Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Leelord337, Nov 21, 2007.
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Avatar Username Mixups .... cont'd
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Thanks, Tom. Genius on your part to save these.
AT&T, nice. Gonna start working with them soon
Senti, I think kiki was just being... kiki, and trolling you with that avatar 8)
You didn't see the avatar mixups of r24, kiki and stringertom. you cannot have two avatars at the same time.
LOL, next time the forum upgrades, i will slyly keep changing my ava with other people's and point it out as a bug....
Lies. Pure lies.
You just got 7r0113d. Deal with it.
Actually I didn't. I use a browser and i had no issues. Someone on a mobile phone had these issues and poasted the pics to me.
I just poasted them on the forum for giggles and 5417.
I am not getting a gif of this so you will have to click
One of these should work.
Is this sureshs when he was 3 years old?
Yes, sureshs when he saw Nadal's draw at RG 2015.
sureshs with the man boobs at age 3! I am impressed!
Did you hear about the magician who became obsessed with getting a packrat to stop chewing up the wiring in his car? He really wanted to pull a habit out of a rat.
This reminds me of my current neurological condition...I am dain bramaged but my less sophisticated friends just say I'm nucking futs!
That video makes me laugh each time. His movement was a lot better back then.
"Pull those pants up and stand up straight, young man!!"
Two senior citizens are pushing their carts around Walmart, looking left and right, when they collide head-on.
The first guy says to the second guy,"Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can’t find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?"
"Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"She can wait. Let's look for yours."
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
Mirka looking good ....
A priest, a doctor and an engineer are playing golf, and encounter a foursome ahead of them playing incredibly slowly. "What's the holdup here?" they ask one of the course attendants. "Oh, those are a group of fireman who responded last year when the clubhouse burned down, and they were all blinded in the fire. We let them play here now, but since they're blind, they play pretty slowly," said the attendant. "Oh that's terrible," said the priest, "I'm going to go back to church later and pray for them." "Oh, I know a terrific ophthalmologist, maybe he can be of help to them," said the doctor. The engineer then chimed in, "why don't they play at night?"
The optimist says "the glass is half full," the pessimist says "the glass is half empty," the engineer says "the specifications of the glass are all wrong, it's twice as large as it needs to be!"
A golf twosome, two guys who had never met, began playing one slow afternoon and managed to catch up with a slow-playing twosome of ladies playing in front of them. After several holes of waiting on every shot, one of the guys decided to approach the ladies to ask if they could play through. He hopped in the cart, rode up nearby the ladies but made a U-turn before talking to them. The other fellow asked him what happened. He explained: "I got up there and recognized they were my wife and my girlfriend, so please go up there for me!" The other guy hopped in the cart, rode up and also made a U-turn. He came back and sheepishly explained, "It's a small world, isn't it?"
If you don't behave yourselves and stop trolling your mouths off, Tio Salamanca is gonna unleash the Ding-Ding on your Boom-Boom.
LOL, this was FOD's sig. I might steal it some day.
I just bumped the Judmoo thread...so many cool poasts from FOD. Man, I miss him!
FOD's opinion of Djokovic's forehand:
As attractive as Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini in the middle of a wax embargo.
From another thread :
I met an engineer in a cafeteria recently and told him the engineering jokes posted above. He responded with his own: "a mechanical engineer designs weapons, a civil engineer designs targets." I didn't find it funny either.
Isaac Newton was an impostor and a fake. He received coaching from an apple.
-- Sir LoneWolf'
The good old times.
Chico walks into the Doctor's office visible rattled, and he shows the doctor a horrible rash in his neck.
The doctor tells him: "Don't worry, that's just some xenophobia"
-- Contributed by Sir FOD.
My joke, which just came to me after reading Yahoo News...
"Bill Cosby walks into a pharmacy."
Michelein Man cookie dough flesh
Making love with Fedace & Suresh
Grinding spraying rising Cortex
LeeD 4.0 sucked into a polar vortex
Suresh GOATing on Fedace's tummy
LeeD looking anything but
KPS88 NTRP 4.5 glory
Fedace unbanned so he can complete his story
Brown broken c*nd*ms
LeeD WristAssist ticklers
A passenger of mine on the pedicab yelled out to pedestrians as we passed them on the sidewalk, "I'm riding and you're not! Doesn't it make you peanut butter and jealous?"
Lol, he must have delirious after getting his first whiff of 4S spray, from your underarms.
He got nothing...that was a short ride. I save the 4S spritzing for my extreme rides.
HAHAHAHA. I hope you guys weren't riding through a rough neighborhood. If you were, your next move should have probably been to push your passenger off the pedicab, and start pedaling really, really fast.
You save that for the Scottsdale MILFS, do you?
I actually spat my drink out laughing at this. Gotta admit, that's hilarious.
Personally I find that image arousing but there you go.
That guy was a riot. But got into a tiff too many and then was banned. Serves him right. But i hear he has done public penance at MTF (harassing Chico) so i think God has forgiven him all his sins
I secreted this in another thread, but I'll add it here anyway.
@sureshs is so old that if you want to get in touch with him, instead of texting him, you would probably have better luck if you use a Ouija.
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