Pick Up Lines

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  1. LanEvo

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    do u guys think pick up lines work on girls?

    For Example:
    Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!,
    Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.,
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?,
    I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
     
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  2. TokyopunK

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    I used to work at Taco Bell so I can spice up your night.
     
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  3. vkartikv

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    Well, the only way to know is by trying. Nothing beats experience.
     
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  4. xtremerunnerars

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    Want to come over for a pizza and make out? (substitute make out for whatever suits you)

    when they say no, reply with, "What, you don't like pizza?"
     
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  5. Feña14

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    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

    If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off? ;)
     
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  6. SalvadorVeiga

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    Try and say: "With an ass like that you're invited to take a dump at my house..." lool :-D

    "Can I buy you a drink or you prefer cash? "

    "I may not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you..."

    "If I were you I'd have sex with me..."

    and the old classic one... "Nice shoes...Wanna..."
     
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  7. Hot Sauce

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    Do you work at subway? Cuz baby you just gave me a foot long.

    Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see!
     
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  8. Texas21

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    "Polar Bear"
    "What?"
    "Broke the Ice"

    I've used that before and it worked lol!

    "Oh my gosh! I think my penis/vagina is dieing! I think it needs mouth-to-mouth!"

    "Save the homeless. Take me home"

    That's all I can think of =P
     
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  9. stoffer

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    Hello, Im an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus.

    I smell that youre in season, want to breed?

    Baby Im like a rubiks cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    Someone stole my virginity, can I have yours?

    You just upgraded my floppy to a hard-drive!

    Hi I'm new in town can I get directions to your place?

    You and I look like we would make some cute kids.........Is there any history of retardation in your family?

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
     
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  10. Hot Sauce

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    Oh god, this one is hilarious.
     
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  11. TokyopunK

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    I really don't get it please explain.
     
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  12. Voltron

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    Chloroform is a sedative.
     
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  13. LuckyR

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    It's nice to know that even with all of the technological innovations, especially in the communications field, that lame "pick up" lines still exist.
     
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  14. The Victor

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    I wouldn't consider this a pickup line, but it's a true story and I find it funny, so I'll share.

    This guy was completely drunk and hanging out by the bathroom doors at a club. When a girl comes out, he turns to her and says:
    "So, did you take a sh*t?"

    I think that was the same night he pis*ed in the middle of the dancefloor...

    :)
     
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