my top 5: 1. Williams dad for his endless "racism" remarks 2. Fish Dad for his "Fish support team" 3. Dokic Dad for the number of times he was banned from the venue. 4. Sharapova Dad - so far only 4th but progressing very quickly - potential World Number 1. 5. Dementieva Mum for keeping her daughter at bay And the coolest mum on tour: Safin's mum - almost never on tour (huge bonus), but coached so many top players.