Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by david aames, Jul 13, 2005.
this lacoste is just so uncomfertable
My new technique against feder... i say screw the OPEN STANCE or the CLOSED or the SEMI-OPEN Stance! I call it the DOG PEEING Stance. He won't know what to do.
Can anyone see my cheeks? Hope not!
Breakdancing on grass is better than on concrete......
Ooooooooooooh, You Got Served!!!
They say if you put your ear to the ground like this you can hear a train coming a mile away.... Oh no!! I hear it... it's the "Fed Express" train!
maybe if i bury my head in the ground he wont be able to see me.
Roddick: My cracked racket is not the only thing on show today.
The ground is my friend. Mmmmmm....grass....
Ninja tennis HIYAAAAH!
AAhhhh theres a bee on me get it off get it offff.
Roddick tries to redo the Safin-take-of-your-shorts strategy but falls over in the process.
Associated Press 7/1/2006, Wimbledon-
To cap his stunning 7-6(1), 6-0, 6-0 Semifinal rout of Andy Roddick(3), Roger Federer(1) lifts the American superstar above his head, bodyslamming him into the worn ground of Central Court. The Swiss magician will face no repercussions for his action as most found it amusing. Federer will attempt to tie Pete Sampras with 4 straight Wimbledon titles on Sunday against Lleyton Hewitt(2) and add to his record 38 straight final wins.
Can someone hand me a pipe wrench...
Tennis: Yoga Style
Roddicks rendition of the song "Moon over Miami"
poor Andy thought it was just a little bit of harmless chalk dust he was snorting before the trainers let him go perform for the circus crowd.
"Frankly you don't want to know what I just did."
seems to me that federer is obviously not human... so perhaps this was some telepathic (Jedi?) move on Roddick after that early break by him in the second set? or maybe... maybe roddick is just clumsy...
'Oh, there's my contact"
Roddick, Andy (USA), former tennis player retired at age 23. Now he is training in long jumping and hopes to be more successful in this sport. By old memory and habit can't leave the racquet.
He may be whupping my arse, but can he do THIS?
This pilates stuff is hard!
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