Ok... a good buddy is celebrating his 40th and I'm helping with the planning. He's from Ontario, moved to Vancouver BC then down to Seattle. He's a marine biologist, and a damned good one at that. We have some friends from Seattle, and contacted a bunch of his friends from BC on the sly. We're going to dress him up in some funky shiny outfit to look like a fish, head over to a indoor track to do some insanely fast go-cart racing, hitting a brew-pub, then parade him with his crazy outfit through some busy public area. We've got until 6am the following day. He's happily married, but his wife is ok with the "look but no touching" policy. Anyone have some good gags or activities they would like to suggest?