Isner Mahut jokes

[woodrow1029]

OK Mr Whinge, Sir Sureshs is not the reason you wasted your time :evil:

Which previously banned user are you?

 

[TheRebelofPrince]

Isner and Mahut played so long their parents ran out of viagra

 

[Sentinel]

Did you guys notice that Isner and Mahut always had "sports drinks" available even though the match dragged on for hours? Did you see anyone restocking them? I don't think so.

That kind of stuff is known to have *immense* medicinal and healing properties. Much like the magic potion in Asterix comix. And there's no evidence of a hangover the next day, at least not on the amounts tested for until now. However, the amounts Isner and Mahut imbibed that day go way beyond any previous tests conducted. I think they have lifetime immunity to all illnesses ;-)

 

[serengetisunset]

By the time Isner and Mahut finished their match, Rip Wan Winkle had already woken up and finished his breakfast.

 

[refresher]

By the time Isner and Mahut finished their match, Rip Wan Winkle had already woken up and finished his breakfast.

fair play to you - register as a new user just to post that joke...

 

[Sentinel]

fair play to you - register as a new user just to post that joke...

Inspired, no doubt, by you.

 

[serengetisunset]

fair play to you - register as a new user just to post that joke...

New posters have to start somewhere
How's the joke, btw?

 

[sureshs]

New posters have to start somewhere
How's the joke, btw?

Joke is cool.

 

[refresher]

New posters have to start somewhere
How's the joke, btw?

absolutely splendid

 

[refresher]

Which previously banned user are you?

hi big man

i'm just n00b

please don't bully

 

[aceX]

Which is longer, the Mah-ner match or Isner's dick?


































Don't ask me you ****ing *******!

 

[refresher]

Which is longer, the Mah-ner match or Isner's dick?

Don't ask me you ****ing *******!

Do taller guys have longer schlongs???

 

[aceX]

lol do taller guys have longer everything else?

 

[refresher]

lol do taller guys have longer everything else?

They do...

but I have to be honest, I've never seen a 6'9 man's Willy.

 

[aceX]

But because everything else is bigger wouldn't you assume the trend would continue?

 

[refresher]

But because everything else is bigger wouldn't you assume the trend would continue?

dang, you right, johnny boy must be packing some serious heat

 

[okdude1992]

What's the difference between the Isner-Mahut match and a funny joke from sureshs? The Isner-Mahut match actually happened.

lol. good one.

nice thread btw sureshs

 

[ronalditop]

lol. good one.

nice thread btw sureshs

Now this is something you don't get to see everyday.

 

[Sentinel]

dang, you right, johnny boy must be packing some serious heat

you guys trying hard to get banned, eh ?

Tall guys just take longer to finish work, like matches. No other side effects.

 

[refresher]

you guys trying hard to get banned, eh ?

Tall guys just take longer to finish work, like matches. No other side effects.

SO it's just a myth!!!

I feel better now

 

[Sentinel]

SO it's just a myth!!!

I feel better now

Yes, 'tis a myth.

 

[vbranis]

Jimmy Van Alen must have been spinning in his grave.

(hint:inventor of tiebreak)

 

[aceX]

I'm 6'7. It's no myth.

 

[sureshs]

The thread has gone slightly off-topic ....

 

[sureshs]

The match was so long that it still hasn't ended and you can see it going on next Friday.

 

[ATP100]

I need an explanation, a joke AND a gif of Isner's apparently obligatory pre-serve routine (the bouncing of the ball once between his legs - to be precise, throwing the ball from behind under his ass with the left hand and "catching" it with his racquet at the front :mrgreen:

Almost all pro's do this, the tv just doesn't show it.

 

[Tony48]

Here's a joke: what do the Isner-Mahut rematch and most prom King/Queen elections have in common?

Rigging.

 

[djokovicgonzalez2010]

by the time it ended neither Federer nor Nadal were #1 or #2.

If Russell beats Nadal (likely, I know) this could be true now