novak conquered the gluten and saw his confidence grow,
    but I would suffer a horrific death on a Food Network show.

    With my two-handed backhand I was never great at slice,
    but my latest knife attempt left me holding a bag full of ice.
    I’d take that any day over the burn of a Japanese hot plate.
    No wonder the priests gave me last rites every time I ate.
    I sit down at the dinner table and always I am aware.
    Even before I sit down: I have to be careful of that chair!

    I only eat out with Andy Murray in restaurants nice and bright.
    The sight of his face in full consumption will kill any appetite.
    I got an invitation from Rogi — as usual going for the winner.
    He’s in New York City and inviting me to Thanksgiving dinner.
    But I had to sadly decline — I really fear the head-to-head,
    because right now it’s a sad 1-in-0 in favor of that f-ing bread.
     
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  44. vive le beau jeu !

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    Colin. Immortal Childe of the Basalt Generation.

    Still stand by Rogi. In the absence of Master Anacoan's firm and sturdy man breastules we will still surely rise on the wings of the Golden Eagle for W2014. Victory is His.

    Rogi is Rising. Master best class. Sexi sensual experimental love-maker to fair breasted innocent Mirka, exceptional athlete and erotic Swisse man of humble integrity.
     
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    COLIN!!!!!!. You are welcome to my home for Sunday lunch - as often as you wish!
    And I promiss you as many helpings as you'd like, darling!!!!

    (Also, you can marry me.....)

    JOEL - same goes for you!

    :lol::lol:
     
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    Look who is back !!! :D

    I wish there was an appropriate thread to file that poem and revive for a good laugh at a later date.

    The Murray reference made me remember some gems from the past like this one which had me in splits :

    (Will the mods unlock that thread if we promise to be really good......)
     
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    Well, Natalia, what an offer! I imagine the RF-branded Mercedes pulling up to escort me to your estate, a sumptuous repast waiting — crystal bowls filled with glorious Lindt truffles, bottles of Moet as far as they eye can see and a large pot of Swiss fondue served in a replica Wimbledon trophy, with staff attending to us, dabbing melted cheese from our faces with RF-monogrammed silk napkins. Then Anna Wintour and Gavin Rossdale pop by and we all go for frozen yogurt.

    It sounds amazing, but we really should invite Rafa Nadal to join us. I'll bring the bread and bananas if you can supply the sharpened cutlery.
     

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