My sweet Sweeting will win 50 slams...

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  1. SoBad

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    ... he just beat Coria in USO so he owns everybody on clay and that's toughest surface for americans, including outer islands. Plus he hits better than Navratilova and she won like more than 50 slams and he looks better too and has cleaner record (his DUI vs. her firearms charge). And this week he's coaching Roddick and Blake in Moscow and well on the way to "has done so much for tennis and is a great legend of our sport". Yeah...
     
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  2. Thor

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    this sarcasem on nadalgirl was funny the first 100000 times,now its just geting old,let it go
     
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  3. FedFan_2007

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    Nadalgirl will win 60 slams.
     
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  4. pirateofthecarribean

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    I don't know why the mods are not doing anything about these stupid topics, like DELETING them and suspending or banning the topic starter?
     
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  5. Jack the Hack

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    Strong words for someone that has only been a member for 11 days.
     
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  6. pirateofthecarribean

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    Well, where are the mods???
     
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  7. Jack the Hack

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    The mods are alive and well, and constantly moving threads to the appropriate area. The status shows that the 4 usual ones are logged in right now. However, I don't think that this thread is sitting high on their radar right now...

    I don't think the topic of this thread is terribly original as bdawg's "my sweet federer" thread already beat SoBad to the punch with an outstandingly sarcastic lampoon of the "nadalgirl" posts. However, there is nothing in here that is against TW policy, so I don't know why the mods would or should do anything about this. If you think it's stupid, you can simply ignore it.

    By the way, the longer you are here, the more you will see the same jokes and thread topics over and over and over and over... so get used to it!
     
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  8. SoBad

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    He did well this month to support the American team in Moscow. Every time the TV showed Patrick McEnroe, Ryan was lurking right behind him chewing gum. That's rude by Russian standards and had an effect on the home team and crowd no doubt, but wasn't enough at the end, was it... I still think Ryan is awesome and will beat everybody...
     
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  9. Phil

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    ...I think that you're not in the least bit funny so my suggestion to you is to stop trying...

    Humor requres a minimum degree of intelligence and WIT...being witless, you're not qualified to attempt this (for you) very tricky manuever.
     
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  10. Lleytian3

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    people should really cut this threads out. its really annoying and stupid. not funnny at all.
     
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  11. callitout

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    Were you this angry before you moved to Japan? Or did the Japanese send you over the edge?
     
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  12. SoBad

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    He's just bitter cause he's fat, look at his pic lol... Phil my suggestion for you is to spend less time typing and more time jogging. And if that fat looser is not you but you chose his photo for your screenname anyways, I still say you got bigger problems than witless internet threads.
     
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  13. Lleytian3

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    i think phil has a point. why you going bash him when he is right. no one, not even roger is even goin to come close to winning 25 GS. so why put up this kind of BS. it will never happen
     
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  14. Breaker

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    Your mother is fat.
     
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  15. SoBad

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    Oh halo lil huwit fans. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings by trying to help your big pal phil with a little advice. I'll be more sensitive and considerate from now on for sure, I promise. It's all about heart...:)
     
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  16. ta11geese3

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    Sorry, but this made me laugh.
     
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  17. Forehand Forever

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    hahaha nice one man.
     
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  18. Mick

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    that would break Martina's record ! :)

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  19. Phil

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    I see you did extensive editing of your one-line post. I'm not angry, period...in fact, I am a non-practicing Buddhist. However, nothing in Budhism trains us with how to deal with idiots like you and sodumb, so I just revert to my old ways...and it works.

    SoDumb - I am not fat, but I am no scrawny midget either. If I changed my avatar to a cartoon character-as some other board members use-would you then think THAT was me, too? Sodumb...you are so dumb.
     
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    I believe the "no scrawny midget" bit, and I thought the avatar photo might be you because it matches your posts well. Anyways, it's past lunchtime in Japan, what are you doing here, shouldn't you be off to your Sumo wrestling practice after that big lunch?
     
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  21. BeHappy

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    Maybe you're right after all
     
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  22. SoBad

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    V is for Victory
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  23. Tammo

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    wow, what a bump. I think the OP meant 5.0 slams.
     
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  24. SoBad

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    Some players are late bloomers. You think everyone is going to win calendar grand slam while in high school? Look at Donald Young, everyone gave up on him, but now he owns Switzerland No. 2, so basically Donald is Switzerland No. 1 now.
     
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  25. LOL!!!!!! :D::D
     
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  26. SoBad

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    Don't forget how the inspired Sweeting fought his way through injured Nishikori in the final in Houston. Straight sets, no less.
     
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  27. zapvor

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    somdev ....fine. sweeting???????so bad.......
     
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  28. Evan77

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    lol, great thread. glad too see so many nuts on this board.
     
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