Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by nikdom, Dec 24, 2011.
The rule book to Nadal.
Where is your home town?I thought were lights out Delhiite...
ND - RG
RN - Monte-Carlo
RF - no.1
AM - Wim
DF - Rome
JWT - WTF
TB - Olympics
MF - Cinci
JT - Belgrade
NA - Madrid
JMD - USO
Tomic - AO
Nalbandian - Davis Cup + a lot of food
No, he won some slams while Nadal took a year off. Djokovic should enjoy, maybe start an alpine ski academy with his earnings. He could hang the plant in the lobby at the alpine lodge.
I would give Nadal a dog.
I'd give Federer triplets next time.
I would give all the players excellent health. That would be a gift to all us fans.
Roddick: 500 slams.
Nadal: Fried Chicken
Federer: -10 years
Murray: 4 Cans of Sprite
If I was Santa, I would give the following players ONLY the things necessary to help improve their tennis.
Del Potro - an unbreakable wrist
Murray - a Federer forehand
Federer - a Murray backhand
Nadal - a good pair of knees
Djokovic - (doesn't really need anything as he's #1)
Nalbandian - Nadal's willpower
Davydenko - a serve
Sharapova, and others (u know who they are) - a silencer
Nadal - New shorts so he stops picking them from his bum
Fed - a couple more slams (just cause)
Roddick/Hewitt - "happy to see you retire" cards
Henri Leconte - more commentary jobs
Wozniaki - a slam to justify her ranking
Rory lets Caroline sleep with his slam trophy to make up for this!
Off the top of my head:
Nadal to win a match against Djokovic.
Federer to win another Slam.
Djokovic to win the FO and complete his career Grand Slam.
Murray to win his first Slam (preferably Wimbledon but any will do).
Del Potro, Soderling, Davydenko and Roddick to recover form and get back into the top 10 where they belong!
To Federer: what to get a man who's got it all?
To Nadal: his mental strength back. Once I give him this he will be unstoppable.
To Djokovic: this crazy 'egg' thing I designed that gives you twice as many red blood cells as non-doping tennis players. I think he'll love it.
To Murray: groundstrokes, a serve and volleys
How did Santa do last year then, let's review
1. Santa doesn't like Djoko it seems
2. Oh Santa just loves Roger doesn't he ?
3. Now Santa almost gave Nadal retirement didn't he?
4. Murray got some extra love from Santa. USO + Olympic gold
Santa's list for 2013 coming soon...
I'd give Hewitt the Australian Open, Novak the French Open and Murray Wimbledon.
Santa isn't real.
Awwwwwww. How sad. Well, looks like Most of my wishes came thru. I'm not giving up on Santa.
Monfils - A Brain
Gasquet - Heart
Nadal and Monfils - Better Orthopeditc MDs (at least a appointment with some Sports Docs in the Staes, you have American Football players getting their joints torn up but back in 3 to 4 months playing again - just check out Suggs for Baltimore as an example!)
Murray - a trip to a dentist NOT in he UK and a new tennis kit that fits......the stuff he is wearing looks silly on him - the all black Darth Vader look is too Ivan Lendl retro for me.....
Good one. *applause*
merry Xmas to the nadal.
Can you give Nadal the US open then..........pls
A two good knees is a perfect gift.
We'll let Sabratha decide...........
Santa in 2013 would give:
- Djokovic another Australian Open and another year at YE#1
- Federer another French Open
- Nadal a healthy body
- Murray Wimbledon
- Ferrer a slam final
- Rosol free entrance to slams without playing qualies
- Janowicz a Masters title
2nd french open for federer
Murray: A new set of teeth
You wash your mouth out!!!! ^^
I'd give Federer a Big Bubba
Djokovic - a huge Xmas pudding (that boy needs a meal inside him)
Nadal - some tinsel for his crutches
I'd give Federer a bigger racket and a decent aggressive return so he'd have a hope of winning a slam when Nadal wasn't injured.
Gasquet..............a Masters 1000 trophy , ? Paris
Verdasco.............another deep run in the OZ Open
F Peliwo..............a deep run in the Masters 500, at LEAST
Tsonga...............at least another F in a GS
Ferrer................Madrid Masters (esp if Rafa is not playing)
Cilic.................at least a semis in a GS, maybe W, AO or USO
Nishikori............a healthy 2013 maybe another ATP 500
Goffin/ Janowicz..............beat the top 3 players
Mayer..............a Wimbledon QF
Almagro............win a hard court title
Baghdatis..........a Masters 1000, he deserves at least 1, just like Ferrer
Soeda...............a breakout yeal like tIPSY, MAYBE TOP 24
Belluci/Granolers.....deep ruN in the FO, ? qf
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