Nadal Decline Poetry

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  1. Smasher08

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    Outstanding. A++.
     
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    Actually it can, if someone stops being so uptight about it.
     
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    Rafa just tweeted his response to this thread. He went with a limerick.

     
  4. JoelDali

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    Rafa we love you. I seriously never meant any of this in bad taste.

    I had a really bad Towlie moment, no?

    Me gusta Rafa!
     
  5. TCG

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    This thread is hilarious :D
     
  6. JoelDali

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    I cannot put my finger on it now, the child is grown and the dream is gone...
     
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    ^^^ Nadaaaaaaa..aaallll has an uncomfortable bumb.
     
  8. Magnus

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    Always happy to see Rafa lose
    Watching him is always such a snooze
    From MTOs and wasting time
    Him being on court is nearly a crime
    Many consider him as the GOAT
    But I remember his toilet break on match point
    Fist pumping in opponent's face
    Nadal has zero sportsmanship nor grace
    His fans go on excusing his loss
    But right now Djokovic is his boss
    But they can continue with the hoping
    Because next year he will be caught again, doping
     
  9. Fiji

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    Good one. The Serbian Wall is too much for Nadal.:lol:
     
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    never saw this thread before, and now this poem is too good!

    Hats off to you, really awesome

    Are you a girl by any chance ? lolz
     
  12. vive le beau jeu !

    vive le beau jeu ! G.O.A.T.

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    i'm sure the golden bull worshippers will be as touched as i am by this sincere and genuine tribute to the nadal.
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    thanks for sharing those beautiful words with us, magnus.
     
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    Thanks. Poking fun at poor Ralph's predicament looks so mean now. To compensate, I will root for him to win his next Pokerstars tournament :neutral:

    Hmm... You are way too perceptive :)
     
  14. Magnus

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    Glad you enjoyed it :)
     
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    I eagerly await Joel's next installment. :)
     
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    More evidence....
     
  17. JoelDali

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    Trolling the earth, and snorting Cortex Crystals in his rage,
    The Bull is tossing up the torrid grass;
    While the linesman's eye serene and bland,
    Seeks out a point for his fingers to adjust his fudge flavoured spandex shorts.
    Steadied to take the charge, the fight to wage,
    The Bull holds his impatient stand;
    His face, for all its blackness, whiter fanned down in defeat
    To anger as the bull obstructs the stage.
    He hesitates; Uncle Toni jeers at him;
    He shakes his hornéd front; he tears the earth, Cortex shattered dreams,
    Heaving great breaths and straining every limb;
    The taunter urges him to prove his worth;
    Sudden he charges, fails, and bellows grim,
    His shoulder bleeding, the great crowd dances.
     
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    When I woke up this morning I thought "today is a slurpy kind of day" so I just goated one after watching darcis rosol nadal. It's a wicked hawt day. The only thing that will make this day better is if jolly summons the force grind down epic 4.5 goat tonight in soupy dust ball swamp.
     
  19. natalia

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    Nike version :
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    Rafi version :
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    Soderling, Horacio
    Cunning Darcis, Fed and Monfils
    Oh Toni, why do these words sound so nasty?

    Blue Verdasco sure was fun
    Join the karmic decline --
    Djok and Rosol everyoooooooooone!
     
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    sbengte, It's not locked.
     
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    Yay ! We have the best mods ever :D
     
  23. natalia

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    Transfering from the other thread :

    http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=483024
     
  24. natalia

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    Looking forward to read more poems inspired from the famous decline ;)
     
  25. TennisLovaLova

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    Spanish Rap Style

    yo yo yo yo yo

    Uncle toni, represent,
    uh,
    Manacor style, hardcore
    yeah, yeah, alright now!
    Here We go.


    Listen to my flow, it's deep and Atomic Red,
    When I hit flat, it's like I'm dead,
    No need for new knees: I have my own kind of therapy,
    Back from limbo I don't need no surgery.

    Lucky is just a word, like the word fish,
    It's good for me, something I never lack,
    So people keep asking me: did you hurt your back?
    Never cross the lines, never look back.
    I don't really speak english, no? I'm spanish!

    So have no anal fear lad, cause he's your anagram,
    Make no mistake, I'm grinding to the end,
    Cause I'm the man, the man with a plan,
    The Manacor Bull falling of a cliff never will bend,
    Five sets, 10 sets, I don't give a damn,
    Touch my bottles and I will crush you with my bare hands.
     
  26. sbengte

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    Geez, the haters selling their haterade in the name of poetry should be ashamed of themselves. WTF , really ?

    (The Bull vs Dog saga hasn't inspired anyone yet ?)
     
  27. natalia

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    Rafi's epic Aussi decline got forgotten too, isn't it sad... :(
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Rafa is a drama queen cheater
     
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    Sexy Rafi is still GOAT. His blister at the AO is what caused him to lose the match.
     
  30. natalia

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    Rafi lost in Monte Carlo - Best Friday EVAH!

    David, my hero!
     
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