I saw Roddick had to use a frying pan in a match against a fan once. Pretty sure I could take Roddick/Nadal/other pro if he had to use a frying pan. Under what circumstances could you beat Nadal? If he played right handed? Had to have his legs tied together with only 6 inches of slack? Oh, and statistics show if we played any pro infinity times there's a 100% chance we'd win! There would also be matches where the pro double faulted on every service point and stumbled and fell down on every return.