Martina Hingis is hot!

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  1. Rickson

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    Martina looks so much better now than she did as a teenager. Catch her if you can on ESPN.
     
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  2. BLiND

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    Pix?... we don't have ESPN in the UK :-(
     
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  3. Rickson

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    She looks like this pic of her now, but with longer hair.

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  4. BLiND

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    Man I bet she can eat a whole apple in one go with those nashers.

    She's "ok" looking.
     
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  5. Rickson

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    Compared to when she was a teen? She looks much better now and you still haven't seen her on ESPN so don't be so quick to judge.

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  6. BLiND

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    ok ok put your handbag away :)
     
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    I agree she looks better now, but still too homely.
     
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    lmao at Blinds comments! haha

    To be fair though I do like her and think shes fit :wink:
     
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  9. Dedans Penthouse

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    If she turned her head upwards and looked straight at the sky, I bet you could land an F-16 on her forehead.

    I remember when she played Graf at Madison Sq. Garden at 15 in that year-end best of 5 sets match. She was a lil' chubber who wore a rediculously short, pleated shirt which tastelessly showed her literally falling out of her undergarment, thong-style, that is---she looked like a pimply-faced 10 pounder stuffed into an 8pound bag. Not a pretty sight. Her mom (the artist formerly known as Leo Sayer and/or Richard Simmons--take your pick) should not have let her parade around in that trashy lookin' get-up.

    Years later, I literally crossed paths with her at the U.S. Open (she and Mary Pierce were walking to an outside court to play a doubles match), and what a difference! I couldn't help but notice that Martina Hingis grew into a woman in a positive sense. She was smartly dressed and she was fit and trim (compared to Ms. Pierce who unfortunately was shockingly "beastly"). I thought to myself: "Hmmm, Martina has 'grown up' for the better.....oh! but still.....oh! that forehead!" I mean Gene Simmons of Kiss could always blame his on a receeding hairline, but ...............
     
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  10. AAAA

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    Sean, Could you name a women who does meet your standards?
     
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  11. Rickson

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    I agree that Martina has a Sade forehead, but she's still hot.
     
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  12. TwistServe

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    Shes not bad. I always thought she was a good one with lots of hot potential.
     
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  13. @wright

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    When did Martina start posing for Sears catalogs?
     
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    AAAA: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! AAAA, you're reading me wrong.

    Stating that it would be possible to land an F-16 fighter jet on her forehead and in the same breath tweakin' her "Moms" as "the artist formerly known as Leo Sayer/Richard Simmons" would....maybe.....suggest that this was just smart-aleck shucking and jiving???

    What WAS mentioned by me was that I found Martina to have "morphed into something of a swan" years later at the U.S. Open. The "oh! that forehead" crack at the end was simply an ironic monkeywrench/twist thrown in for good measure--a common practice where humor is concerned. It's a playful way of not "giving up the ghost" if you know what I mean. In reality, I agree with Rickson's assessment of our Lil' Swiss Miss. She indeed has developed some "babe" in her.

    I long for the OLD TW Boards because folks seemed to have established a better sense of where one was coming from. AAAA, you asked "what woman meets my standards?" Here's a fact my friend: in a post on the old board, I apparently had the consumate gall to suggest that "all woman are beautiful" (which to this day I maintain is true), and wouldn't you know it---within moments some guy posted the following: "what color is the sky in the world you live in Sean?" I'm not kidding. But that's neither here nor there. If it'll make ya feel better, I'll admit to this: I'd drink Martina Hingis' bathwater, and you can consider ME forthwith and hereafter as her bar of soap.

    BUT, I'm stickin' to my guns regarding Mary Pearce. Beast-ola City!
     
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    Sean, I hear ya loud and clear. Your private thoughts are.........well..........private..........but thanks for sharing anyway.
     
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    Justine Henin-Hardenne is a hottie of the magnitude Sean is looking for...
     
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    While JHH might be a beauty on the tennis court, she is hardly what you'd call beautiful. Martina Hingis is actually pretty now and it's such ashame I can't find a recent pic of her. Maybe Martina has a Sade forehead, but we can't all be perfect, can we?
     
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    Here is a video capture of Martina Hingis from this years French Open. I think Hingis is pretty. She may not have supermodel looks or be drop dead gorgeous but she's no plain Jane. I always thought Hingis had the sexiest legs on the WTA.

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  20. Feña14

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    Hey BLiND,

    Hingis is always on Eurosport when they show WTA and ATP events. She looks ok, but not Sh@gable imho.

    But Hantuchova is looking a lot better now she has a bit of meat on her, now that she has had a good feed. I heard that they only knew she was at Wimbly last year as the paparazzi had Heat Sensitive cameras! :lol: :wink:

    -Liam
     
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  21. TwistServe

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    Hingis is definitely sh@gable.. Definite!!!!! Though she needs to get her eye browse fixed.
     
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  22. Phil

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    Sean, this left me screaming and sputtering like an idiot! Hillarious. As for her forehead, I think it could probably be certified by the FAA to land not only F-16's, but the Space Shuttle, too.

    Hey, Liam, Martina Hingis "Not Sh@gable" to you????!!!!???? Now, little dude, how would you KNOW who is or isn't sh@agable? You're experience, and of this I'm absolutely POSITIVE, is limited to comic books and stolen copies of Oui, Duke and Adam magazines. Dude, you've got to get out more, and hey, study for those "A" levels or whatever it's called over there.
     
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  23. Ballmachine

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    Sorry guys, Martina's personality overshadows her looks, so I personally can't find anything at all attractive about her. To each their own though.
     
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    go guga!
     
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  25. BLiND

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    Liam I don't have sky or anything... normal TV for me :-(

    Well I can see where you all comming from she does look very lady-like sometimes, and I deffinitly think she'll get better looking the older she gets.

    She looks very nice in that second picture.
     
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    Hingis is definitely sh@gable.. Definite!!!!! Though she needs to get her eye browse fixed.
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    What's sh@gable?
     
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  27. TwistServe

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    Its an word they use in the UK to refer to sexual activities.. hmm have you watched Austin Poweres?... Anyway I was refering to Liam's comment.
     
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  28. Dedans Penthouse

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    The term "Shag" (not to be confused with the name of a 70's hair style that was a precursor to the "mullet") in a Austin Powers sense prompts me to attempt to raise the intellectual bar of this thread.

    I agree with an earlier poster who gave props to Martini-weeny's gams. Nice pins indeed. When I saw her at the U.S. Open with Mary Pearce, I (in my best Austin Powers voice) greeted her with the following:

    "Oooohhh baaaby! Nice legs!!!....What time do they open?"

    Obviously smitten in no time flat by my Cary Grant-like charm, she told Mary Pearce to go on ahead to their court---that she (Martina would meet up with her in a few minutes). Once alone, I turned up the carm and dazzled her with some mo' lame-arsed Austin Powers-esque "B" material:

    "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning."

    (I wet my finger and wiped her shirt) "Ooohhh, let's get you out of those wet clothes!"

    "Do you sleep on your stomach?.....Can I?"

    "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."

    "I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day long."

    "Do you wash your panties in Windex?....Because I can see myself in them...."

    yeah, I know....lame...corny
     
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  29. chazz

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    I'm sure after using your first line on her, security would have had you on the ground in a choke hold. :lol:
     
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  30. Feña14

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    I am 17, and how would you know what I get up to? you been spying on me? you can go to prison for that (again)

    Maybe British tastes are different to American's. BTW Sprem and Hantuhova are looking good at Wimbledon, shame I didn't get to see much of Elena :(

    -Liam
     
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  31. BaselineAce

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    Her hair is dyed...it looks much better.
     
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