My Halloween Costume

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  1. ollinger

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    A large diaper (purloined from a nursing home where I consult) and the number "7,000,000,000" printed on my forehead. (It's projected that the earth's population will reach 7,000,000,000 on Halloween). And you??
     
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  2. jswinf

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    At least you won't have to interrupt your trick-or-treating to find a bathroom.

    I haven't enjoyed costumes since I was 6 and my stick-on beatnik beard kept getting in my mouth.
     
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  3. Fifth Set

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    Was gonna do this...
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    Until this came along...

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  4. Kevin T

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    My daughter loves the movie 'Annie' at the moment, so she's going as Annie, I'm Punjab and my 18 month old son will be Daddy Warbucks (can't wait to see him in a tux and bald scull cap). My wife will be laughing at us as we go door to door.
     
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  5. sureshs

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    It depends
     
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  6. sureshs

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    I am going as Djokovic, which scares everyone.
     
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  7. chrischris

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    I think i'll wear a navy pinstripe suit from Saville Row with and a red tie from Zegna a white shirt from Armani.. thats it.
     
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  8. Magic of tennis

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    I always wanted to have Roman Cesar costume. Someday I will have it.
     
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  9. r2473

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    toga!! toga!!
     
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  10. maverick66

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    Sexy kitty kat. I will rock it so well that all the women will love me. ;)
     
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  11. Manus Domini

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    Three years ago, I wore a tunic and a laurel wreath and a skull mask, and carried a sword. I said trick-or-treat (keep in mind, my voice is lowish), and got called a girl by an old lady :lol:
     
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  12. wrxinsc

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    iseewhatyoudidthere:)
     
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  13. rommil

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    How about dress as the grim reaper, walk around the nursing home, wake the old folks one by one and say "it's time...............................for breakfast".
     
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  14. sureshs

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    rommil has still not gotten it
     
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    I'm going to put a large horsehoe shaped red piece of cardboard that looks like a magent around my neck and glue some of those little stuffed easter chicks to it.
     
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  16. ollinger

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    Maybe I'll just dress as one of the nursing home patients -- a diaper and some oatmeal on my chin -- last week's oatmeal.
     
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  17. jswinf

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    That sounds lovely...is there some significance I fail to grasp? :confused:
     
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  18. SlapShot

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    They're chicks, and they're attracted to a piece of metal with a magnetic pull.
     
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  19. Magic of tennis

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    lol that was funny
     
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  20. chrischris

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    I will wear a custom made suit that has a collage of stats of the real situation for us in economic terms and alosof those guys at some strategic areas of it too.
     
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  21. chrischris

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    Just kiddin..

    I wont be wearing anything special.

    Im a riot anyhow.
     
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  22. adamX012

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    Hello OP,

    Look at my signature

    I am going to dress like a Vampire on that day....

    LOL... kids watch out......
     
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    If I were to go, I would have to go with Kirby
     
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  24. rommil

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    Suresh , like I said, if you really want to be funny , ask your mother. She is excellent at delivering a joke.
     
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  25. Seth

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    Not my idea, and not my costume, but I thought this was clever:

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  26. ExPostFacto

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    Sexy Gumby or gtfo
     
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  27. Hood_Man

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    This was my Halloween costume a few years ago. I'm sure you'll all agree it's absolutely terrifyingly brilliant!

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    (I happen to think this one is actually quite creepy, I had a blue torch hanging on some string around my neck to make my costume glow).
     
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  28. sureshs

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    I am going dressed as a rommil joke
     
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  29. tennytive

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    I once wore my tennis umpire clothes with dark glasses and a blind man's cane.
     
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  30. rommil

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    Just go as yourself., the guy whose IQ and waistline are the same numbers. That will spook everybody.
     
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  31. woodrow1029

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    LOL. I was thinking of doing that this year!
     
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  32. sureshs

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    I called the party organizers and they said going dressed as a rommil joke is not allowed as it is too pathetic.
     
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  33. jswinf

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    So you were a ghost having a barium enema?
     
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  34. Sentinel

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    LMAO !!!
    Suresh must have a huge waistline considering how high his IQ is.:)
     
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  35. sureshs

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    Yeah rommil does not know that waistsize is often measured in centimeters.
     
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  36. Dedans Penthouse

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    once wrapped myself in a carboard tube covered w/aluminum foil, took my old fencing mask, unscrewed the leather back strap and faced it outward (convex to concave), secured it in place went as a hash pipe.

    besides the 'bowl', no ventilation--hot costume.....then again it was a pipe...
     
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  37. r2473

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    X * 2.54 =

    so are you really fat and really smart, skinny and stupid, or kinda fat and kinda stupid
     
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  38. sureshs

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    Yeah I knew that was coming. That is why I did not mention the centimeters till Sentinel provoked me to reply. I was quite happy with my previous post about the party and should have left it at that. Can't win everything in life. rommil needs to have his day once in a while.
     
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  39. Sentinel

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    LOL, seems you found some provocation in my harmless post. I certainly was complimenting you.

    I'd put you as smart, packing on a few pounds now, and health-conscious enough not to be fat.
     
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