Maria Sharapova's looks

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How attractive is Maria Sharapova?

  1. EXTREMELY hot and sexy

    22.9%
  2. Way above average

    41.5%
  3. about average

    25.7%
  4. Not particularly attractive at all

    8.0%
  5. makes an old dish rag look good in comparison

    2.0%
  1. LeeD

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    You know what's scary? I like the looks of the E Europeans that come here.
    But....
    IllanaKloss worked upstairs from me around the early '80's. She was still pretty hot.
    OMG! she isn't any more..:oops::oops:
     
  2. JoelDali

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    There is a retired supermodel that plays in NYC at our courts in her 40s. I can't think of her name at the moment but she's one of those multi million dollar model babes. She's there like 3 days a week during the summa. She's a solid 2.5 but she uses lead tape which is pretty damn cool. I would definitely GOAT her while LeeD coaches me from under the bed.
     
  3. Mick

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    nice. if she had on wta clothing and stood still, she would look like a 7.0 player, a good looking 7.0 player :)
     
  4. LeeD

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    Unfortunately, not all retired supermodels are the same, or keep their looks.
    There's this retired model where I windsurf, one who's got enough during a 5 year career to retire at age 30, buying a house here in Berkeley, roughly half a mil, and money left over to boot.
    I stay away, and my standards aren't the highest. Let's leave it at that.
     
  5. FastFreddy

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    think she looks awful for only 25 and already has a flat cottage chesse backside.
     
  6. JoelDali

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    Sugarpova.

    Fail.

    Epic atrocity.
     
  7. sportsfan1

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    Yeah, it's no Lindt, is it ;-)
     
  8. SoBad

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    Where do you guys get your modeling gigs these days - craigslist?
     
  9. bad_call

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    epic funny...especially the part about LeeD. :lol:
     
  10. Ronaldo

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    Nah, maybe Models
     
  11. SoBad

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    Oh, i thought the judge told craigslist to close the models section already...:confused::lol:
     
  12. Ronaldo

    Ronaldo G.O.A.T.

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    No, locally it's under Creative Services
     
  13. SoBad

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    I should have known – some things never change, they just float around under various sections and titles…:lol:
     
  14. Ronaldo

    Ronaldo G.O.A.T.

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    Need a Creative mind and a limber body
     
  15. SoBad

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    I keep telling this to my friend. His mind has apparently been numbed by substances over the years and his weak gringo body is also no good. He needs to find the right craigslist sections to replace them...:lol:
     
  16. Ronaldo

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    Not sure how he will replace them but have a neighbor who found a donkey, 3 llamas, several chickens, and a coop on Craigslist. Believe he needs the eggs.
     
  17. slice bh compliment

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    Great name. That's about all.
     

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