Roger Federer Facts

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  1. JennyS

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    I'm editing this to say this is a PARODY of "jackbauerfacts" tweets on twitter. Check him out:

    http://twitter.com/jackbauerfacts


    1. When Roger Federer loses, tournament organizers have to scratch his name off the trophy.
    2. Tennis balls look forward to being hit by Roger Federer's racquet.
    3. When Grand Slam draws come out, all of the players in Roger Federer's quarter book their plane tickets home.
    4. Roger Federer's left hand has never touched a tennis racquet.
    5. Roger Federer knows where Andy Roddick is going to hit the ball before Andy Roddick does.
    6. Roger Federer makes good players look like clowns.
    7. Roger Federer cause Andy Roddick's hairline to recede.
    8. Roger Federer cause the blackout on "FlashForward."
    9. Superman wears Roger Federer pajamas.
    10. Obiwan Kenobi used a Jedi Mind trick on Roger Federer and got a migraine.
    11. Roger Federer doesn't get beaten. He just gets bored.
    12. Roger Federer learned to hit a tennis ball and walk, in that order.
     
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  3. CHOcobo

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    Roger Federer's left hand touches the racket between rallies.
     
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  4. SuperFly

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    Roger trolls, oh how you are silly.
     
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  5. 13. Federer's first name is Roger.
     
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    God, *******s are so looney.
     
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  7. svijk

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    must say OP has posted some good threads before but this one is a poor effort at humor.

    I am a Fed fan too but wouldn't spend time thinking how i can suck up to him on these boards
     
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  8. RoddickAce

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    I believe this is a chuck norris parody lolz...
     
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  9. nfor304

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    Roger Federer is actually left handed. A condition of his atp membership is that he must use his right hand at all times to give the tour an illusion of competition.
     
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  10. SuperFly

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    14. Roger's last name is Federer.
     
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  11. MajinX

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    lol ppl its a joke and i found alot of the them funny. the roddick one was good.
     
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  12. ninman

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    15. Federer can play with broken strings and still win.
    16. Federer is never lucky, he's just good.
     
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  13. 17. Federer is related to Mun.
     
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  14. BounceHitBounceHit

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    Too bad his Uncle Larry made him switch to his right hand when he was 7 years old.......think how tough he COULD have been! ;) BHBH
     
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    I have to admit this one is pretty funny
     
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  16. kishnabe

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    LoL. When Federer plays his racquet dissapears.
     
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  17. kishnabe

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    Horrible if that was true!! Maybe family rivarly?
     
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  18. MasturB

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    Federer's left hand actually touches the throat of the racket... on backhands... (slice and topspin)

    lol
     
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  19. Agassifan

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    Roger Federer doesn't shank forehands once in a while
     
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  20. JennyS

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    I was doing a Jack Bauer facts parody (although I'm sure the Jack Bauer stuff is a parody of Chuck Norris facts). There's a guy over on twitter called "jackbauerfacts" and he has some really funny ones:
    http://twitter.com/jackbauerfacts

    So for people who think this was just trolling or Fed worshipping, you're wrong!
     
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  21. JennyS

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    I considered writing something like that:D
     
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  22. Gorecki

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    Roger, who's last name is Federer was born in Basel, where coincidently was born a tennis player that goes by the name of Federer, first name Roger.
     
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  23. Gorecki

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    Mun is Friends with Pagony.
     
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  24. Anaconda

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    What is mun?
     
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  25. feetofclay

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    18. Roger Federer has to have his initals on everything to remind him and everyone else who he is.
     
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  26. Ledigs

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    Is this about Nadal?
     
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