Roger Federer Bag Check

Discussion in 'Pros' Racquets and Gear' started by Fed Kennedy, Feb 19, 2011.

  1. Fed Kennedy

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    I have never seen the Fed bag check...

    I can only surmise:

    Vial of Goat milk.
    6 kps88s painted as blx90s
    27 hermes scarfs
    Reservoir Dogs Dvd
    Espresso Machine
    Half a mil in bearer bonds stolen from Van Zant

    Queen live at wembley
    Lip gloss
    Satellite phone direct connect to Phil Knight

    Puka shell necklace
    Stunner shades
     
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  2. slice it

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    Very accurate...
     
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  3. Djokolate

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    hehe..........
     
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  4. The Djoker

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    Everyone knows his bags are filled with Ferrero Rocher chocolates...I've seen actual video footage...
     
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  5. pudelko

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    We all know his bags are stuffed with towels stolen from his last match, remember? :)
     
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  6. domhas1

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    Or Lindt chocolates...
     
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  7. Djokolate

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    yepp :) hehe
     
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  8. vandre

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    this is all in the racquet bag, correct? if so, what about his infamous "man-purse"?
     
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  9. Devilito

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    hmmm, can't argue with that list.
     
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  10. cnr1guy

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    Don't forget his rolex :)
     
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  11. Cooper_Tecnifibre4

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    It's called a SATCHEL! And Indy has one.
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  12. SirGounder

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    What's a hermes scarf?
     
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  13. Djokolate

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    like a bandana with patterns on it. but tie it as a scarf.
    actually that's a bad description. here's a picture.
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Nextman916

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    The phone actually has a diamond encrusted RF logo and connects to Anna Wintour's as well.
     
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  15. christo

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    tissues.........
     
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  16. Djokolate

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    ...........
     
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  17. Tennis Dunce

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    Bush cd

    ...ugggh, hey Rog...you know your friend plays in Bush...right!?
     
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  18. Djokolate

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    The REAL Roger Federer Bag Check.
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. eidolonshinobi

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    I like how his GOAT pills are disguised as potassium pills.

    Also that man really takes care of his hair haha
     
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  20. stringertom

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    Missing cans of...

    If bag check is for a Slam, nobody noticed the missing 7 cans of whup-ass. Unfortunately, whup-ass mfr. recently forced to expand "Do NOT open in prescence of Spanish APD-wielding southpaws" disclaimer to also include excessive ball-bouncing Serbs, GHOAT-wearing Czechs, Lotto-clothed Swedes & Argentine flame-throwing prodigies. No room left on label for inspiring pix of Mirka & twins.
     
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