Will someone please tell this good American where he can possibly order some of the best looking tennis wear on earth? Despite popular perceptions, not all Americans are fat, bloated and unfashionable ... some of us would positively go crazy for one of those replica Yannick Noah 1985 shirts or classy tracksuits available to the entire EU at Lecoqsportif.com, but sadly not the USA. Every other tennis wear manufacturer appears to have ADHD-suffering third graders designing their clothing lines, for folks that want to appear as an extra in the latest TRON remake (TRON was a classic 80s sci-fi film if you are under 35.) Someone please help, I am a desperate man. Desperate for the fashionable styles of Le Coq Sportif, that is.