Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by jonolau, Jan 6, 2006.
If tennis was the food of life, I'll take the buffet!
what blanks? I don't see any blanks...but I guess we're filling it in so I would say "If tennis was the food for life, I would weigh 3,045,345,567,395 pounds."
If tennis was baseball, I wouldn't play tennis. :|
If tennis was a gay sport, i'd ...
If tennis was a drunk 50-year old fat woman high on drugs, i'd give it a go. Yes, Yes, much better.
If tennis was the War on Iraqian children, I would still say No.
Ha ha ha ...
If tennis was a non sequitor, I would strap a saddle on my monkey and go fly fishing.
If tennis was cocaine, I'd be Rick James.
hey, this is fun
Ha ha, you're right, 35ft6. It's time to go back to the basics and measure tennis' worth to us if we're unable to get onto the courts ... damn tropical rain here!
if tennis was a hobo...i'd give it some booze
if tennis was a 10 cent hooker... a lot of people would have a lot of STDs
If tennis was were banna peels i would tripping alot
if tennis was all dressed up... it would have no where to go
id leave tennis as it is
If Tennis was my shopping fix, I'd be millions of dollars in debt.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
If tennis was free, my parents wouldbe driving in lambo's and living in a £1,000,000,000 mansion
Okay, 35ft6, this one went by me ... what's this about a monkey?
if tennis wasnt around, ill be lonely, lol
Billy Madison. Great flick.
If tennis was lame, I wouldn't be playing it...
Amen to that!!
If tennis was food, i'll be obese.
If tennis was stupidity I would be barry.
LOL, good one norcal.
The answer lies in the definition of non sequitor. :mrgreen:
One of the greatest movies ever!!!
Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.
If tennis was music, I'd have a concert. Okay, that's pretty lame.
If tennis be the food of life, play on.
if tennis was addicted to crack....I'd shoot it in the knees
if tennis was a penguin... I'd feed it a sandwich
if tennis was the Hamburgler... it would steal all my hamburgers
If tennis was on basic cable more often, I'd grow roots out my butt.
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