I recently saw a thread about how many threads does it take to change a lightbulb, so this gave me this idea...made me think of the joke: how many aggies does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. one to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the ladder. also another aggie joke: why can't aggies make bbq beans? they keep falling through the grill. ok: some yo mama jokes: yo mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out...yo mama is so poor i went over to her house and 2 mice tripped me and a rat stole my wallet. also i heard this joke yesterday in my finite math class: a prof walked in and asked: do any of your students text message during class? if so...they should practice safe text. well...just wondering what kinda jokes you guys can come up with.