Immortal level 32 post-human tennis warrior

Discussion in 'Tennis Tips/Instruction' started by Michael Lesbowicz, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. Michael Lesbowicz

    Michael Lesbowicz Banned

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    I want to become an immortal level 32 post-human tennis warrior.

    I want to be able to defeat Nadal 6 - 0, 6 - 0, 6 - 0 on asphalt, mud and clay.

    And I want my Wikipedia entry to say:

    "Michael Lesbowicz is the current Number 1 in the universe,
    and is considered to be the best tennis warrior in the history of the universe".

    How can I achieve this?
     
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  2. Maximagq

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    Practice man, practice
     
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  3. Ash_Smith

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    Simple - it's a title that you made up... so now make up some criteria that only you can fulfil... job done (aside from the beating Rafa part)

    and you can edit your own wiki
     
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  4. Swissv2

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    Best way: have a really busy busy day. Drink some warm milk. Sleep, and dream away!
     
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  5. counterfeit25

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    "I want to become an immortal level 32 post-human tennis warrior."

    I hereby grant you the title of "immortal level 32 post-human tennis warrior"

    "I want to be able to defeat Nadal 6 - 0, 6 - 0, 6 - 0 on asphalt, mud and clay."

    Find a Mr. Nadal who just started playing tennis, e.g. http://www.bing.com/search?q=mr+nadal

    Then challenge him to a tennis match and win 6-0 6-0 6-0 on asphalt, mud, and clay.

    "And I want my Wikipedia entry to say: <...>"

    I just checked, there is no entry yet for "Michael Lesbowicz", so you can create one!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation
     
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  6. Pet

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    I think that if you serve with a pin point stance, hit looking the ball at contact,point with the butcap the incoming ball, go up and across on your swing, slap the wrist on your forehand using jumpulse of course,fall backwards on your backhand and read Winning Ugly, is possible that you have success.
     
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  7. Michael Lesbowicz

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    Is that the only way of getting to Carnegie Hall or Wimbledon?
    :(
     
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  8. user92626

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    I second counterfeit.

    There has to be more than one Nadal in the world if not Spain, who's clueless about tennis. If not, name your first born "Nadal". Bride him, threaten him or kidnap him or whatever to an old asphalt court at your neck of the wood. An old court is likely hole and crack ridden that you can fill with clay, pi$$ on a few holes to create mud and you should be set.

    The wiki thing is easy nuff.
     
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  9. Maximagq

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    "Yes" said the taxi driver.
     
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