It was just 18 months ago when I first strung you at 60 and took you out on our first date.... You were wearing that tight, dark red skirt and CAP'd top... We flirted, and right away, from your classic, plush feel... I knew we had a chance.... Your tight, dense pattern put me in control, anticipating the next groundstroke, for as much as I tried and forced the point, you were so 'flexible' and comforting that I was amazed at your potential to make my balls spin... Remember those shots together?... when I stepped in and shifted? ...you would dance all night and day with me... Producing some magical ellipticals with low trajectory and... yes... more spin. You always served me well, you made me more confident... and did the work.. sparing my tendons.... And let those who say you are not who you say are.. a 93.. let them talk..., because I could always find your sweetspot and make you scream down the line... You cut through the air so effortlessly.. even when we felt kinky and experimented with leather, silicone and lead... you still felt so comfortable in my arms afterwards. Then, I began my affairs, katy the k90, yonex yolanda 001, katy's fat sister 88, my eyes would constantly wander and demo.... I left you sweating, in humidity, in bad need of a string-job. I even let my 3.0 friends have their way with you, they scraped your bumper, dropped you and shanked you... while I was out, believing I was happy with someone else. I don't want to make excuses, but you just couldn't stop talking.... in that metallic, tinny voice of yours... Until today, when I put that dampener on you, you know the one.. the one you gave me Head. You still had that old feeling, the one I fell in love with... And yes... yes I was unfaithful... and retired you... but now... Well, it's not that I know what I want...,, because I may never know... But I know what I don't want... and that's an empty slot in my bag where you're suppose to be... PrestigeMid...???? Can we put your buttcap back on and let me hit you from the back-side just one more time tonight? I didn't know how much I was missing you.