Tennis New Zealand conducted a tour to the I.T.F. B2 tournament in Fiji last year. The 19 players who went on this tour all received a 'tournament manual' of about 50 pages (written by the tour leader and national director of coaching - Pete McCraw.) The manual includes such pearls of wisdom as: "Watch matches from the end of the court, not the side, to avoid eye strain" "Can of balls - Do not open with your hands! Get someone else to open or stand on can. Protect your fingers." "Line calls - Call the lines tight and as you see them. You can bet your opponent will be doing the same!" "Buddy system - Say hello to your roommate. You are responsible for their behaviour as well this week. If they make poor decisions and get sent home - you will go with them." One of the girls was put on the plane and sent home early. Was her 'crime' (a) vandalism? (b) theft? (c) drug use? (d) watching TV in a team-mates room? If you chose (d) then congratulations, you're correct, and might I suggest you send your resume to Tennis New Zealand. You're obviously well qualified to be a tour leader!!