Maria Sharapova's looks

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How attractive is Maria Sharapova?

  1. EXTREMELY hot and sexy

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  2. Way above average

    41.5%
  3. about average

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  4. Not particularly attractive at all

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  5. makes an old dish rag look good in comparison

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  1. heycal

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    Well, for Godsakes, Mick, will you do humanity a favor and post some clips of Maria moving around in that sexy little dress she wore so these blind people who say she has no ass can finally see the light? (Tying her shoes with one foot up on her chair in the match versus Clisters, I think, might be a good starting place...)
     
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    I wasn't busting your chops. I honestly had no idea who you meant when you said Bunker, and thought it was another "Stormy" type person. I also know a dog named Bunker, but I ruled him out as the Bunker you were referring to since it's unlikely you know that lil yapper.
     
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  3. Mick

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    unfortunately, it's vhs recorded in EP mode so the quality is not good enough create pics for the web.

    I thought Sharapova was the tallest player but take a look at this pic, Ivanovic is just as tall as Sharapova

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    The heck with that picture, Mick -- Maria ain't looking her best, and since were not conducting try-outs for a basketball team, who cares how tall they are?

    Come on, use those fancy computer skills you young guys possess and animate this image from your videotape and make her move around!

    http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_1387_images/0127070207_M_sharapova_swing1_012607.jpg
     
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    here are the facts!

    she is only hot on the tennis court, or wearing tennis outfit. off the court, in swimsuits or some dressy super expensive dress, it just does not work. which is too bad. but wait!

    there is Kirilenko! and the world is saved again:p
     
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    Heycal, you are getting dangerously close to the gross zone again. I'm afraid I feel that she looks like a fish out of water. She looks like a little girl playing dressup when she wears a suit or a dress - it just doesn't work as she lacks the sophistication for the look.
     
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    "Lack of sophistication for the look"? Who do you think you're talking to, some Top Gun-watching gay fashion editor? Such sartorial nuances are lost on a hot-blooded American male like myself. I just see a damn fine looking girl in those photos dressed up nicely for a night on the town.
     
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    How is this ?

    I animated a video clip i got on my computer :)

    http://i14.tinypic.com/2vubpmv.gif
     
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    [​IMG]

    MS is in the top 2 percentile of women? I rest my case.

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    Are you saying that 98% of the women in the world who do themselves up for a night on the town do not look better than this? You're either kidding yourself or hanging out in truck stops.

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    Who wouldn't look amazing in this dress? The only difference is that most women tend to fill it a little more - just to prove the lack of curves, yet again.

    In her element when compared with her peers, pretty. In the above pics - a tad out of her element.
     
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    See? I knew you kids could pull off such tricks. Nice work!

    Alas, that's not the Australian Open and the sexy yellow dress....
     
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    dementieva looks awesome in the pic above.
     
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    Nope, they don't.
     
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    My gift to you Mick as you have not completely creeped me out with your attraction to MS tonight. :)
     
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    Ah, perfect. Thank you. And now Heycal is signing off for the evening after a hard day of finding himself in the unlikely position of having to defend Maria Sharapova's attractiveness. What a strange world we live in. :confused:
     
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    Thanks !
    Actually, I like many other WTA players. It's just that this thread is about MS :)
     
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    no no! i thought positive + negative = negative...! so it must be negative + negative = positive.. therefore using the formula maria's mother must be average :p
     
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    makes an old dish rag look good in comparison :p loooooool
    shed even make ronaldinho look very pretty! JOKINGGG!! but on a more serious note tho.. is it really true though? like in reality most girls dont look better than maria sharapova like what ppl claim.. there are some but they look kinda similar to me.. and please don't compare hollywood to maria.. maria never had a surgery.. i mean if she wants to go towards that she could and would have a big chest too like the hollywood ppl and use laser surgery to remove her acne... blablabla.. those hollywood starts were a maria sharapova before the surgeries they have.. but lets compare maria to the everyday life.. from experience most dont look as good as sharapova eventhough i have to admit some are.. and ive also been to st. petersburg.. there arent many gorgeous women there either.. there are more than in here.. but its still a minority!! as for skinny with no chest.. well in todays society to be slim and very flat is what girls dream for as portrayed by the magazine for years.. nowadays magazines are changing towards telling people that they could be fat and its ok.. as it is 'curvacious'.. but magazine really use the word curvacious wrongly.. they just use the words to boost overweight ppl's self esteem.. for me a healthy and fit woman is very attractive.. kirilenko imo is one..
     
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    Who wouldn't look good in that outfit? Uh, either of the Williams sisters! Mary Pierce, etc. Btw, who's the girl on the right? Also, the top pic shows MS without make-up. No offense, but most girls just don't look their best w/o make-up, so that wasn't a fair representation of MS.
     
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    I wouldn't look too good in that CC. ;)
     
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    I think Maria is an attractive girl, just cannot stand her screaming on the court though!!! :mad:
     
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    ok anyone who says she is average or below is delirious. go get yourself a psychoanalyst.
     
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    Good suggestion, PP 21, particularly in the light of the photo CC pasted in post #77. (The 'eyes' have it!) I believe the best psychoanalyst who specializes in this disorder is currently treating a recalcitrant patient in Tokyo, but perhaps there is additional help available for others here in the States.
     
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    She is almost attractive enough to date me.
     
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    Ronnie, let's not bring this up again, wheres my video? You promised, two months ago.....
     
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    I didn't mean it as a quote, more of a summary. I suppose that probably was improper english. Sorry I guess.
     
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    youth is part of beauty. or do you find 80 year old grandmas attractive? loool
     
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    Just out of curiosity CC, (and some of the other girls can answer this as well, such as Phil), if MS is merely "average", as some of you have voted, how would you rate YOURSELF on the "hotness" scale? I ask this as a serious question, as I don't know what you look like (if you have a pic posted, I don't believe I've ever seen it). For all I know, you could be a real hottie who does indeed make MS look average. Just curious...
     
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    yea...thats exactly what i meant. none of the three do it for me. shes just not hot out of the tennis stuff. i saw her entire swimsuit thing in SI and i was like blahhhhh the entire time.
     
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    I am sure a lot of people will agree with you, for examples, Catholic priests, boy scout leaders, celebrities like Michael Jackson, etc.

    You don't have to attracted to someone to find someone beautiful.
     
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    OMG!! How gouche 10sfreak! I am terribly overweight with a horrible complexion and very abnormally large ears. I have no idea what that has to do with the price of rice here.
     
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    shes pretty, but not as pretty as the media makes her look.
     
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    Hey, I didn't mean any offense, CC. Like I wrote in my post, I was just curious. It seems to me that the hotter a girl is, the more harshly she's going to be judged by other girls, and the less attractive a girl is, the more generous other girls' judgements of her. Any other guys on this board notice this among girls?
    Also, since you don't consider MS to be attractive, if you don't consider yourself to be more attractive than she, then you must not consider yourself to be attractive, right? So, assuming that you do consider yourself attractive, but not MS, then logically, you MUST consider yourself to be more attractive than MS, right?
     
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    No offense taken 10sfreak. I am not a Vogue model, but I have never hurt for attention from the opposite sex. It's not easy to judge yourself. As for MS, I think she can look pretty or unattractive depending on the day. I judge everyone the same, but understand what you mean about knocking people. Most do this as they suffer low self-esteem and seem to bring themselves up somehow by taking others down. I don't do this though (I can appreciate beauty when I see it) - I'm an ass on equal scale - I just call things as I see them.

    Very clever tactic, editing after I have responded. I see you are picking up some bad tricks (ahem...Heycal). I have never called myself attractive, I am not the type who judges on looks, and am much more apt to poke fun at myself than to boast. I am just an average girl with incredibly big ears but my hair is long enough to cover them when in public. :)
     
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    haha man that noise she makes.. thats very unattractive ok? we'll decide if someone can mute her!
     
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    Is this question open to all the females on the board? If so, I'd like to say I am 10x hotter than MS, with or without airbrushing.
     
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    lakoste ur a female? im sorry but from ur avatar pic i thought ur a dude.. sorry :(
     
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    Ohhhhh ****, this is gonna happen all over again. But it's not ME this time. :D
     
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    I always knew Lakoste was a girl. Remember when that rumor floated around but he (she) denied it? Well now we can all say its true.
     
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    cc i gotta say if ur avatar pic.. represent wat u look like in real life (a cartoon version of urself).. i will say this.. ud make sharapova look like an old rag doll :)
     
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  43. bc-05

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    oh wattt? im not in trouble am i? ok ok i take everything i said back :p
     
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    You are a sweetie.
     
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    aww thanks.. but i really mean it tho.. maria is attractive but not special if u know wat i mean.. i dont see the big deal is with her.. i mean ok she fits the criteria blonde tall skinny.. she tries to act cute.. shes photogenic.. but other than that she is no alessandra ambrosio for sure!
     
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    I thought that Lakoste was female about two months ago, he still hates me I think..... :(
     
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    The person in my avatar is not me, common mistake, don't sweat over it.
    I'm a chick? Wait, since when?
    I don't hate anyone, I just dislike strongly
     
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    Canadian Chick and Fee voting for 'Not particularly attractive at all' was more predictable than SharapovaFreak voting for 'Extremely hot+sexy'! [​IMG]
     
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    Oww Armand - nice little jab in the back from you. Like I said I can appreciate beauty. I just happen to think she's not in the top two percentile of women in the world when it comes to her looks.
     
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    OK fine, he strongly dislikes me.
     

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