Official JoelDali Appreciation Thread

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  1. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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    Pffffffff!!!
     
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  2. West Coast Ace

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    Or TW could start a 'Doubles Specialist' section. :)

    Her awesomeness was never measurable. Can you imagine if her father owned a Porsche dealership?
     
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  3. McLovin

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    Bump.

    I just noticed JoelDali's latest avatar. He is once again 'appreciated'...
     
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  4. SystemicAnomaly

    SystemicAnomaly G.O.A.T.

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    Won't appreciate JoelDali until i find out who is pictured in that avatar
     
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  5. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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    Every man should have one to shower with on a daily basis.

    So unfair.

    Devastated.
     
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  6. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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  7. SystemicAnomaly

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    No response on this? Sadly, no appreciation.
     
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  8. JoelDali

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    She was revealed in other thread. Which saddened me as she's actually quite fugly except for this pic u see here.

    I was devastated.

    Epic sadness.
     
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  9. mikeler

    mikeler G.O.A.T.

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  10. stringertom

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    ^^^no need for a trip to Berlin; just 100 miles down I-4/275 and you can appreciate Dali all year round in surprisingly chic St. Petersburg.
     
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  11. JoelDali

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    The Dali Museum is a great spot indeed.

    I only wish they would mount and hang some of my more classical poasts on the walls.
     
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  12. max

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    I thought Joel Daley was a newsguy in Chicago.
     
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  13. Smasher08

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    I pledge eternal allegiance to Joel Dali, POAP Of All POAPs, First Among the BOTE, the Grand Vizier of the Golden Eagle and Seer of Almighty Eaglets, Prime Poet of Bullish Decline, Epick 4.5 GOAT, and author of the TT avatar masterwork "The Persistence of Mammary".
     
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  14. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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    Immortal fair breasted Smasher. GOAT recorder of history.

    Epic sexi warrior of the written word christened with the purest Basalt Crystals from the hallowed mines of Basel.

    You are loved. And your gentle warm giblets are forever enjoyed by all inhabitants of the Troll Kingdom.
     
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  15. stringertom

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    "The Persistance of Mammary"! Pure epick, Brother of the 17th!

    I have personally viewed some examples of that strain of persistance on dual-purpose visits to surprisingly chic St. Pete...a morning at the museum followed by an afternoon on the beach, sipping JoeCuervoDali margaritas until watches and breasts melt into my mental canvas.
     
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  16. SystemicAnomaly

    SystemicAnomaly G.O.A.T.

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    Fugly? I've seen some other provocative pix of the teacher as well. BTW, nice find on the new Kate avatar. You shall henceforth be known as the avatar whisperer.
     
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  17. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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    If I whisper cortex infused sweet nothing's into your ear would you GOAT me and my avatar?
     
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  18. stringertom

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    If the new one were to whisper in my ear, I'd definitely receive a "chest bump"!
     
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  19. Dedans Penthouse

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    Or, take Jacques & Jill up the hill to Espace Dali Montmartre:
    http://www.daliparis.com
     
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  20. Sentinel

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    ^ Jacques et Gilles ?
     
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  21. stringertom

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    Jules et Jim...by your favorite, Francois Truffaut!
     
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  23. Power Player

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    Posting on Dali's behalf. He is currently at the USO and signing autographs.

    In between sessions he snapped these phoatos :

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  24. stringertom

    stringertom G.O.A.T.

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    Stay strong, poapJoel, in this time of trouble. Your brothers and sisters will stand by you!
     
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  25. stringertom

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    Thread bump...sureshs deserves a partner thread!
     
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  26. YetAnotherFedFan

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    I'm going to need a bigger house at this rate with all these shrines, first to Sureshs, then LeeD and now JoeDali.

    I know Hinduism embraces a pantheological approach, but I worry I might make Lord Sureshs unhappy if I deviate from worshipping him?
     
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  27. BounceHitBounceHit

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    A JD Haiku:

    Jo11y believer
    Rapture of the Holy Salt
    Greatest GOAT of all!
     
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  28. stringertom

    stringertom G.O.A.T.

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    JD's greatest creations:

    Poobah sportswear

    Golden Eagle thread

    GHOAT brotherhood
     
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  29. Poisoned Slice

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    Bulk order of Poobah sportswear on the way.
     
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  30. stringertom

    stringertom G.O.A.T.

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    JD, do you have a logo for the Poobah line yet? We have to outdo the swoosh!

    Something that combines the vortex and his Gamma RZR or maybe a Hitchcockian silhouette of the Phatsby on his porcelain throne???
     
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  31. BounceHitBounceHit

    BounceHitBounceHit Legend

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    While I respect Suresh's achievements here I believe there is rumor JD was indeed a fine player in his youth (and quite dapper in his attire as well, IIRC) . Best, BHBH
     
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  32. JoelDali

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    Jolly has touched the Face of God.

    Back with the Basalt J90.

    A new dawn awakens. Rogi will switch back next.

    [​IMG]
     
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  33. BounceHitBounceHit

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    Video or it didn't happen!!!!
     
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