Maria Sharapova's looks

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How attractive is Maria Sharapova?

  1. EXTREMELY hot and sexy

    22.9%
  2. Way above average

    41.5%
  3. about average

    25.7%
  4. Not particularly attractive at all

    8.0%
  5. makes an old dish rag look good in comparison

    2.0%
  1. LeeD

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    To each, their own.
    If we all lusted after the same look, we'd never get what we want.
     
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    The Russian women around here seem to mostly clean homes. Will Maria's shoulder be able to go a full day?
     
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    i thought that was mexicans
     
  5. Fearsome Forehand

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    Negatives:
    Too tall ( She is like 6'2" or 6'3").
    Has a crazy father.

    Positives:
    Pretty
    Plays tennis
    Massive bank account.
     
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    She's still growing? I remember when she was almost 6ft tall. Then over 6ft., 6'1", recently 6'2" and now that it rained on her a little tonight, she's sprouted to 6'3". I thought I was watching the Isner match tonight until I saw a close-up.
     
  8. Ronaldo

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    Must be the visor
     
  9. Fearsome Forehand

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    I think women tend to understate their height, men tend to overstate it.

    Regardless of her exact height, she is really freaking tall. So, is Venus for that matter. :)

    Maria's listed height is 6'2".

    If you like really tall girls, who are super rich and have psycho fathers, she is the one.
     
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  10. acura9927

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    Tell that to my last GF about underestimating her height. She was kind of tall for Chinese at 5 7 and I heard it a hundred times how tall she was. She was a bit of a weirdo, she thought because of her height she deserved to not have to work.
     
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    There's a reason I avoid Chinese girls like the plague, and they to me.
    My older sis was 4th runnerup, MissChinatown. She always had all these Asian girls around the house, me 4 years younger. All Princess's in the making.
    I have a set of cousins in Oahu, all 6 girls looking 8+'s, all now married to lawyers and doctors (of course, they CAN'T possibly be required to work).
    I have a set of cousins in Sacto-SF, 5 girls, all 6+'s ,but tall and thin...of course, married to politicians, doctors, or lawyers.
    Gold digger's abound in my family.
     
  12. Fugazi

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    I voted way above average but you should have included above average as an option.
     
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    On this pic she's actually just average, barely pretty.
     
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    Dated an Asian girl once.never again. All the showmanship with money and pretense to hide stuff from their community was pathetic. Hell even the Asian guys I play hockey with told me never date Asian LoL.
     
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    Yeah, hate to stereotype ....
    Asian girls are mostly fine if they are short.
    Once they hit 5'6", are thin, they seem to think life is all about their pleasure, and they deserve it as soon as they get to college.
    That's stereotyping, but whatever....
     
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    On that pic she looks exactly what she is in reality: nothing special.
     
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    The "special" part is 6'2", rich and famous, blond and blue eyes.
    Everything else is just average.
     
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    Rich and famous is not part of the looks.

    Blond with blue eyes?

    LOL. I guess, that riches and fame are responsible for a lot of fantasies and clichés.

    For starters, she doesn't look to have blue eyes.

    Anyway, regardless of the colour of the eyes, she is average without a makeup and intense photo editing.
     
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    Disagree...
     
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    Compared to prime body Kournikova, she is just second dish.
     
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    As a ordinary Chinese guy a date with Maria would be a gift from god and only downhill from there. You guys all would in the same scenario and you know it.
     
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    very beautiful and all but i seen better in my tennis days! Still i would def. love to see Maria in a playboy issue just saying lol
     
  23. Ronaldo

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    Y'all picked the wrong Maria
     
  24. Mike Bulgakov

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    Maria is a natural brunette with green/brown eyes. She is a legitimate 6'3" (1.9+ m). Brunette or blonde, she is a very attractive woman, but without tennis, she would not be mistaken for a supermodel.
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    So she is a fake blonde.
    Lots of fake blondes in important places like Hilary Clinton and Anne Rommney. Not liking this trend.
     
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    Well, she can pray on me any time she likes.
     
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    Then perhaps you should have answered that email I sent you when I was drawing up plans for this list asking "Fugazi, what categories should I have?"
     
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    lol Come on, you know I'm right ;)
     
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    Maria’s beauty/cuteness is her youth. Without that, she’s just an average tall girl with a funny walk and an annoying shriek. Getting dumped at the altar is never a good sign.
     
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    Yea, she is hot but she is just too tall for most guys. she is not a practical prize. You might have logistic issues in bed.
     
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    The hype/craze doesn't add up to reality in Sharapova's case, and she's way light on assets :shock:.
    I followed a link for an ad and thought the top pic (btw, who is that?) actually looked better than Sharapova!


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    Masha isnt as hot as she once was. Bad skin and looks are a bit worn imo.
    Someone like Mathilde Johansson ( who , flew under the radar) is way hotter!!
     
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    I think in some ways she's actually hotter now. More womanly.
     
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    As the years go by, Maria looks more and more sullen and world-weary to me. Nevertheless, she looked pretty good at this 2012 awards show.
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    I can't believe how many people voted on this poll. It must be a record for this forum.
     
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    That pic is of Dominika Cibulkova if I'm not mistaken.
     
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    Anna looked better after she took care of the same problem.
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    While Domi is often found in red and white, she doesn't wear Nike, and she certainly doesn't fill out her tops quite like that.
    There is some facial resemblance, though. I'll give you that.
     
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    Anyone that missed Mathilde Johansson i feel sorry for.. makes Masha look like mashed potatoes.
     
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    have you seen the Seinfeld episode where George fantasizes about dating a giant woman? Sharapova would fit the bill perfectly :)
     
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    No i havent , i fantasize about dating a woman with gigant b..bs.
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    Mick, did you see that photo of the really huge redhead in the 7" heels bending over to talk to a midget guy? Was posted here last year sometime.
    That girl, I think, is Amy, a former windsurfer here in Berkeley, 6'3" and 200 lbs., almost perfectly porportioned, a real knockout, but really huge. Nice shy girl, friendly, but somewhat insecure.
    She married some kayaker, gave up windsurfing by '02.
     
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    nope. didn't see that pic but I did see Sharapova and Ivanovic at Stanford University last year. Both are 6 feet 2, i believe and they looked really tall. I guess I don't see tall women like that every day. most women i see at work are 5-8 or shorter :)
     
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    True dat...
    I worked at a windsurfing/boatsailing/kayaking instructional center for a few years, a while back. You see lots of stuff, from multiple blonde Norwegian girls to almost any combo that UCBerkeley can attract.
    There was this mom, really pretty dark brunette, 6'4" and maybe 170 lbs. If she was half a foot shorter, for sure top level of 10's She had to tell the kayak instructor her weight so he could fit her into one of the bigger kayaks, not the junior ones. Also, I helped her pick out a wetsuit, so I know her weight within 10 lbs.
    But WOW, movie star looks...and size 11 men's feet.
     
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    Cool story LieD.

    :)
     
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    bills?

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    The Kournikova mustache is a fantasy and photoshop. The Sharapova mustache is a harsh reality.
     
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    JoelD...
    I was totally intimidated and gunshy around her. Now I"ve been around the block, around 60 at the time, and had lots of g/f's other guys considered way out of my league. That's another story, but I"m pretty good at sports, take life pretty easy, and have always had plenty of time.
    But this mom, WOW. Freaky beautiful. And waaaay out of my league.
     
  50. Mick

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    a few years ago, at the tennis courts where I play, there was a young eastern european lady tennis coach that would come sometimes. She looked so much like Elena Dementieva. All the guys wanted to get to know her better :)
     

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