IQ Test

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  1. RiosTheGenius

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    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
    The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves
    him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "about a 100."

    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

    And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?" :) :D
     
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  2. North

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    Lmao........!
     
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  3. BreakPoint

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    Funny. But is the robot implying that someone with an IQ of 50 is so stupid that he voted for Bush or so stupid that he thinks Bush can actually run for a 3rd term? ;)
     
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  4. FedererUberAlles

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    I don't like IQs. I don't have one of any significance (tends to point at above average aptitude, but I doubt this), but it is just a test. EQ is more accurate, and my EQ is three.
     
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  5. Dedans Penthouse

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    Good one.

    I think I heard (years ago) the same joke....or at least platformed on the same premise if you will.

    It was a football related joke:

    They take a "too smart" head football coach (who couldn't relate to his players/coaches) and hooked him up to a machine that adjusts a person's I.Q. either up or down. While he's in the machine, the administrator was distracted and after a protracted period of time realizes in panic that he forgot to keep tabs on the machine. He sees the reading: the coach's I.Q. had plummeted to [size=+1]"4."[/size]

    He pulls the coach out and asks: "are you alright?!" and the coach (who turns out to be Jimmy Johnson) bellows:

    "HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!!!"
     
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  6. RiosTheGenius

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    you're right, that would be more like IQ of 25
     
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  7. go_nadal

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    hahaha nice one i like it.:D
     
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