Maria Sharapova's looks

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How attractive is Maria Sharapova?

  1. EXTREMELY hot and sexy

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  2. Way above average

    41.5%
  3. about average

    25.7%
  4. Not particularly attractive at all

    8.0%
  5. makes an old dish rag look good in comparison

    2.0%
  1. PONG

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    Sharapova in terms of what country she is in

    Russia: About Average / Meh
    America: Above Average / Hot
    UK: Extremely Hot And Sexy
     
  2. Ultra2HolyGrail

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    Sharapova is sexy...

    Her legs= strong 9...

    Girls like kirilinko are just ''cute''..
     
  3. fed_the_savior

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    theres needs to be a choice between average and WAY above average, like just above average.
     
  4. phoenicks

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    I ROFLMFAO
     
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    poll was constructed poorly. she's above average.
     
  6. Falloutjr

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    But that's without ANY makeup on. No makeup Sharapova > Most girls with makeup on the street. I think it's a double standard to compare her to girls who are fully dolled up in this situation because she has no reason to be. If she were going to the mall or something, you can believe she would put some effort into how she looked, and she would turn more heads than most women there. Thus, I think this constitutes her being way above average.
     
  7. fed_the_savior

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    Alright, but to me, way above average is a girl that still looks good with no make up.
     
  8. Falloutjr

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    She looks good in that pic. If I saw her walking down the street looking like that, she'd definitely catch my attention.
     
  9. fed_the_savior

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    I never said she was ugly... shoot, even average catches my attention, lol. There's just some really pretty girls out there that skew the scale. I'd say solid above average.
     
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    Oh, your just trippin now.:mrgreen:
    You guys keep disparaging heycal's manhood - there's going to be hell to pay.
     
  11. heycal

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    There sure is. The only thing that's poorly constructed is these guys brains. They speak as if they live inside the Playboy mansion instead of Bumsteer, Montana or wherever they actually reside. They'd soil themselves if they got within 3 cows length of a way above average girl like Sharapova.
     
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    Is it me or the top of the pic seems to be cut off? I can only see the bottom part......
     
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    Sharapova is pretty....yes. But back then she was a bit skinny which amplified her height. Now she seems to have "filled out" nicely- toned especially with the legs and butt.
     
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    The game and it's sponsors are all operating on the notion that she is (very attractive), therefore, for all intents and purposes, she is very attractive.
     
  15. IlliniSky

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    I've never thought of her as all that pretty. She's not ugly or anything. However, her shrieks, which is borerline cheating for me, is classless and makes her completely unattractive. No class makes a person very unattractive.
     
  16. Slayer_of_Kings

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    lol@ this thread and some of you, if Masha so much as cast a glance in you're direction, you'd pee down one leg and up the other.
     
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    no... i wouldn't :rolleyes:... have you people seriously never even been next to a beautiful woman. They certainly don't make me pee of all things. :confused:

    I'd tell you what I'd do, I'd say "could you tone it down a bit in your matches."
     
  18. IlliniSky

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    LOL +1

    That woman does nothing for me.
     
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    Fantastic legs. That's about it.

    Terrible skin when you see her up close.
     
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    I mean, any woman can look beautiful with a little bit of makeup and their hair done, so I mean 'natural' beauty- she's like a 6.5.
     
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    LOL, i am quite sure that would happen to me.

    No i have never been close. Being a ball boy/linesman or chair umpire in Masha's match would do the above for me!
     
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    Even years later, I still wonder why I included Madonna in this list. Yeah, she got too buff, but she wasn't so hot to begin with...
     
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    Ok so I guess Masha is engaged with this guy from the Lakers Vujacic, who I think is a lovechild by Sasha Baron Cohen and Russell Brand.
     
  25. himynameisNIKE

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    saw her in person last week,,,she is really hot.
     
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    She needs some angles to her mug.
     
  27. heycal

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    I see the correct answer is continuing to lead in the polls, though it's still surprising it's not leading by more.
     
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    Looks like we're holding steady with the percentages, and pretty much right where we should be.
     
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    Let the dead stay dead. Posters and posts alike...
     
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    wha?...... sumbody say Whitney Houston? ....

    ;-)
     
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    Dudeism at its Finest. Who thought this would be her One Moment in Time, eh?
     
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    Oh hai there.
     
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    First of all, EVERY one of us would stop and stare, if we ran accross MS fully dressed to the hilt.
    She is 6'3" in her stocking feet! That means modern heels, she's 6'10" tall!
    Enough dreaming.
     
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    I don't care how well she dresses up, if I crossed paths with her I would stop and stare. I'd walk right up to her, look her in the eyes... and grunt in the loudest, most irritating way possible.
     
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    EVERY single on of us..."look UP into her eyes"........
     
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    I don't think I'd look up, but hopefully I'll have a chance to test it my theory this weekend.
     
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    Granite you are living the dream out there. I swear to god you will probably hit with Connors again and then go make out with Maria..lol.
     
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    ^^HAHA, i don't think my wife would like that (if she knew), but there is a good chance i'll hit some balls with Jimmy again.
    The best was the high 5 with Nicole Vaidisova about 5 years ago.

    I don't have too much to complain about, other than high expenses and not enough snow. This was pretty cool over the weekend:

    http://unofficialnetworks.com/kt22-banzai-squaw-today-80556/

    And since i'm highjacking this thread, i'll return to topic by posting some of my own shots of Maria, from as close as possible.
     
  40. heycal

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    Nothing too gynecological, please. This is not Hustler, ok?

    Also, why was high fiving that other blonde hottie a bigger high than hitting with Jimmy Connors?
     
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    Completely separate catagories. Nothing is better than hittin with Jimbo. Thats the most fun one can have on a tennis court, that is unless it were to involve something else with Nicole and Maria.
     
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    Can you provide details, or tell us where we can read about this?
     
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    On the bright side, Whitney has been drug free for several weeks now.
     
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    Waay above average to me.
    We'd all double take if we saw her walking down the street in skirts and heels.
    Consider....at 6'2" tall, with 7" heels, she'd be as tall as LeBron! And quite a bit better looking.
     
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    Classic Russian/Slovak looks. Looks like an angel.
    I say she is one in a million with that look and height.
     
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    You have got to be joking.
     

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