Lesson of the Day: Don't hump benches

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  1. Lakoste

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  2. dave333

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    Oh. Dear. God.

    And I guess I'll bring up "wow how did it fit in that tiny hole in the first place" before someone else wiill.
     
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    lol.... to quote mallrats, "so did he come or what?"
     
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    Second lesson of the day: Don't stare at a buch of guys wearing winnie the pooh costumes on the street.

    http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/15/winnie-the-pooh-arrested-for-armed-robbery/
     
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    Costumed people walking around certain Tokyo neighborhoods is actually not uncommon. I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't the only Winnie the Pooh walking around that day (though Pikachu-the Pokemon character-is much more popular). I never imagined that these geeks could be dangerous. It takes a certain "type" to walk around in a costume in 90-degree + heat (or in any weather!).
     
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    LOL! That story reminds me of one a number of years ago...I think it was in FL, but this guy was out alone in a hotel swimming pool and decided that the little suction thingy on the skimmer would be a great place to stick his Johnson. Needless to say, he got stuck for hours and an ambulance had to be called...
     
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    No comment other than ouch
     
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    that must really hurt, lol. all the blood must have rushed to his... ping pong paddle and must have seriously bruised it, if not had to have it cut off. Also, about the guy who stuck his johnson through the bench, couldn't he just... u know... turn it off and just pull it through?
     
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  10. power_play21

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    omg could you imagine having a penisectomy by pool filter
     
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    Wait.....there's an off switch down there somewhere?
     
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    of course! just recite America's pledge of allegiance twice and it will go away, like in bubble boy =D
     
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    LOL!
    Talk about losing your head.... ;)

    -Robert
     
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    Must have been hot. (just kidding)
     
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    nerd virgin
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    Virgerd? :neutral:
     
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