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  1. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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    Well I'm astonished you rank that highly as I certainly was not aiming for that. I think my best work in the past month or so has been the best class Fed posts but those are more stream of consciousness Joyce type ramblings meant for only advvanced patrons of the English language.

    The bikini sister post was quite honest. If you want to see the childhood house where my golden brown topless sister sunbathed the address was 472x Bowcliff Terrace in Westlake Village. My sister had puffies, at least that's what my friends called them I learned many years later. Like I said I was so naïve as a youngster, my only masterbatorial endeavors was to my Borg Pros and Fila shirts. Girls gave me no joy until around age 17. That's when the chit hit the fan yo. Life had no meaning from that point on. My devotion to Donnay went out the window. Borg's retirement killed it for me. I bought some Maxply's but emulating Mac was fruitless.
     
  2. onehandbh

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    Ahhh, fine specimens of the animalia - chordata -mammalia - primates -
    hominidae h0m0 sapiens -- one of the biggest attractions and
    distractions in life to hetero males...
     
  3. J011yroger

    J011yroger G.O.A.T.

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    Where are you going to be?

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  4. J011yroger

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    I personally like the forehand swing volley where you said I "Touched the cheek of god".

    Funny that I have hit that same shot in 2 doubles matches played partnering two different TW posters, and both of them turned around to look at me with that same "What the F*** are you doing?" look on their faces before the shot.

    J
     
  5. LeeD

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    Yup, "what the frick are you doing?" when you miss your shot.
    "Nice shot, man", when you hit a clean winner that embarrasses your opponent's.
     
  6. fluffy Beaver

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    You've only replied to 1 quote out of about 8. What are your opinions on the other quotes you've made?
     
  7. JoelDali

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    J011y doesn't miss these for he has been blessed with Federer-like poise when these opportunistic shots present themselves out of nowhere.

    This is what seperates J011y's game from most of your average club players.

    He has been blessed with golden eagle wings similar to Federer's and they take flight on and off the court, or in the parking lot.

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  8. JoelDali

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    "Touched the face of God..."

    Get it right trust fund boy!

    Bwahaha.

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  9. J011yroger

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    Quotes I have made?

    When I quote someone, I usually write my reply directly under the quote.

    J
     
  10. fluffy Beaver

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    There you go. You only replied to one of the quotes you made, yet you ignore all the others.
     
  11. J011yroger

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    Ah, a mixup of terms.

    Those are not quotes that I made, they are things that I said.

    Why would I reply to them, I already said them.

    There is no point in me repeating myself.

    If there was something that I said which you do not understand, then you can ask me to clarify my statement.

    Otherwise you are just repeating something that I already said, in which case no reply from me is necessary.

    It would be as if I said "Happy Birthday George!" and then you told me that on 1/12/2011 I said "Happy Birthday George" and were expecting me to reply to that.

    Now if you said "J, I don't understand why on 1/12/2011 you said 'Happy Birthday George' can you please clarify that for me?" that would make more sense, and I would reply with something along the lines of "Well it was my friend George's birthday, and so upon seeing him, I wished him a happy birthday."

    J
     
  12. fluffy Beaver

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    So in other words, Drak never lied or misquoted you because what you really meant is Drak should have wrote "Jolly said"? Basically you're trying to make a fun house or wording to make your side more believable.

    Oh well, seeing as you've given the same comments for a few years now, I don't know why I'd expect any different now. You're always going to avoid the things you've "said" and not give a reasoning behind them when asked.

    Good Day
     
  13. TBrady

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    Thin skinned bordering on paranoia Id say.
     
  14. JoelDali

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    This is the Internet.

    This is Talk Tennis, probably the most serious Forum on the Internet.

    The 2 mix together like Beckham and Posh.

    Its electric, boogy woogy woo.

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  15. TonLars

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    Seems that way, but my response was based more on the last 5 or 6 posts altogether toward me that I felt were a little derogatory. But as I admitted, Im very defensive. I like Joel and since the clarification, everything is all good.
     
  16. ProgressoR

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    Jolly do you mean Jan 12th or 1st Dec. This could make a fatal difference if I send George his birthday present too early or too late. To me it says 1st Dec but I realise to others it could me Jan 12th. My coach who is neither british or American writes it like you do assuming you meant Jan 12th given it is todays date.

    Please wish George Happy Birthday from me. The present is in the post.
     
  17. JoelDali

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    I apologize terribly for the confusion!

    You see, this is just another example of my massive ego causing confusion on the internet.

    I was referring to today Jan 12th 2011AD.

    Once again, I am sorry that I tried to mislead you with my dubious posting, and also sorry that I belittled and talked down upon those who write dates in other forms.

    I also apologize for implying that I could beat all who write their dates in the non US way with a corn bristle broom.

    J
     
  19. forthegame

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    JoelDali, my boy, your extraordinary work on these Boards has earned you a Club Chopin Gold Star Poster of the Week Award. Congratulations. Cherish it as you would your child.

    Best regards,
    Chopin
     
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  22. JoelDali

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    I'm. Not. Worthy.

    :D

    I'd like to thank Tina for this award.
     
  23. pc1

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    Joel,

    That is one of the oddest videos I've seen. Keep it up. lol.

    To stay on topic somewhat, do any of you think that some of the posters are world class players or former world class?
     
  24. bad_call

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    Well BC, I don't know anything about Taio Cruz, but I'm glad to see after 20 years the ZZTop girls still looking good.
     
  26. big bang

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    I know for sure..

    my question to this thread! is 5.0 just average club players?
    Im actually a bit shocked that some posters seems to be impressed with this Jo11y guys game:shock:
    Im aware that US-tennis is in decline, but that much??:confused:
     
  27. rommil

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    That's a good catchy song but the video is lame, Taio sings " I wanna celebrate and live my life" while he keeps looking down like he's looking for something. Good dance song, lame energy from singer, lame generic video.......
     
  28. bad_call

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    crap...didn't have the speakers turned on. was trying to pick out the next gf. :)
     
  29. AlpineCadet

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    Revival. I'm in for Jolly vs Drak, though I'm sure JD won't show up unless he's got his wig and trench coat prepared.
     
  30. AlpineCadet

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    Been awhile. I'm on my "healthy" kick now, watered down 7-11 Gatorade for me. No more diet coke.

    110 Hooters not as good as the A team. At least the Jets won.
     
  32. dennis10is

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    Just my take, but I don't think so.

    In many ways, this fake gentlemanlike behavior is repressive and completely dishonest.
     
  33. alidisperanza

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    Yeah. I miss my CenterSeat A team... oogle. Dennis, have you been working on my "special serve?"
     
  34. tennis_balla

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    Sums it all up for both sides....

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    Hahhahahah nice
     
  36. your name

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  37. your name

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    Also jayoub95.
     
  38. Cooper_Tecnifibre4

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    Did I mention that " your_name " has been banned countless times and has been labelled a " cheapskate" ?

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  39. Torres

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    This is a 6 star thread!!

    Will have to read it all when I have some more time, but the number of people on these boards who talk themselves up, think they're two NTRP levels higher than they actually are is extraordinary. Too many people talking the talk and not walking the walk.

    Have drakulie and jollyroger actually played a match against each other now?
     
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  40. Torres

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    That's what Bradley Klahn thought before he played Jankovic.

    No disrepect to you Tony - you've got a cracking game, but WTA No.1 / No.2 aint no joke, even at your level.
     
  41. Tennis Dunce

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    So Tony, what about Clint Thomson, that'd be interesting match eh?
     
  42. LeeD

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    I hope for all the best for Clint.
    Anyone know how he did trying to Q in WesternEurope and NW Africa this fall?
    Has he ever actually made the main draw in a real tournament?
     
  43. Tennis Dunce

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    We'll never know...you pissed him off and ran him outta here...now we're stuck with TonLars...
     
  44. Tennis Dunce

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    Boom roasted...just kiddin
     
  45. LeeD

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    Well, his ego was gradioso, having beaten JurgenMelzer in OZ.
     
  46. zapvor

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    lets all be real here-

    LeeD will continue to talk the talk, but NOT ever post a single picture/link/reference/video/etc of him even holding a tennis racket. My theory is he has a brain tumor and cannot stop lying.
     
  47. KHS

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    ttwarrior's 130mph serve =\
     
  48. tes

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    Lay off him a bit.
    Leed already explained himself on this one on another thread.
    He is going through some very tough economic times and can't afford a camera. But for the grace of God there go us.
     
  49. dr325i

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    But he also met up with some of other posters, couldn't he ask them to bring the camera?
    Spending so much time on-line, I would assume he has his own computer. No old pictures/videos with all that huge history and experience?
    Hard to believe, but, of course, possible...
     
  50. Torres

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    And yet he can afford a computer, internet connection, tennis equipment, court hire, tennis balls etc?

    Not that I'm going to get into this debate as everyone's personal circumstances are their own, but you can get a digital camera with video function for as little as $20 dollars. Most people's cell phones also have built in camera/video recording functionality.
     
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