Really tough question...

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Really tough question....

  1. Option 1

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  3. Cant decide

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  1. Shaolin

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    If you had to decide between these 2 options what would you do?

    Option 1: Play a best of 3 set match with any pro of your choice on any surface (Sampras, Federer, Moya ect.)

    or...

    Option 2: Getting to "hook up" with anyone of your choice (Halle Berry, Cameron Diaz, some surpermodel, etc)


    I thought of this in a very bored moment but I think its a tough decision. I think I would choose option 1, and play Sampras or Rios on a medium-slow hardcourt or clay although its hard to not choose option 2.
     
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  2. Kevin Patrick

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    I love tennis, but c'mon. Option 2 of course. Provided I get to bring my camera along.
     
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  3. Camilio Pascual

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    I picked Option #1, as I can accomplish both options by playing with Amanda Coetzer. (sorry, Carmen Electra) I'd pick as fast a surface as possible.
     
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  4. Frodo Baggins

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    Interesting!!! I'll get back to yeah on that ...
     
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  5. jayserinos99

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    option 2 because option 1 wouldn't last all too long.
     
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  6. cantaloupe

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    I'd take option 1 IF I get to play with Anna Pornikova, or Maria Sharapova. Nathalie Dechy would be fine too. Other than these 3, give me any supermodel, doesnt matte which one lol
     
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  7. jmckinney

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    Option 1, I would play johnny mac on centre court at wimbledon.
     
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  8. @wright

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    Well the thing is, any of us would get killed so bad against any pro that it would probably just be downright depressing. I'd rather hang out and drink beer with my choice of player than play against him.
     
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  9. sliceroni

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    I'm going to go with Alan, better to hang out and have a good time, rather than get double bageled with minimal exchange of words. But to answer your question Option 1 Becker on grass.
    Option 2 if I wasn't thinking of getting engaged.
     
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  10. joebedford

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    I'm married. so I'd play Ginepri at some no-name court in Atlanta somewhere.
     
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  11. david aames

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    Enjoy your beer with Lendl. Haha. And make sure he changes to plain clothes before you guys go 'hang out'. The all Adidas outfit won't look too good at the mall...
     
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  12. ucd_ace

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    I chose number two; however, I would want to be hooked up with Maria Sharapova and that would lead to getting to play with her which would be the most I would hope for out of the number one option. I figure this way she'd go easier on me, and if not, she's just one of the many who would play two golden sets against me so I might as well have some other things to keep me interested in the match.

    I don't know if any of you are or have watched the Sharapova-Serena match, but can anybody see how obvious it is that she wants me? or is it just me?
     
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  13. joebedford

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    I hope all of you pervs who want to "play" with the 16-year-old Sharapova are all 16 yourselves..... :wink:
     
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  14. @wright

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    LMAO Ucd Ace. BTW, I was playing at a YMCA the other night and there were two homosexual guys playing on an adjacent court and I couldn't help but notice they cuddled on the bench at the changeover. After I struggled to hold my dinner down, I made sure I looked away during their changeovers. I guess the cuddling at the changeover is what you guys have in mind wanting option #1 with a female pro?
     
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  15. david aames

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    Well, I LOOK 16. I guess.
     
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  16. david aames

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    Tennis g@y? You must be kidding me. It has to be the YMCA... Try to hit the country club next time.
     
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  17. @wright

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    I know, David, it looks like YMCA ****-erotics aren't just for the Village People anymore!
     
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  18. andreh

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    I'd play Edberg on grass. I already have the girl I want. Boring answer, but that's the way it is. But a fun conundrum it was!
     
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  19. david aames

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    Here we go again... In the middle of a serious conversation trying to handle the G word and someone suddenly brings up Edberg. Hmm.
     
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  20. joe sch

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    Option 1 is priceless for a real tennis player fan, Option 2 is risky business, I personally would stay away from Hollywood types :wink:
     
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  21. Frodo Baggins

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    Thats easy : hang with Moya Then play mixed doubles with moya. : :D so 2 first then 1 after ... 8)
     
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  22. Morpheus

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    Really Ivy, isn't Moya a little tall for you? What are you going to do, gaze into his kneecaps? And you'll have to do something about those leathery feet of yours.
     
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  23. M C

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    please every straight man choose 2. I love tennis but most everyone would go out there and not even be able to compete. Unless you are a pro, there are lower levels of players you can play and get the same results...even though it would be amazing playing the legends. Or play Sharapova and try to hit on her because she is my age :D :D
     
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  24. Tenny

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    Option 2 but will stalk Alan

    Thanks for the challenge!

    I'd go for Option 2. But I want Liz Taylor or Audrey Hepburn in their 20s (or Juliette Louis). But I will also stalk Alan so that I can follow him and the player of his choice to wherever they go for beer.
     
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  25. david aames

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    Re: Option 2 but will stalk Alan

    Better. Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina. Remember there is a tennis court where she lives? If she bores you, you always can go and practise your serve.
     
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  26. Rabbit

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    I seriously doubt that option 2 would last longer than option 1..... 8)

    I'd go with option 1, because it would last longer.
     
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  27. david aames

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    You're an animal, Rabbit.
     
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  28. ucd_ace

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    Well, I"m 18... so since she turns 17 in a month there will be a one year difference in our ages. I hate to point out your ignorance making you... not ignorant, but you can maintain the idea if it helps you go to bed at night. Also, I made a point in saying that I would chose the second option of being hooked up with her and that that would most likely lead to us playing tennis. Besides all this, you are just jealous of what Maria and I have.
     
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  29. jayserinos99

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    ouch rabbit ouch ahhahahahah! then again, you're not called rabbit for nothing!! 8)
     
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  30. Rabbit

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    I prefer the term prolific

    :lol: :oops:
     
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  31. @wright

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    She's still not legal UCD Ace.
     
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  32. cantaloupe

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    Re: Option 2 but will stalk Alan

    WTF Juliette Lewis??? she does not belong in that lis with the other 2. She's got a porkie pie face and I dont recall her having a great figure, now if it was Uma Thurman... huba huba huba :D
     
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