Note: real names have been changed to protect the stupid Datacipher walks into indoor tennis courts, sees man stretching. Rolf: Hello Datacipher! Datacipher: Hello Mr. Rolf, how have you been? Rolf: Oh good, haven't been playing a lot. Datacipher: Oh, are you going to play some tournaments this summer? Rolf: I hope so. I'm planning to. I got my new racquet! Datacipher: Oh, what racquet? Rolf: It's a Naval Datacipher: A Naval? What brand is that? Rolf: Oh, it's new! Naval! You haven't heard of that yet have you!!!! Datacipher: (thinking) no....actually, I haven't.... Rolf: AHA! You don't know EVERYTHING about tennis! (Rolf tries to occasonally ask me trivia questions, sometimes I have to correct his question before giving the answer, then I give him a hard time about it) Datacipher: Naval....no, I haven't heard of it and I know a lot of obscure racquet brands! Rolf: Oh, well you're going to hear about it, he's the next big up and commer, when I was down in Miami he made it to the final, so I bought his racquet. I actually grabbed Rolf by the throat(albeit playfully) as I exasperatedly set him straight. I am still waiting for my eyes to roll back into normal range. No, there is no point to this story.