Some funny stuff here... By state... http://www.floydpinkerton.net/fun/laws.html A few of my personal favourites... It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles. Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed. Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds. In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet. State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player. It is considered simple assault to bite someone in New Orleans, but it is aggravated assault if the biter has false teeth. In Boston, it is illegal for someone to take a bath unless ordered by a physician. Under state law, dentists are officially classified as mechanics. If I child burps during a church service, their parents may be arrested. In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas. Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. In Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. Also in Texas, a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain the nature of the crime about to be committed. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Also in Vermont, it is illegal to deny the existence of God. In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet. In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.