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  1. Sentinel

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    "Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time."
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    "What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."
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    "The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps."
    -- Benjamin Disraeli

    "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
    -- George Burns
     
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    Guess who walked by my window ?

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    Sentinel, old sport, (I saw The Great Gatsby a couple weeks ago,) I watched that pulsating coastline thing for an embarrassingly long time and I'm baffled. Hint? :confused:
     
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    Fractals.

    The measure of a coastline is amazingly dependent upon the length of the ruler, grasshopper.
     
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    Bullseye!

    10 loose tires!
     
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    I too watched it a bit too long before I realized there was a loop in there. Someone else says he found where it's looped but I didn't have the desire to waste time doing that.

    BTW, today (April 1st), my cursor (mouse) is jumping around in my browser (firefox) off and on. Not sure if this is some FF trick or what. I am on a Mac so can't be some virus. I deactivated an app i had just installed the other day, but it persists. Anyone else facing that?
     
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    Please never go to Kohl's.


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    nice wallpaper ;)
     
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    Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

    -- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
    "A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
    -- Rodney Dangerfield

    "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
    -- Douglas Adams

    "Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
    -- Maurice Chevalier
     
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    Saw that in the news... driver jumped out, but the co driver was still in the truck, when it fell down the cliffs.
    Luckily the guy survived it with some fractured bones.
     
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    Sentinel,

    I read your sig about all the spaying and hope all are doing well and you got a good deal.
     
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    lol @ the rodney dangerfield one
     
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    Yes, all have had their surgeries and are recovering. I'll be bringing the pups home today, the mother had her surgery yesterday.

    They did give me a discount since these are stray dogs and they also have kept them in their Kennels during recovery since I have no place to keep them. They've been very nice. I've been extremely nervous past few days which is why I've been trying to take my mind off by logging onto this forum every now and then and posting some rubbish :)
     
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    This pales in comparison with what Rajinikanth can do.
     
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    We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate eggs.

    I can't help but feel there is a massive gap in information somewhere.
     
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    wow what the he!!. i thought it was funny how he hit himself by the door when he went to open it originally.
     
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    ^ I never noticed that he hit himself going in. Now it sort of reminds me of Terminator, those huge trucks.
     
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    I guess she did that on purpose, sort of...I'd feel better if the video showed her surfacing.
     
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    The federal trade commission became aware of a large number of injuries resulting from men stepping into their underwear and getting a foot tangled and toppling over from standing on one foot and hurting themselves.

    It was much more serious among obese men.

    Regulation was issued, requiring the the following label on all underwear, waist size 44 and over:

    ***WARNING--BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL THIS PRODUCT***
    SIT YO' FAT ASS DOWN!!!

    (Remember, this is a joke. You big guys can stop looking in your underwear.)
     
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    Sentinel, good to see you posting, I was worried that you were really Dick Clark.

    The jumping guy (kid?) has gotta be crazy.
     
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    keep them up please
     
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    "Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
    -- Laurence J. Peter

    "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
    -- Robert Benchley
     
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    Stupid Pig. Its obvious the dog just wants to play.

    Oh well in 6 months Ill have that pig on my smoker
     
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    lol that is hilarious
     
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    a pic of dennis10s :D
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    Spot the comet in the sky

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    Here's a pic of the house I've just moved into. At night I hear screams and wails coming from another wing. Do you think I should investigate, or just leave things as they are ?

    My House
     
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    That house is Amazing! :p reminds me of that famous lodge in yellow stone park next to old faithful

    investigate investigate too
     
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    Do you think I should walk down the deserted corridors at night with a candle in one hand, and a gun in the other and start shooting in the general direction of the screams and wails?

    Should I call the cops and risk looking like a nutjob who believes in ghosts and such.

    Do you think the locals want to scare me off, so they could use this as a hooch or drug joint ?

    Should i flood that entire wing with a hosepipe ? Should i set it on fire, will teach the scoundrels (or ghosts) the lesson of their life, hehe.
     
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    ^^I think the locals just wanna use it as a Hooch!

    when you hear screams just scream back
     

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