If the top 5 were in your living room

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  1. ST_spitzertelescope

    ST_spitzertelescope Semi-Pro

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    If you came home from work one day and the top 5 were in your living room, invited by your wife who had recently won a million pound and paid money for each of their visit, just to hang out in your lounge for a couple hours.

    - what would you do?
    - what would you say to them for conversation?
    - would you rather the situation never happened at all?
     
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  2. SoBad

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    I would kick overrated Federer out (if he is still top 5), and then join the party. Would leave wife with Nadal and Djokovic in a back room. Then have drinks with Nadal, entertain him in every way, and seek his wisdom on tennis and life.
     
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  3. rk_sports

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    haha.. if (you're drunk and) get on 'Odds & Ends', it won't disappoint .. with this kind of quirky topics ;)

    since my wife won the lotto, we can rent a nice court for 2 hours right?
    #5 ferrer will be my on court coach :razz:
     
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  4. rafafan20

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    Brawl! or play poker
     
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    I'd be mad at my wife for inviting men over while I was away at work and for wasting money.
     
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  6. Bartelby

    Bartelby G.O.A.T.

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    Ask Federer to bring the champagne.

    Get Nadal to cook the seafood.

    Scotch from Andy while ...

    Djoko leads them all in charades as ...

    Ferrer loads the dishwasher.
     
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  7. CCNM

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    I'd cook green chile cheeseburgers for them.
     
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