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    It's been a hard day's night. I've been workin' like a dawg !

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    "Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
    -- Herb Caen

    "And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
    -- Earl Mac Rauch


    "Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
    -- Ambrose Bierce


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    "My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."
    -- Mike Myers

    "There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey."
    -- John Ruskin

    "You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience."
    -- Stanislaw J. Lec

    "One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."

    -- Rita Mae Brown
     
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    Loll i love how the gray dog just runs off
     
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    That had me worried for a while. Kind of strange to just sit and video the goings-on. (Was it you?) :shock:
     
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    "How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."
    -- Ronald Reagan

    "In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning."
    -- A. E. Housman

    "We are the people our parents warned us about."
    -- Jimmy Buffett

    "To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered."
    -- Voltaire
     
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    Yeah, he's alive

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    That is freaking awesome.
     
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    I was taking some pictures of the landscape and these guys came in between ...

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    lol loving these pix
     
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    This must be the legendary Mr. Piscine Molitor Patel aka Pi Patel with the magnificent Richard Parker.

    Sentinel, i assume these names ring a bell to you?

     
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    My in-house moderator who won't let me post offensive stuff ...
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    Thanks. Yesterday took a walk to a park nearby. A dog has just given birth to 6 or 7 pups of all colors ranging from white to black. The mother (brown) was curled up, and one black pup curled up over her. Wish i had my camera !

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    Last post for today !

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    My girlfriend thinks that I am a stalker. Well, she is not exactly my girlfriend. Yet.
     
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    Love at first sight ...

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    I was baby-sitting the other day..

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    Smart ass

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    Damn, is this how Fed slants his head and watches the ball?

     
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    Yup, he's deciding whether to challenge the serve or not.
     
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    Guide to Sleep positions.

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    Pillow

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    ^^Is that the big dog's dinner?

    I thought the skateboard video was going to be one of those 'kid takes a nasty header' things. Glad it wasn't.

    Keep 'em coming Sentinel, good stuff. OK, you want a joke:

    Marilyn, of Boston, Mass.,
    stood in water up to her ankles.

    It doesn't rhyme now,
    but wait 'till the tide comes in!
     
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    Yo momma so fat...a helicopter tried to land her back because she had a malcolm x jacket on.

    yo momma so dumb....it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.


    yo house so small....I threw a rock in it and hit errbody.


    yo house so dirty....the roaches drive jeeps.


    yo momma so short....she have to stand on a nickel to pi$$ over a dime.


    ya'll so poor...I saw your momma kickin a can down the street and I ask her.....what chu doin? she said...."we moooovin"
     
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    Something sweet to finish off...

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    Senti just can't get over lion and tiger cubs ...

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    Anyone lost a cat ?

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    Anyone lost a bunch of cats ?

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    A tennis ball walks into a bar, and the barman says "Have you been served?"
     
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    "One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child."
    -- Randall Jarrell

    "Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
    -- Lily Tomlin

    "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
    -- Anonymous
     
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    It was Brigadier Alister Lethbridge Stewart on Doctor Who.

    "Why do married men die sooner than their wives? Because they want to."

    Henny Youngmen
     
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    It's true, that guy Anonymous had a lot of good ones.
     
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    heart warming pic ...
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    New arrivals ...

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    Starting young ...

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