If Tennis was the ... [FILL IN THE BLANKS]

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  1. jonolau

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    If tennis was the food of life, I'll take the buffet!
     
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  2. CivicLx

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    what blanks? I don't see any blanks...but I guess we're filling it in so I would say "If tennis was the food for life, I would weigh 3,045,345,567,395 pounds."
     
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  3. rilokiley

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    If tennis was baseball, I wouldn't play tennis. :|
     
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  4. Docalex007

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    If tennis was a gay sport, i'd ... :(

    no, really...

    If tennis was a drunk 50-year old fat woman high on drugs, i'd give it a go. Yes, Yes, much better.
     
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  5. Freedom

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    If tennis was the War on Iraqian children, I would still say No.
     
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  6. jonolau

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    Ha ha ha ...
     
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  7. 35ft6

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    If tennis was a non sequitor, I would strap a saddle on my monkey and go fly fishing.
     
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  8. 35ft6

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    If tennis was cocaine, I'd be Rick James.

    hey, this is fun
     
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  9. jonolau

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    Ha ha, you're right, 35ft6. It's time to go back to the basics and measure tennis' worth to us if we're unable to get onto the courts ... damn tropical rain here!
     
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  10. The_Dark_Knight

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    if tennis was a hobo...i'd give it some booze
    if tennis was a 10 cent hooker... a lot of people would have a lot of STDs
     
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  11. Skppr05

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    If tennis was were banna peels i would tripping alot
     
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  12. The_Dark_Knight

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    if tennis was all dressed up... it would have no where to go
     
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  13. doriancito

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    id leave tennis as it is
     
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  14. MegacedU

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    If Tennis was my shopping fix, I'd be millions of dollars in debt.
     
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  15. 35ft6

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    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
     
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  16. Jonnyf

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    If tennis was free, my parents wouldbe driving in lambo's and living in a £1,000,000,000 mansion
     
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  17. jonolau

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    Okay, 35ft6, this one went by me ... what's this about a monkey?:)
     
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  18. legolas

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    if tennis wasnt around, ill be lonely, lol
     
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  19. MegacedU

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    Billy Madison. Great flick.
     
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  20. Mr.Federer

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    If tennis was lame, I wouldn't be playing it...
     
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  21. snowpuppy

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    Amen to that!!

    If tennis was food, i'll be obese.
     
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  22. norcal

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    If tennis was stupidity I would be barry.
     
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  23. Docalex007

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    LOL, good one norcal.
     
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  24. 35ft6

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    The answer lies in the definition of non sequitor. :mrgreen:
    One of the greatest movies ever!!!

    Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
    Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
    Frank: 1974.
    Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.
     
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  25. Klippy

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    If tennis was music, I'd have a concert. Okay, that's pretty lame.
     
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  26. MegacedU

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    If tennis be the food of life, play on.
     
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  27. The_Dark_Knight

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    if tennis was addicted to crack....I'd shoot it in the knees
    if tennis was a penguin... I'd feed it a sandwich
    if tennis was the Hamburgler... it would steal all my hamburgers
     
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  28. Nuke

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    If tennis was on basic cable more often, I'd grow roots out my butt.
     
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