Proposal To Make Women's Tennis Intresting

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  1. Anonymous

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    The following players are required to have absolutely no clothes on except for shoes, socks, and hats (head apparel):

    Tatiana Golovin (I love this girl now!)
    Maria Sharapova (What a babe)
    Anna Kournikova (You know you love the body)
    Daniela Hantuchova (It might look sick, though)
    Ashley Harkleroad (Yum!)
     
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  2. Anonymous

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    Add Schett and Hingis to the list, as well. :D

    I know this sounded really weird, but I for one would be MUCH more intrested in women's tennis!! I'm not kidding. On top of it, only men are allowed in the stadium (14 and up, I gotta be included!) and a large replay screen that zooms in alot to replace the scoreboard!)




    daer siht gniht sdrawkcab, st'I lla a ekoj!
    m'I ton siht kcis!!
     
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  3. Max G.

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    on tihs s'ti a ekoj!
     
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  4. VamosRafa

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    I hesitated to respond to this post, given its juvenile-ness, but I've seen a few such posts here lately.

    And I thought I'd make this comment. This is a tennis board. There are many places you can go to watch/enjoy things which are not tennis-related. (I'm trying to be kind here.)

    Having said that, I will say I enjoy watching certain male players play in sleeveless shirts.

    But I don't want to see the guys playing tourneys without shirts and shorts. And I don't want to see the women wearing any less than what they are already wearing. They are all but in bikinis already.

    It takes away from the tennis, in my view. Lots of guys/gals can look great in next to nothing (that's why they are called models).

    But what matters with tennis players is what they can do on court. If they can look great doing what matters, well, that's cool. But if they can't, but can produce the goods on court, that's cool, too.

    But they should be clothed in the process.

    Susan
     
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  5. roundiesee

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    You are really too kind Susan......
     
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  6. @wright

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    I don't know about juvenile, infantile maybe?
     
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  7. Feña14

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    MaSha that is very wierd.

    I wouldn't ever say anything like that, if you find them attractive then fair enough but you just can't talk about women like that.

    I'm sure there are some people who have a criminal record and are in prison who would have the same ideas. At least your only 14 and hopefully you will grow out of it.

    Good luck with overcoming your erm.... certain urges. :) I know you said it's a joke but what ever gave you the idea to write that?

    -Liam
     
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  8. a verrry large duck

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    hee hee i see this post being deleted very soon, don't wanna potentially offend the female customers who may end up taking their money elsewhere.
     
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  9. Emma Knightley

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    um, you guys, he did say it was a joke.
     
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  10. Stinkdyr

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    agree that the sistahs and davenportly should have to wear more clothing.
     
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