Predict Sunday headlines

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  1. sureshs

    sureshs Bionic Poster

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    Which ones will be seen?


    Nadal tops Federer again

    Nadal does it again

    Federer comes up short

    Federer fails in bid for French Open title

    Federer's hopes of calendar Grand Slam dashed

    Federer's hopes of career Grand Slam dashed

    Rod Laver still the greatest of all time

    Is Federer destined to go down like Sampras without winning the French?

    Agassi still only man to win Slams on all four surfaces

    Federer to retire after loss
     
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  2. dima

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    i pick the last one
     
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  3. drakulie

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    all of them. At some point every one of those points will be addressed shortly after sunday.
     
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  4. Morrissey

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    Nadal wins 3rd in a row. Fed trolls run for the hills.
     
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  5. sureshs

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    To finish my post,

    Nadal's streak ends

    Federer completes Career Slam

    Federer gets rid of Sampras ghost

    Laver congratulates Federer

    Federer finds winning formula

    Has Roger finally conquered Rafa?

    Federer equals Agassi's record

    Federer relieved at win

    Is Federer already the greatest of all time?

    Federer: the new King of clay

    Rafa says Roger best in the world, no?

    Rafa too young to retire, says uncle Tony
     
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  6. rrhstennis

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    Federer does what zookeeper couldn't - Puts Topspin Monkey down
     
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    "The Fed-express doesnt stop at Paris"
     
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    "Federer crowned greatest of all time: it's official"
     
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    The News From Paris: Still In Jail.

    If only.
     
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  11. Feña14

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    "Federer get's monkey of his back and completes career Grand Slam!"
     
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  12. a guy

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    Federer shuts up losers on TT forum.
     
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  13. dh003i

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    Win or lose, it's pretty impressive for Federer to have made his 8th GS final appearance in a row.

    If he loses, he's made 8 finals in a row, only losing 2 to Nadal on clay. How is that not impressive?
     
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  14. Zaragoza

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    "Rod Laver still the greatest of all time"

    This one will not change whatever happens on Sunday.
     
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  15. Kim

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    Forum losers die.
     
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  16. J-man

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    You should have made this a poll. I'm going to pick the first one. But I do want Federer to win on Sunday
     
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  17. Shaolin

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    Neither will the fact that 3 out of the 4 of Laver's majors were on grass.
     
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  18. sureshs

    sureshs Bionic Poster

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    Or that Agassi won on all surfaces
     
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  19. deucecourt

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    FED WINS AND THEN CELEBRATES BUY CRYING LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD. You guys remember Feds speech at the 06 AO...
     
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  20. Mr Topspin

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    Federer says next he wants Rafa's clay court streak!

    Rafa "I want Wimby to go with my Frenchy, no!".

    Rafa is a hat trick hero.

    Fed realises his potential and completes the career slam!

    Fed Ex finally delivers the elusive slam!

    The king is dead, long live the King!

    Lord of the court; Return of the KING!
     
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  21. Feña14

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    "The Artful Roger makes a Dickens of Nadal!" (clever? ;) )​

    "Federer get's monkey of his back and completes career Grand Slam!"


    Those would be the ones that i'd like to see if Federer can pull it off.​
     
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  22. clymb420

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    This is my pick.
     
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  23. dennis10is

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    Federer and Nadal decided to both defaulted from the finals.
     
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  24. jmsx521

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    These are funny!
     
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  25. forzainter

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    if yer going to mock him for showing his emotions, try spelling 'by' right next time, no?
     
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  26. Defcon

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    Sunday Bloody Sunday

    I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

    With or Without You (sung while wistfully looking at the cup)
     
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  27. jamumafa

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    "Booted in the Nads."


    "Fed up of f***ing losing!!"
     
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    Federer wins French Open, morphs into ball of light, returns to mother ship.
     
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  29. scineram

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    Federer vs Nadal in todays Roland Garros final

    The long awaited showdown of the world no. one and two players starts at 1500 CET. The rematch of last years final....
     
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  30. TheNatural

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    Clay King burys the Fedex in the Roland Garros dirt.
     
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  31. TheNatural

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    I thought that was pretty good
     
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  32. princess bossass

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    Princess Bossass's Head Explodes as Fed Loses 5th Set Tiebreaker, Nadal Triumphs
     
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  34. @wright

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    I doubt the headline will be have a spelling error, you moron.
     
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  35. @wright

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    This is the only one that's correct, as the match will not have been decided yet on Sunday.
     
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  36. princess bossass

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    Internet headlines...?
     
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  37. TheNatural

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    Are you predicting a 9 hour match moron?

     
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  38. Serve 'em hard

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    Ah, you beat me to it. I was going to post something like "Henin wins French Open..."
     
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  39. herosol

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    Nadal Routes Federer...gg
     
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  40. @wright

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    I'm proud of you for spelling that long word correctly. Now get to your chores or no tv!
     
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  41. scineram

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    If anyone wins in fifth set tiebreak at Roland Garros ever my head will also explode.
     
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  42. princess bossass

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    Lol

    LOL! Yeah, okay, oops, got me there. How about, "After the 13th Deuce of the 28th Game of the Fifth set... Nadal Wins!"--BOOM!
     
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  43. SER

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    Federer Spanks Monkey For First Time In Paris
     
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  44. Eviscerator

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    Probably something close to one of these two if TW posters were writing the headlines;

    Nadal is the GOAT and Federer rightly decides he should have never taken up tennis to begin with.

    or

    Federer is the GOAT and Nadal should commit suicide for embarrassing his current and all future generations.
     
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  45. okdude1992

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    LOL... these are the funniest although both blatantly wrong!!!
     
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  46. Alexandros

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    Roger Solves Rafa Riddle.
     
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  47. FedUp

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    Rafa...King on Clay!

    Honestly, I hope that Federer wins. Regardless, neither Nadal nor Federer can compare with the 'real' king of clay....Borg.;)
     
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  48. TheNatural

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    It's still SUnday, you can go on google and check all the headlines now moron.

     
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  49. Morrissey

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    Just go to Yahoo Tennis and you got yourself a beautiful title. You can also go to ATPtennis.com
     
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  50. War Safin!

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    "NO SHAME FOR FEDERER - NADAL IS A CLAY-COURT PIMP"
     
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