Maria Sharapova

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  1. mariafreak

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    Aight, we gotta continue here. Now wats with u guys like Maria aint hot? And i know that she's not quite Anna, but like i said she can be the next one as in da hot chik playin tennis. SHe is hot and ders no denien that and i dont care what u gays say bout her cuz she is SMOKIN. And she has the body and the face and she is a great tennis playa. She has shown that at Wimbledon and will to come, but I think that she will make a lot more highlight reels if she really considers modeling. Shes fresh, young, and smokin hot, and she now takes da crown of da hottest tennis chik.
     
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  2. VashTheStampede

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    yea, shes a pretty babe. shes got a wicked game 2. hope she winz wimby ALL DA WAY
     
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  3. TwistServe

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    Nice face, needs more meat though.
     
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  4. Aonex

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    Alright, I didn't mean to say that she wasn't attractive... cause she has a very pretty face, slim figure (if you're into that). I do worry though that the more modelling she does (and it looks like it'll only get worse - or better for you - as more people find out about her), the more her tennis game will suffer. Good example would be Hantuchova, who was dubbed the next Kournikova... guess it got to her head and played like crap for a year and only started to play well again lately. The point is that she could be way better than Anna, cause she's got the tools to kick some butt on the tour.
     
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  5. chazz

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    From what i've seen of her at Wimbledon she's got a pretty good first and second serve and can hit the ball a ton. If she stays focused on the game i think she can win some slams.
     
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  6. Morpheus

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    At least her acne has cleared up.
     
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  7. Rickson

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    and she's legal age in most states, 17. I think only Florida and California have 18 for legal age.
     
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  8. Phil

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    She's tall, gangly, scrawny and has the equine features typical of E. European women. For all you teenagers, that means she's a horsey face. But, some people like that look, or else will wet their pants at anything with blond hair on top of it.
     
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  9. johnmcc

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    From what i've seen, she has a very intense game. And she's only 17, so she will fill out. She can't be the next Anna, since she's already won a few singles titles.
     
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  10. Rickson

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    She may be of Siberian descent, but she grew up in Florida. Maria is more American in her speaking and mannerisms than Russian so to me, she's a typical American teenager with an atypical talent for tennis.
     
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  11. a verrry large duck

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    Don't you guys realize, when tall, skinny girls fill in, they look awe-some. See her in 5 years and you will know what I mean.
     
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  12. Aonex

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    Haha... Phil, that's hilarious. C'mon, Maria a horsey face? Myskina, maybe... not sure about Sharapova.
     
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  13. Defcon

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    Lets get a few things straight, shall we....

    1. Anyone who says Maria Sharapova isn't goddamn smokin hot is blind.

    2. Even a blind man on the dark side of Pluto after the Sun has died a heat death would agree that Anna K is hot.

    3. Maria is a helluva tennis player, she's young, has the talent and most imp, the desire to improve.

    4. Contrary to popular myth, Anna was also a great player, but she was plagued by injuries and distracted by her fashion life.

    That is all :)
     
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  14. Phil

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    Well, Aonex, I recall her Tennis magazine cover shot and seeing her looking out at me from that photo, I had the strongest urge to cry out "Hi yo Sil-vah! away...!!!" Or else hang a ribbon around her neck. But that's me...[/list]
     
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    mariafreak is MaSha but he too afraid to use old screenname because he is scared ppl make fun of him again
     
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    From the thread "How hot is Hantuchova?"


    Hey, Phil, you really don't like that E. European look or that "wide Slavic facial bone structure." What does appeal to you?
     
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  17. VashTheStampede

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    big ted, no mariafreak is not MaSha. i kno this 4 a fact coz i kno this guy personally n hes definitely not MaSha n his name aint Philippe. they just both got maria-fever. thats all
     
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  18. pound cat

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    Phil, do you live in Japan or just wish you did? I thought horsey-ness was reserved for the Brits (usually rich ones living in the countryside, see Camilla Parker- Bowles) I guess you could call Sharapova horsey in the sense that sh'e like a colt...leggy, spirited, and ready to bolt the barn and become #1.
     
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  19. mariafreak

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    Aight, first of all i dont know wats wid you guys dat have a thang against Sharapova. Vash ur rite all da way man we rule lol. Also, Defcon I totally agree 100 percent wid wat u said. She ain't got no horsy face junk like dat man dats not rite dissen her like dat. She has the potential to be a great tennis playa and win a few tourn. NOT slams, and she is a much betta playa den Anna, but Anna didnt have da prettiest face eitha if you memba. And now look at her.
     
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  20. gmlasam

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    I have no idea what you just said....????? :roll:
     
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  21. Feña14

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    Yea Maria is nice, she seems to have developed a bit more around the "chest area" aswell.

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for using a 6387 sqi racket!! :D

    -Liam
     
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  22. ezdude1970

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    i just have a feeling that in 5-6 years she might look like davenport, because she is 17 now and she is already big for my taste. only time will tell!
     
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  23. redpurusha

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    Defcon, I must be blind. Sharapova is an average looking girl with an above average pro tennis game. Anna K is got a tan, blonde hair, average pro game, and here's the big qualifier for hottness - she's not fat. This is what it has come to... if you're normal weight and you kept yourself from exploding on the scales, you're a hotty. Newsflash... maybe there's too many fat people around you and you've forgotten what normal people/girls look like.
     
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  24. mariafreak

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    Aight, i hope that your not getting at that you like davenport cuz ill barf rite here on da keyboard. Maria has a lot more in da "chest area" den u see wen she playes cuz of da clothes. By the way how do you put pics into here? Like to put sum of maria feel free to urself. Aight ill clarify wat i said before. Maria is a great tennis player and all and is smokin hot, playes betta than Anna eva could (cuz Anna was chekin out da line judge). She can win a lot of tourn. in her time but NOT any slams because she isn't that good yet wen u look at who is in front of her. We got Williams, Davenport, Capriati(NOO rite Vash haha) the competition is just too strong. Who saw the Sprem vs. Venus match? The line judge was lookin at Sprem but who can blam him? She has a nice bod.
     
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  25. Stinkdyr

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    Phil, you don't know horsey faced. Horse-face = Sarah Jesse Parker on Sex and the City. OOOOhhhhhhhh WILbur!!!!
     
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  26. mariafreak

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    Stinkdyr, I think you mean blaming spoons for Rosie O' Donnell's BEING fat spoons arent edible.
     
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  27. Stinkdyr

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    Whaddya want, good grammah or good humah?
     
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  28. mariafreak

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    For you to be exiled to grammas bedroom
     
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  29. Stinkdyr

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    U can tuna fish, but u can exile me with Maria on a desert island anytime. :)
     
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  30. mariafreak

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    You really need to cum up wid betta names or get off this forum, but im glad that we finally agree on sumthin, exiled anywhere with maria would be a roller coaster ride, but who eva said maria was exiled with you? Now lets end dis and get bak to da real topic MARIA!!!!!!!
     
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  31. Stinkdyr

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    I axed her, she said she wants to be exiled wit me, not u.
     
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  32. mariafreak

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    Don't think that she would wanna be exiled with a lunatic who dreams up dis stuff. No more of dis lets get bak to MARIA!!!!!
     
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  33. Stinkdyr

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    Post some fresh photos of Maria-rocket, they are always welcome.
     
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  34. mariafreak

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    If only I knew how.........but at least were gettin sumwhere dat is dat maria is sawwweeeeeet!
     
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  35. Feña14

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    To post a pic you just put the address inside the "img" brackets.

    Or you could just post a link to back up your views on Maria.

    -Liam
     
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  36. mariafreak

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    Hey, who saw Maria today play? That was fun to watch. I noticed that she has an excellent return and a decent backhand as well. Her next match will be difficult but at least we get to see her again on t.v.!!!!
     
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  37. Stinkdyr

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    she's hot looking, she will sell product, you will see her on tv plenty going forward.
     
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  38. KFwinds

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    mariafreak,

    I don't think there's any question that Sharapova is hot, but I haven't decided yet as to whether or not you are literate.

    Your parents and teachers must be very proud...
     
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  39. mariafreak

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    Weither or not i am literate remains to be seen, and i will leave that question up to you. Sharapova is HOT, you gotta capitalize da lettas to show how u feel. Everyone, post pics if you feel like it.
     
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  42. pound cat

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    I was going to say something about how great the tennis was in the Sha RAH pova/Sugiyama match, but this Maria thread doesn't seem to be the one to talk about her tennis.
     
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    Hey Mariafreak, who are you? In case you didn't know, I'm the one with the Maria rights and monoply on this board. Ask anyone here before your time. I'm the one who drew a wink from her in Australia this year, and I'm the one who saw her play in Memphis. I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES HER THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE ON THIS BORED! SHE'S THE SWEETEST MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER!!!!! GO MARIA, WIN WIMBLEDON!!
     
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  44. Anonymous

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    * more than anyone on this BOARD. Sorry, I was bored and not thinking.
     
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  45. mariafreak

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    MaSha, All I can say is that Maria is no ones property yet, especially not yours. I agree 100% Sharapova is the sweetest thing in tennis and she is a pretty good playa. So wat a wink? Man untill u get da bedroom ur mission in life is neva completed. I guess now wer rivals. U say that u like her, where's da pics? Hope that you will grow up some day.
     
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  46. VashTheStampede

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    yo masha talk mor in diss thread so we can talk bout MARIA!!! lol
     
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  47. Anonymous

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    I LOVE MARIA!! YOU'RE THE GREATEST EVER!!

    I remember when she winked at me at the Aussie Open when she signed my autograph! It was the sweetest thing ever and I was only a few inches from her face! I hope I see her play again in person, and I hope she winks again!! WIN WIMBLEDON SWEETHEART!
     
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  48. gmlasam

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    So what did you do when you got home??? :lol:
     
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  49. mariafreak

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    Hehe good one, best yet, Prob licked it and got it smeared. But Masha, A few inches from her face? Man im dissapointed i thought u would be lookin somewhere else........
     
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  50. VashTheStampede

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    haha good one gmlasam
     
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