Rogers new couch ?

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  1. Roberto

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  2. Andres

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    Roger's new couch:

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    :mrgreen:
     
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  3. shanker

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    That was awesome!
    Can't wait to show my kids.

    Greg
     
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    you mean Rogers Chair?
     
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  5. yellowoctopus

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    I like this one

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  6. Roberto

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    Roger is a wealthy man. I'd expect his new couch to look more like this:

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  8. PimpMyGame

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    ^^^like that but with a great big "RG" in the middle.

    lol
     
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  9. Blinkism

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    Sometimes all it takes is an inspiring couch.
     
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  10. oscar_2424

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    he likes this one better
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  11. MAX PLY

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    Maby yes or maby no. (still waiting for the Mirka "loveseat" joke). Funniest hijacking of a thread ever.
     
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  12. Rhino

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    That ad is great - Murray Hewitt from Flight of the Conchords against RF, what a match-up!
     
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  13. nickynu

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    The inspiring couch has always been a seat of learning, well sofa so good!!


    PS maybe this year Nike will make a 3 piece for roger as this years special wimbledon line---- Suite man sweet!!
     
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  14. sh@de

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    My couch > Rog's. :D.
     
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  15. LurkingGod

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    Is his couch gonna travel around the world with him? Good on him to find the couch that he feels comfortable to be around. I hope he wouldn't break the rule with on-court couching though..
     
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  16. P_Agony

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    Roger shouldn't be thinking of a new couch with the baby on the way. How arrogant can he get?

    Instead of focusing of tennis and his baby, he's thinking about couches. Arrogance at its best.
     
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  17. vmosrafa08

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    His new Couch:

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  18. chiru

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    Ugh not this subject again. There you *******s go again talking about him needing a couch. Just because your guy needs a couch constantly supporting him and keeping him from toppling over doesn't mean that Federer requires a similar crutch.

    Federer has moved beyond that and, with the Genius God-like skills he has, is capable of supporting himself without any couch. Besides, to appease you TARDS he has tried five different couches this year.

    Whatever, it doesn't matter. He's changing surfaces from hard wood to carpet. New surface, new chapter. Thank God the hard wood season is over.
     
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  19. rubberduckies

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    He'll need something like this for Mirka:

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  20. nikdom

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    Nadal's couch allows him to pick his butt. Novak's couch gives him an ego massage. Murray has too many couches. Murray's original couch is always available at the tournaments he plays. Roddick had a famous couch. He now has an old couch passed down from John McEnroe.

    Roger tried a clay couch, it didn't turn out too well - too much slipping and sliding. Roger donated a former couch to Safin. The couch helped Safin relax and win against Roger at the AO a few years ago. Then Safin got rid of the couch. The entire British LTA was using the couch for a little while before dumping the couch.

    Roger is swiss but he prefers Australian couches. His early tennis years were supported by an Australian couch. He tried an older style Australian couch for a little while, but the couch was not comfortable and was too much maintenance. Right now Roger doesn't have a couch - he has Mirka.

    End of story.
     
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    I like this....it shows that a couch is a good metaphor of the life of celebrity tennis coaches.
     
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  23. nickynu

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    guys guys, all this speculation about rogers new couch is becoming quite disruptive for all concerned. Do you think we could just sit on it for a bit?:twisted:
     
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    That looks like its photoshoped...good job though :D
     
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  26. animainmachina

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    F!!! YO COUCH!!!!
     
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  27. The-Champ

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    a bit pretentious I must say. Looks like something the Maharaja of 16th century India would kill for.
     
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  28. Cody

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    Rogar's couch is being delivered straight from the sweet shop :)
     
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  29. chlsmo

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    Willy Wonka makes couches?

    If you have the audacity to poke fun at someone else's misspelling, you should at least triple check your own!
     
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  30. samster

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    I like the selection of couches from this thread. Cool!
     
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  31. samster

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    My couch:

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  32. supersmash

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    Your couch.

    F it.
     
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  33. Cody

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    Yeh, i should.
    Feel free to poke fun at me :)
     
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  34. crazylevity

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    My vote for the best couch goes to this one. It should win the ATP Couch of the Year Award. :)
     
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  35. Cloudy

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    Rafa 's couch has a built in bum picking function

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    sorry Rafa, love you really.
     
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  36. nickynu

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    maybe we should have a "players only, best seat and other couching issues" thread?
     
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  37. nickynu

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    Also has anybody noticed but a lot of the Russian female players on the tour use:) their parents as a couch.
     
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  38. Roberto

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    Maby the threadstarter can decide who the couch of the year award goes two :oops::oops::oops:
    Keep them coming... Willy Wonka is a strong favourite
     
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  39. hoodjem

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    Rather old videos.
     
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  40. Roberto

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    I know...I just saw them myself yesterday... missed them somehow a year ago. I guess they did not show then on TV here in europe
     
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  41. David_Is_Right

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    This is definitely Roger's new couch...

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  42. tangerine

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    Roger got a new couch? To hide behind, right?

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    :lol:
     
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  43. nickynu

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    If you guys were a couch to say roddick would you try the softly softly approach and make him feel comfortable. Or would you be a disciplinarian and decide you were going to take no more of his cheek. Some players like a couch who can be a real pain in his ass!
     
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  44. nickynu

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    Anyone got any tips of how to arrange the logistics of taking a travelling couch on the road with you?
     
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  45. Bud

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    Strap some wheels on it? :oops:
     
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  46. Underhand

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    Just roll on it.

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  47. crazylevity

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    No wonder the WTA introduced on-court couching. Surely it is more comfortable than the changeover chairs they're provided with.
     
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  48. Bud

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    Literally!

    Have you seen those bombastic couches they sit on courtside in some of the WTA tournaments? Whose idea was that!?
     
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  49. SempreSami

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    Probably already has one of these, a Swiss Army Couch.
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  50. ATXtennisaddict

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    Looks like an ice cream sandwich.

    DO WANT.
     
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