Please Help Me Get Noticed By Safin!!!!

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  1. maneater

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    Seriously guys!...help me get him to notice me!!! I dunno shall i post my pics up? or will they go against me and have me barred from any tennis tournament i try and go to? help me get safin PLEEEAAAASEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!....or maybe henman has a better chance of winning wimby next year!
    I Beg You!!!!
     
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  2. goforgold99

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    yeah post your pics
     
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    Your father must be very proud of you!
     
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  4. maneater

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    errmm dont make it sound like im prostituting myself! I'm just tryna meet up with Safin...other girls want to too, but i want it just a little bit more...ok?
     
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  5. Fee

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    What exactly do you want/hope to happen when you meet him?
     
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    hahaha....errrm....have you ever seen that part of the movie in showgirls...in the swimming pool....erm something like that would be nice hahahaha
     
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  7. maneater

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    oh gosh...im so making myself sound like exactly what im not! But honest i really want him....i got tons of sexy guys after me but they aint safin...i'm gonna end up old and lonely if i dont get him...:( help!
     
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    he doesnt like psycho fans
     
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    Dude, cut it out. These guys would never give a fairy like you a chance.
     
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    I've never seen Showgirls. Do you want to go up to his hotel room for a one night stand?
     
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  11. maneater

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    lol im not a phycho fan at all!!! im not even a psycho...i have all my faculities in place...im at law school...the best in the UK...but theres one thing missing in my life lol...and i cant exactly hang out around the world just to see him...i havn't got lawyer wages yet lol...so i figure maybe internet exposure might work lol...honestly people im not scary or crazy or sad or pathetic...i'm funny intelligent and spunky...errm..i dunno wot else to say...either hate or love me i guess!
     
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    Is that what you did with Justin? lol jk... just noticed your avatar.
     
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  13. maneater

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    Dont do one night stands
     
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  14. Verilious

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    Lol at your sig.

    But anyways, here's an idea. Go to his next tournament, get a box seat near his own box area where his coach is. Then, we he looks at his coach, scream his name and then flash him. Shouldn't be a problem since you just wanna f*ck him and not really do anything else. You'll probably get kicked out, but just wait outside like the desperate little fangirl that you are and hope he sees you!

    I'm sure you'll atleast get a laugh from him and his buddies. Maybe even a little something in Russian that will probably translate to: "Too ugly." or "I could, but why her when I could get someone so much better? OR "Pathetic."

    *Shrugs* Who knows? Maybe he'll feel desperate after losing to a player below the top 100. =/
     
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  15. maneater

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    dude..theres nothing dude about me
     
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    I have told you over and over again, your to good for Safin.
     
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    Excuse me then, madam. I thought you were a fruity gent.
     
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    Hey people i dont wanna one night stand!!! And...thanks for calling me ugly...now id never post my pics...this isnt goin to well...:(
     
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  19. maneater

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    lol aweee i love you!!!! if only it were true...if only!!! lol
     
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    I'm sorry I'd like Eva Longoria, Anyone care to help me????

    Seriously though, what could you possibly do: make a sign with "Marat the baby's yours" maybe then he'd meet you. He'd hate you but he'd meet you.
     
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    ha ha. No. that photo was taken at his 30th birthday party. To be clear, I sleep with only one man on this planet. :)

    Well, maneater, I have no real idea what you want with Marat Safin, but I can tell you this much. He seems to sleep with whomever, but he only dates women who speak Russian.

    You've just started law school right? This is your first year?
     
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    Go rent the movie "The Fan" starring Robert DeNiro (However you spell it). Then you might get an idea of what most of us are thinking at this present time.. ;)
     
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    yea, i have 9 months till i start my training contract...i'm in the lucky 20% of law students to get one thank god!
    btw...i think hes been through all the russian women...time to try some greek lol...and im quite a unique greek cos i'm not hairy one bit..lool!
     
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  24. Verilious

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    So, what do you want? Just to meet him once? You were going to post your pics up in desperate hopes of him seeing you?

    I think that makes you a crazy fan girl. And mentioning you getting banned from a tournament would be a likelihood leads me to believe that you'd do something crazy.

    "Internet Exposure" HA! You really think he's going to notice you on the internet? You're really going to post pictures of yourself all over the place just for him?

    You're crazy.

    EDIT: And don't try to turn this into, "love". It's not love, it's crazy. =[
     
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    Oh geez.. Well, my dad comment just went up 90%:D
     
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    i dont give a flying ****
    I dont stalk him, im not even on his fansite...so im not a crazy fan...he just posesses 90% of the qualities i like in a man...so whats wrong with wanting to date him huh?
    I know its not gonna happen...and i'm nothing special, but i have dated guys who are just as hott as him but only in looks...not character...
    Why do some people take it so seriously, for gods sakes...at least i know i tried! :-(
     
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    I'm not trying to be a pratt and I'm not saying you're not good looking- You could be a knock-out for all I know. But he can have like some SERIOUSLY hot women. Just an FYI
     
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    I know...you dont think i know that!!! but i remember him saying the prettier the woman the more money she wants...and so if you look at it that way...im safe lol...i dont want his money...just him...i love the fact he loves soccer and beer and the fact that he's a tennis player....gosh what more can a girl want lol....
    Im no knockout...like i said you cant blame a girl for trying!
     
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    what do u look like anyway?????????????
     
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    Problem solved

    Whereever you live, buy a ticket to the closest game he's playing, and wait for the autograph, pic, and meet; there ya go!
     
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    Ive already done that...like 3 times...errrm...
    I was just too shy to even look him in the eyes...omg he was so beautiful
     
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    You know I'm thinking of law school like it is here in the US (3 years) instead of the way it is in the UK. How old are you right now, and how long do you have to be in law school over there (if you don't mind me asking)?

    Really? Seems you would have no chance then, unless you ran into him somewhere with absolutely no one else around.
     
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    errm ok i'l post this pic up..this is me at my worst with no make up...oh boy...im either very brave and stupid or very tired and desperate lol...
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    I just finished my 3 year law degree at university, now i'm at Law school where they teach you the practical side of being a lawyer, the degree was the actual law itself..then i have 2 years training at a firm then i qualify so just over 2 and a half years till im a fully qualified lawyer...im 22 now :)
     
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    is that safin's kid!? You kidnapped his child!??
     
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  36. maneater

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    lol next time i see him i'll make sure i have a little smirnoff with me..that will give me some dutch courrage lol...
     
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  37. maneater

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    haha...errm..
     
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    lol, u really like this guy dont u
     
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  39. Fee

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    Thanks for explaining that to me.

    You're still young, I'm sure you will meet a good man before you are thirty. The best ones seem to show up when you aren't looking. Marat is too moody anyway, who would want to live with him breaking all the dishes and dropping his pants whenever things don't go his way?
     
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    :(
    yup...ok i should just hook up with this nadal look a like again...its the closest im gonna get to a tennis player lol ...outch...
     
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    LOL!!!! omg meee!!!
    I love moody men...soo sexy! he can smash all my finest china!
     
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    You watched and remembered "Showgirls" :confused:

    No wonder you are screwed up and sound like a ****.
     
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  43. Fee

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    Would you really want to date a tennis player who is on the road 40 weeks a year, staying in nice hotels, with easy attractive fans in low cut blouses at every tournament?
     
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    Fee, you gotta work your magic. ;)

    "40 weeks" shouldn't be too bad, it's the 12 weeks that count hahaha
     
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    ****??? erm i dont care wot u think,i know im far from it thank you very much.... and i only saw it cos we did film studies at college
     
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    hmmm...well u only live once..may as well have a dramatic life eh ? lol
     
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  47. Fee

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    I suppose. Good luck with your quest. I don't know what advice to give you if you are too shy to speak to him when he's around you, but you never what might happen if you are ever in the same place again.
     
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    What screwed up college and teacher would pick a piece of trash like Showgirls :confused: No wonder the educational system is going to hell.

    Safin allows girls to do the tube steak boogy all the time, so if that is what you want just yell out to him that you want to have 5 minutes with him to relieve his stress. He might agree, and if not you gave it a real shot.
     
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  49. maneater

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    LOL...nahh id pass...as hott as he is...im not a one night stand girl to be honest with you...not for any man! i would just really love to date him...maybe he needs a good woman to help him...his 5 min girls arnt doing him any good are they? ...oh well im dooomed...a bottle of smirnoff is coming with me next year!
     
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  50. maneater

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    we did showgirls cos it had alot of themes in it, like sexuality, feminism, and all that...i was quite embarassed watching it tho
     
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