Oh, Ye Fellow Federer Fans of Little Faith!

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  1. irishbanger

    irishbanger Rookie

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    Yea, though the first set giveth us false hope for glory immortal, victory was thus denied. In thy heart of hearts, thou knowest the battle was to be joined against long odds. A learned man of science, endeavoring to create the perfect beast to play on a court of clay, could scarcely devise a more worthy opponent than the young man from Spain. Thus, with little help from the rest of the draw, Roger was sent to slay the beast of clay. Alas, victory was not ours this day.
    Fear not! A new day will dawn! Now that the tennis do moveth to grass, remember! Though our spirits be not lower, Roger is the lawn mower!

    A Disciple of the Artful Roger
     
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  2. DRtenniS1112

    DRtenniS1112 Semi-Pro

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    interesting but i thought federer was a tennis player not a soldier
     
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  3. jamauss

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    lol. Nice uhhh....what was that exactly....?
     
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  4. Amone

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    You know, I don't think anyone here's quite that olde, Irish.
     
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  5. J-man

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    WTF?! Do Irish people even talk like that still?!
     
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  6. malakas

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    eh..is it supposed to be like the bible or something???
     
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