Participants Needed for 3 week Clinical vintage Racquet Trial

Discussion in 'Classic Racquet Talk' started by plasma, May 8, 2009.

  1. plasma

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    I'm looking for jobs and they're really tough to find. I used to be signed up with a focus group company back in college ten years ago. Every week I would do a different focus group. Since you weren't supposed to do one in the last 6 months I had to wear all sorts of weird disguises and pretend to use a bunch of crap I'd never touch...The question used to be, "Do I want to sell my soul????"....new question is "Please, will someone; anyone buy my soul???" and since it's being asked much more than answered, an even more new and realistic question has arisen...
    "How much for the toe???"
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    Selling Blood Plasma, egg donors, a years worth of BA level sperm, human hair, 3 weeks of ones sobriety, having ones immune system guinea pigged for a 2 week stay at the university lab, marijuana studies, meth amphetamine user studies, mdma (ecstasy) studies, sleep studies, heavy smoking studies, focus groups, user groups, alcohol groups, support groups, usability testing, retina testing straight out of a Clockwork orange...zombies selling their body parts, when their zombie-time is not precious enough... women who will worship and love me when my friend jokingly drives me around in his private limo (true story) but won't return my calls if they meet me at the laundromat and see what I REALLY drive....welcome to the Terrordome!!!
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    where are the usability studies for racquets?
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    Assuming there are no midplus or oversize involved, I would be willing to stay at a resort for 3 weeks ( up to five years if provided falaffel and sheesh-leek, mmmm sheesh-leek) to do some clinical constant beam racquet trials. No midsizes were harmed in the production of this cruelty-free thread.

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    some focus groups discussing the benefits of vintage racquets are also needed as no one seems to really like the way the new ones play too much...
     
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  2. jimbo333

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    Well I need a job at the moment as well, if any other tennis racquet based focus group jobs going, seriously:)
     
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  3. plasma

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    maybe racquets suck because of the lack of feedback during design. The top designers claim player feedback is critical and more important than any scientific testing.
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    http://www.onthebaseline.com/2007/0...s-to-debut-gold-tennis-racquets-at-wimbledon/
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    tonight Plasma met subsaharan Africas first Rabbi. In 1919 an african man circumcised himself and his children (as did Abraham) and began to practice Judaism in Africa. His children had to endure slurs like "christ-killer" every day and literally sit in the back of the local bus. It was contributions form the US jewish community however, which created electricity and clean running water for all members of this Rabbis town, regardless of faith....
     
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  4. yuth

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    Your ADIDAS racquet is very nice......

    I wish I had it soon....................................:)
     
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  5. plasma

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    savadee (what up?)...I am poor man, Yuth. I was lucky to find seven lucky Magwai (prince Boron) and trade 5 Magwai for some great racquet like new adidas gtx, gtx pro-t, new ps 85 (X2), new sv 85, new bbwc , mint ps 7.0 85, new fischer mono, new prestige classic, new... (it would take me all day to list what I got from trade; but about 5 other racquets too out of these trades and subsequent (later) spin-off trades!!!!) Once again I am poor and could never afford such an authentic piece of history, fit for the king!
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    I am poor. being poor makes me appreciate these so much more, everyone in my country wants riches and fame. When the soul is hungry the body/mind can never be satisfied.....
     
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    You WERE maybe poor:(

    With those racquets, you are now rich (in every way):)
     
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  7. gymrat76

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    Shalom rabbi, what is that black wilson racquet with 661 code in throat? What is that code??
     
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  8. plasma

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    yes it is a very rare racquet, and a very uniquely black racquet, also very beautiful...baby....and the best part is her big juicy BUTT-cap, I could even say it's golden. only 700 made en toto.
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    Serena KFactor Gold routinely sell for well over double their original $500 asking price, ironically much more than the white version made for Venus, ("the WHITE" version, I said it forum, can I get an amen for equality, (plasma licks lips and uses handkercheif to pat sweat on forehead) that code is the door code to Serena's apartment, if you wan't to sell me that snauwaert go up there and do your duty!!!! You're the only one here who could take her, she's snap me like a twig!!!
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  9. gymrat76

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    wow she might snap my neck too. she needs that giant from the movie green mile. but i dont think she is anywhere fit right now as the looks in the pic. at the tourney in rome, she looked like a big assed fat mama...total turn-off..btw i had my fair share with these..had a buddy who is only into kinky black women, and i had to be the wing man and dd club hopping in long beach..but turns out they kept choosing the wing man (this is murphy's law)....for some reason, the best looking black chix have no problems hangin out with non-black ppl...i just had an issue with black women feet...that scene from eddie murphy movie that when he wakes up next to a woman with bigger feet than his...totally haunts me..... **** man what the hell am I doing here in this weirdo country.........................

    btw rabbi, can ship out the dee no anytime you want, but this stick is no kosher, been sitting next to dead n shrinked hookers...
     
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    I find serena's exhibitionism to be a stimulating exercise and advertisement in black pride. I have the same preferences in women you do. A close friend of mine who is black and lives in my neighborhood; he and I talked about it recently...he claims that I am racist for being attracted to asian and white women and not women of African American descent...
    I disagree, I had yellow fever once (5+ yrs ago,got over it, somewhat), wasn't out of a hatred for white girls, or anyone else, just a fascination with yellow. Found them to be beautiful. People confuse "political correctness" with progressive thinking, especially in touchy subjects like this...
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    uniquely stimulating and empowering artistic non-pornographic non-sexual, highly sensual, erotic creative image of Blackness (mods this is NOT porn, we are in the usa and have freedom of speech, think before censoring pls)

    Deenoh is always kosher, you could smother that thing in bacon and I'd still treat it like a prayer shawl!!!
     
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    Today, I went back to a rich health club I worked at years ago. I told them I wanted to be the head tennis instructor. They said they were tearing down the courts to build a roof-top garage but wanted me to teach boxing in the basement all day. The woman was new so I had to tell her about the hundreds of folks I taught up on those courts before her slimy smirky corporate *** became the Vp of this up$cale Whitebread social/health club. From 4 year old Zoe to 94 year old Murray, the relationships I built, the experiences, the family, I gave her a taste of it. She wouldn't budge and gave me some crap about members being sent to the tennis clubs on the other side of the city. I told her the locker room there had more shrooms than a dead show, she made some wise *** comment about client need$, it was in a really insulting an non-communicative manner...I replied:
    "y'know something, the food at this club is terrible. The security sucks, the food across the street is terrible...but y'know...it's those bad things that make it unique..do you wan't a security gurad at the door, what about a Starbucks in the club??? I don't think I wan't to work in a cookie cutter club where tennis courts are torn down for parking garages...this is clearly the place for you, but it's not the place for me..thanks for your time."
    She was frozen, no one had spoken to her honestly in over a decade, I didn't know if she would recover, I just got up and politely smiled and walked out. Her mouth was open, but nothing came out....
     
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