Preemptive fed-hater thread

Discussion in 'Pro Match Results and Discussion' started by Agassifan, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. Agassifan

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    Hey why wait till the match gets over

    Djokovic was tired
    Fed was lucky
    20% nadal would've bageled federer
    fed is overrated
    he won most of his slams in the weak era

    (in case he loses):
    he is the biggest choker ever
    he is the MOAT

    I hope I've covered it all. Let's move on
     
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  2. Spidy

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    Djokovic choked.
     
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  3. namelessone

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    Simple solution.Don't answer fed haters and they won't have ammo or as the saying goes "don't feed the trolls".Don't acknowledge them and they will go back their caves.
     
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  4. Breaker

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    Federer tanked.
     
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  5. Agassifan

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    God is a fed-****
     
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  6. Agassifan

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    Don't worry. He'll be done dominating in a year from now.
     
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  7. boojay

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    they made the side of the court fed was hitting to bigger and the one djokovic hitting to smaller, then somehow kept the court advantage when they switched sides. those *******s.

    also the sun was always in djoker's eyes and fed was using a 91-inch racquet giving himself a larger sweetspot than usual.

    fed plays dirty.
     
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  8. DragonBlaze

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    Lucky for the competition he didn't actually try ;)
     
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  9. Underhand

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    I hate Đoković and proud of it.
     
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  10. RalphNYC

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    Federer's babies are arrogant. They don't even say hi when other people walk in the room.
     
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  11. JankovicFan

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    Federer sucked less.
     
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  12. flyinghippos101

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    If Nadal wasn't too busy tending to his knees, he would've messed up Djokovic and Roger
     
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  13. Carsomyr

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    Djokovic is washed up; it's not like Federer accomplished anything by beating up on him.
     
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  14. Aabye

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    You missed one: "This tournament isn't that important, wait until the USO. Nadal, Murray and Djokovic are just saving themselves for the Slams now"
     
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  15. Rippy

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    This tournament win has an asterix, as Federer didn't beat any top 4 players, who he is clearly incapable of beating and would have lost to if he met the-

    Oh, wait...
     
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  16. Fedace

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    Lets put the VOODOO curse on Roger.
    hhhhuuuuuuhhhhrrrrrrrrhhuhhhhh,,,,,,,,Roger You will NOT win the US oopennnnnn.... YOu will Lose to Rafa in the Semis.....You will eat a hotdog from Ashe STaaaaadiummmmmmm the night before the semis annnndd you will have diarrheaaaaa all nighthh and you will lose to Nadllldalllll..................
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  17. Carsomyr

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    This wasn't funny when you posted it the first time.
     
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  18. Sentinel

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    Lucky for Federer that Delpotro wasn't playing.

    Anyway, Djokovic wanted Federer to win this for Myla and Charlene's sake, he's not a *bag like Tsonga for beating the great Fed.
     
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  19. Djokovic was tired
    Fed was lucky
    20% nadal would've bageled federer
    fed is overrated
    he won most of his slams in the weak era
    Djokovic was tired
    Fed was lucky
    20% nadal would've bageled federer
    fed is overrated
    he won most of his slams in the weak era
     
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  20. Fedace

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    It wasn't supposed to be funny.... I really don't want Roger to win the US open...... He is a grand slam Hoffer and he needs to be stopped.......
    We need Nadal to win the US open and restart the Rivalry...
     
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  21. flyinghippos101

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    You're not funny...
     
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  22. DarthMaul

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    Sorry, but I don't see Nadal winning on fast hardcourts against an in-form Fed.
     
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  23. PowerVu

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    FedEx is the luckiest tennis player on solar system.

    In less than 2 months that Nadal was injured he grabbed 2 Grand Slams and
    4000 points and now he takes advantage of Nadal's injury and
    Djoko's tiredness also Murray's Chokes.

    When Fed wins, it means the opponent's
    Double faults or Unforced errors have
    risen up.

    You tell me was it Federer's winner or
    Soderling and Roddick's unforced errors
    which dedicated the Grand Slam championship to FedEx?

    Hey, Roger, I envy your LUCK not your
    way of playing!
     
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  24. DarthFed

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    Damn another new troll?
     
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  25. jamesblakefan#1

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    Don't you have some 15 y.o. kids to hit on in the picture thread or something? :lol:
     
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  26. <3tennis!!!

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    but but nah man they look 21 or something i swear!!!!
     
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  27. Noveson

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    Ugh I'm tired of this I want my great Nadal-Fed finals back!
     
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  28. Lifted

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    I disagree. Goofarp Gleeboglorp from the ANTP (Association of Neptunian Tennis Professionals) is the luckiest player in our solar system.

    He completely side-stepped an injured Bleego Blabbunasis, with whom he has a losing 25-4 H2H, to win the Flarkon Open, the Drindanian Open and Wollaxion.

    You can't get any luckier than that, IMO.
     
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  29. Fedfan1234

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    Some famous and not so famous quotes on luck:

    "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."

    “I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.”

    “Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it”

    “Luck is believing you're lucky.”

    “Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”

    “Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.”
     
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  30. Sentinel

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    LOL !!! Boy that was funny.

    I wonder how those things play on a gaseous planet, though. No, i don't wanna know :twisted:
     
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  31. sh@de

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    I'll bet they float.
     
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