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  1. Vcore89

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    sureshs is singular in a plural form. May I suggest it be called MONOPOLYsaturated?:D
     
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    If I saturate my monofilament polyester string with loads of 4S, will I develop amazing topspin on all my strokes to the extent that Div. 3 girls I play will be happy with a bagel and half a breadstick??? Or is it a monopoly that Poobs runs like the 19th century railroad baron, Cornelius Pooberbilt???:eek:
     
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    Div III girls will be all-too-delirious, with joy, when they watch him dispense incongruous but grandiose tips and tricks, so much so they’ll voluntarily splay themselves—in full grandeur--in the middle of the court to be sprayed with a drum [or 400 lbs minimum] of trademarked Railroaded sureshsius Poobervilt Premium Lube.:D
     
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    I'm starting to think someone isn't impressed by red-blooded American values...:rolleyes:
     
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